Celeb ladies be craaaaa-aaazy sometimes! Take for instance, Lindsay Lohan. No really, take her. First, there were all of the legal troubles that plagued her from 2007 through 2011. And then, there was telling the world she wanted to bang pervert/photographer Terry Richardson. No one ever tries to bang Terry Richardson, they just accidentally fall on his dick. Plus, that blonde hair. Thank God it’s red again. Going up against Lindz in the wild child category is Paz de la Huerta. Amelia is the real Paz expert here, but let’s just say Paz believes she had sex with Elvis’s ghost at Graceland, mmkay? Annnnnnd she’s shown her vagina to practically everyone. Well, I guess they’ve kind of both done that … So who’s more of a hot mess? You decide!
Who's The Crazier Hot Mess?
- Lindsay Lohan, hands down. (61%, 356 Votes)
- Paz de la Huerta, for the win! (39%, 230 Votes)
Total Voters: 586
It’s that time of year … time to sit around the dinner table with our loved ones, carve some turkey, and give thanks for the celebs who made our lives better this year.
There’s no shame in my eternal, abiding love for Paz de la Huerta. I love her bizarrely over-pronounced acting on “Boardwalk Empire.” I love her hilarious video ad for Joe’s Jeans. I love her sartorial shortcomings. I love her choice of garish lipstick hues. I love her sweaty, disheveled red carpet appearances. I love her assault case, in which she was accused of throwing a drink at a reality star. I love her claim that the ghost of Elvis gave her an orgasm. Basically, I am not surprised or alarmed by anything she does, or anything that comes out of her mouth. I relish her insanity and revel in it.
However, I am simply SHOCKED by what she wore out of the house on Monday night to the world premiere of the new Eddie Murphy and Ben Stiller flick Tower Heist. See what I’m talking about after the jump. Keep reading »
Played to perfection on “Boardwalk Empire” by my favorite hot mess-and-a half Paz de la Huerta, Lucy Danziger is a showgirl in every sense of the word. Intense, unpredictable, and attention-seeking, the former mistress of Atlantic City kingpin Nucky Thompson went from the ragtag life of a Ziegfeld Follies performer to a pampered concubine. Eventually exhausted by Lucy’s antics, Nucky meets Margaret Schroeder, a clever Irish widow, and casts his former squeeze to the wayside. Now pregnant with the child of Nelson Van Alden, a Prohibition agent with a long-distance wife and an unyielding religious conviction, Lucy is a miserable shred of what she once was. I prefer to think of her restored to former glory as Nucky’s arm candy, draped in jewels and sumptuous furs.
Here’s your guide to channeling Lucy Danziger’s opulent 1920s look this Halloween, and remember to tune in to HBO Sunday nights at 9 p.m. for the next installment of “Boardwalk Empire”! Keep reading »
I gotta admit, I have a little bit of a girl crush on Hollywood Hot Mess Paz de la Huerta. I find her to be delightfully kooky. She’s not afraid to wear a see-through dress while running errands or share her personal experiences with the masses, like the time the ghost of Elvis gave her an orgasm. She’s gone through rough times with her family and is dedicated to her craft. What’s not to like? Click through this slideshow of Paz working the camera and dropping knowledge in interviews and tell me you don’t want to come to the imaginary dinner party I’m having for her and Courtney Stodden.
Saving the best for last? Please! Let’s start our Monday morning off on the right foot, shall we, by checking out the best photos from last night’s Emmy Awards red carpet. And by “best,” I actually mean “worst” dressed, of course, because it’s the most fun.