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Tragedy Strikes! Peaches Geldof And Eli Roth Call Off Wedding

I’m sorry to have to break the news to everyone, but celebrity super-couple Peaches Geldof and Eli Roth have canceled their plans to get hitched. I know! I can hardly believe it either! They seemed so promising: she, a British tabloid fixture whose occupation (model? presenter? writer?) eludes me, and he, the man credited for giving birth to “torture porn.” Maybe it was the age gap; she’s 21, and he’s 38. Publicly, sources are saying they split because of work obligations. About this, I am dubious. In any case, I’m going to need at least 48 hours to recover from this astonishing turn of events. [The Mirror] Keep reading »

What Is Up With Peaches Geldof’s Fur Tail?

Oh, the irony. Last night, British socialite Peaches Geldof attended a store opening, and later lamented on Twitter: “Tonight was too indie. Even for me. Never though I’d say it but I’m gonna have to – too many hipsters spoil the b[r]oth.” Too indie, you say? Then what’s that ridiculously bizarre fur tail doing on your purse? Because that looks pretty hipsterific, if you ask us.

For a moment we thought the accessory might have been part of the Louis Vuitton SS 2010 collection, which included dangling fox fur tassels. But no, the LV designs were larger and featured dyes in splashy colors. Geldof’s tail appears to be the real deal, au naturel. Coming soon to an Urban Outfitters near you. [DailyMail.co.uk] Keep reading »

Stupid Quote Of The Day: “I’m Glad People Like Chris Brown Are Hurting Women”

You may not have heard of Max Drummey, so I’ll fill you in. He’s a guitarist for Chester French, a pretty decent band. He has hipster hair. And he married and divorced Bob Geldof spawn/Miss Ultimo model Peaches Geldof earlier this year. But now you can just file him away in your brain as a dumbass.

Max mouthed off to the Daily Mail about Chris Brown’s alleged beating of Rihanna, and said:

“We’re guys who have been hurt by women and I’m glad people like Chris Brown are finally taking it back and hurting women.”

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Quickies!: The Recession Hits “The Real Housewives Of New York City”

  • Alex McCord of “The Real Housewives of New York City” was just laid off from her visual merchandising gig at Victoria’s Secret. Now she and Simon will have to curtail their extravagant shopping sprees and off-season trips to St. Bart’s. Oh no! And what about their $200,000 brownstone renovation?! If they’re lucky, Bravo isn’t filming this. [People.com]
  • To hear Peaches Geldof retell an encounter with the Gloved One, you’d think he was an equal opportunity perv. [Perez Hilton]
  • Tim Gunn is so attracted to Anderson Cooper, who remains elusive about his sexuality, that he says he’s been trying to make a date with the CNN anchor for a year-and-a-half. We think they’d make a cute couple. [OK!]
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    Star Couplings: Tony Romo Is Still Blowin’ Up Carrie Underwood’s Cell

  • Carrie Underwood told Allure that her ex, Tony Romo, still totally calls her all the time and she doesn’t, like, pick up. Wonder if Jessica Simpson, Romo’s current GF, is aware of his phone habits… [DListed]
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