Posts tagged "pedophiles"

John Grisham Cries For All The 60-Something White Men In Prison For Looking At Child Porn [UPDATED]

“We have prisons now filled with guys my age. Sixty-year-old white men in prison who’ve never harmed anybody, would never touch a child. But they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn.” Writer…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 16, 2014

Stupid Moves Guys Have Made In The Name Of Sex

In general, sex makes people stupid -- why else would anyone get it on with a complete stranger and not bother with protection? But there must be something in the water these days, because lately people are acting especially idiotic about intercourse. A 31-year-old sex-offender in Arizona posed as a 12-year-old to enroll in several…
By: Catherine Strawn / April 8, 2009

Pedophiles Will Soon Be Forbidden From Serving Ice Cream

Whenever I hear the sound of an ice cream truck rolling down the street, I think, Wow, if I were a pedophile, driving an ice cream truck would be a genius way for me to get in with the kiddies! and it seems lawmakers are having similar thoughts. Last summer, a convicted sex predator wa…
By: Catherine Strawn / May 12, 2008

Bad Date Hall Of Fame: The Drunk Dirty Talker

Bad dates suck. But let’s face it, after a certain length of time, they can be pretty funny in retrospect. In honor of the grand tradition of laughing uproariously at disastrous dates, we’re taking submissions for The Bad Date Hall Of Fame. Send yours to tips@thefrisky.com – and if we publish yours, we’ll send you…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 23, 2008

Tampa Teachers Get Punished

In the past two weeks alone, three female teachers in Tampa, FL, have been arrested for having sex with their students -- sadly proving even women can be totally perverted pedophiles. The first bust was a 28-year-old middle school math teacher, Stephanie Regusa, who added a 14-year-old boy, divided his legs, then got herself subtracted…
By: Simcha / March 27, 2008