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Confession: I Don’t Wanna Hold Your Hand

Yesterday, I came across an article on Elite Daily titled “8 Scientific And Romantic Reasons Why We Love Holding Hands.

“Ew. Gross. Blech,” I said to myself. It occurred to me that this was probably not the reaction other people had upon seeing this article. Probably other people who are not terrible curmudgeons said to themselves, “Oh! How lovely and romantical! Yay hand holding!” and then promptly shared the article on their Facebook pages.

I do not like to hold hands. Arm linking is fine, particularly if it is keeping me from falling down after a night out, but holding hands drives me right up the wall. I can do it for maybe a minute, and only if I am sitting down and not talking. Keep reading »

Straight People Need To See More Gay Kisses

Michael Sam Becomes The First Out Gay Player Drafted By The NFL, Kisses Boyfriend Live On ESPN

There was a distinct outpouring of disgust when Michael Sam kissed his boyfriend after being drafted on Saturday night. Some of it was just outright bigotry, but Mark Joseph Stern at Slate was interested to see many people saying they supported Sam in theory, but were nonetheless uncomfortable with the display. “Is it possible to support gay rights, but still be grossed out by gay people?” Stern asks. Read more on Newser…

14 Proposed Rules For PDA (Because People Don’t Seem To Know)

Open Letter: PDA
Julie pens a letter to the couple who can't keep their hands off each other. Read More »
Rules For Commuters
rules for public transportation
Things you shouldn't do while riding public transportation. Read More »
Subway BJs
subway blowjob
Nooo! Not on the subway!! Read More »
14 Proposed Rules For PDA (Because People Don't Seem To Know)

It’s been brought to my attention by the couple conspicuously making out on Julie’s subway, the now infamous Lollapalooza finger banging pair (pictured above) and the viral video of the week which features a kid in the park standing nearby while his parents fuck that some couples don’t know what’s socially acceptable when it comes to PDA.  Actually, it hasn’t just  been brought to my attention. I’ve known this for a long time — since my first job as a hostess at Chili’s when I found two people doing it on booth. My reaction was to start crying. I was 16, so I forgive myself for that reaction. That was 20 years ago, so this compendium has truly been a long time in the making. But — deep breath — I can avoid it no longer. Below are some guidelines for displaying affection in public so that it’s not gross/weird/annoying to others. Keep reading »

An Open Letter To The Couple Conspiculously Making Out On The Subway All The Time

First Kisses Women Fear
The seven kinds of first kisses all women fear. Read More »
Kissing Facts
Some fun facts about kissing! Read More »
Subway BJs
subway blowjob
Nooo! Not on the subway!! Read More »
How NOT To Kiss
The worst smooches ever. Read More »

Dear Couple Sucking Face,

The first time I saw you, in Manhattan’s Union Square station, I thought maybe you were saying goodbye, for like, a long time. How else to explain the five minutes of intense, face-sucking, ass-grabbing making out you two were getting into? As you stood there, right where the station splits off between the N, R and L trains, hundreds of commuters strode by, many of them transfixed by your tongues darting in and out of each other’s mouths. I stopped and watched for a second, too, concocting a fictional back story for the strange configuration in front of me. He worked in finance, and was heading down to Wall Street to trade some futures or something. She’d been visiting from out of town, flying back to her home in Minneapolis, to a soul-sucking job as an insurance adjuster. This makeout session was the culmination of five days of total bliss, sealed with promises to return as soon as possible.

But oh, I was so wrong about you two. Keep reading »

Hot Links: Where Was Kanye? Plus, The Dos & Don’ts Of PDA!

  • Why wasn’t limelight-loving Kanye West at the Grammy Awards? Let’s hypothesize! [College Candy]
  • Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Do yourself a favor and break up with your ex — here are eight signs that you should! [Your Tango]
  • Creepy criminal of the day: man steals women’s underwear and then sends them taunting messages. [Huffington Post]
  • Single on V-Day? Who cares! You can listen to this video of super hot dudes saying “I love you” over and over like I plan to. [Tres Sugar] Keep reading »

20 Celebrity Couples Playing Grab Ass

21 Celebrity Couples Playing Grab Ass

Oh, excuse us for interrupting your private moment, Kim and Kanye. Wait, never mind, you’re out in public playing grab ass, why are we apologizing? Kim is the one who’s known for her famous fanny, but it seems she has a fondness of her own for the junk in Kanye’s trunk. She’s really up there, isn’t she? Is she holding on that tight because she’s afraid of falling in the rain? Careful, girl.

We’ve noticed quite a few famous folks who can’t help showing their feelings for the fanny by giving their partner a little love tap or a big squeeze. Maybe they’re just double checking that their babe’s butt is still there? Click on for photos of celebs latching on to a badonkadonk. Brace yourself—this slideshow is full of dangerous curves.

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