peanut butter

Twerk It To RuPaul’s New Single, “Peanut Butter”

All this inclement weather just makes me want to dance. Thank God for RuPaul’s sickening, new music video for her single “Peanut Butter” featuring Big Freedia. It must be jelly cause jam don’t shake, hunty. I’m going to be making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all weekend. That wasn’t code for something gross. I just… More »


Be My Boyfriend Weekend Party Round Up: Sex With Horses, The Peanut Butter Solution, A Freestyle Rap Defense — And More!

Remember that dream you had in middle school to have the coolest boyfriend ever? Well guess what? These guys are all up for grabs. So girls, don’t fight (it’s not attractive!), there are enough Be My Boyfriends to go around. … More »


4 Bedroom-Friendly Foods (And 4 You Should Avoid)

As Sarah Silverman once said, “A couple of nights ago I was licking jelly off my boyfriend’s penis. And I thought, ‘Oh my God, I’m turning into my mother!”

Yes, we have all raided the fridge during a romp in the sack with our boo — and if we didn’t know any better,… More »


Peanut-Butter Attack Claimed Woman With Nut Allergy

There have been a lot of crazy crimes but this one is completely nuts: a Michigan woman is under investigation for assault, because she mailed a letter coated with peanut butter to her ex-husband, whose new wife just happens to have a peanut allergy.

The wife with the goober allergy picked up the… More »


Peanut Butter Does A Sex Life Good

Vitamin E is supposedly known as “the sexuality vitamin” and peanut and peanut products are “recommended by at least three leading sexologists for a restorative diet,” according to the website AllAboutStuff.com, which my friend Josh directed me to because peanut butter is my favorite food. We’re not sure who these sexologists are, but a dollop… More »


The Worst Kiss Ever (I Hope)

Kissing is a strange phenomenon. At its most basic, kissing involves you and another person touching lips. Later, if you’re advanced, the lips part, tongues get involved, and spit is swapped. Sometimes there’s biting. Kissing is perhaps the most glorious invention ever, but like other wonders of the world (i.e., peanut butter), it’s not always… More »