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Evening Quickies: Another Day, Another Naked Paz De La Huerta Photoshoot

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Morning Quickies
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  • Another day, another NSFW Paz de la Huerta photoshoot. This time they’re by photographer James Macari. Very gorgeous and, um, educational. [ONTD
  • Diddy had a mentally ill man arrested for breaking into his Long Island mansion and trying on his clothes. Sounds reasonable. [PopCrush]
  • Morgan Freeman denies that he’s engaged to his  27-year-oldstep-granddaughter, E’Dena Hines. Well, that’s good news … I guess. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Jada Pinkett Smith says rumors about marital trouble between her and Will Smith are “ridiculous.” [Stupid Celebrities] Keep reading »

The Real March Madness: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Paz De La Huerta

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Celeb ladies be craaaaa-aaazy sometimes! Take for instance, Lindsay Lohan. No really, take her. First, there were all of the legal troubles that plagued her from 2007 through 2011. And then, there was telling the world she wanted to bang pervert/photographer Terry Richardson. No one ever tries to bang Terry Richardson, they just accidentally fall on his dick. Plus, that blonde hair. Thank God it’s red again. Going up against Lindz in the wild child category is Paz de la Huerta. Amelia is the real Paz expert here, but let’s just say Paz believes she had sex with Elvis’s ghost at Graceland, mmkay? Annnnnnd she’s shown her vagina to practically everyone. Well, I guess they’ve kind of both done that … So who’s more of a hot mess? You decide!

Who's The Crazier Hot Mess?

  • Lindsay Lohan, hands down. (61%, 356 Votes)
  • Paz de la Huerta, for the win! (39%, 230 Votes)
Total Voters: 586

15 Celebs We’re Thankful For This Year

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It’s that time of year … time to sit around the dinner table with our loved ones, carve some turkey, and give thanks for the celebs who made our lives better this year.

Paz De La Huerta’s Shocking Transformation!

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There’s no shame in my eternal, abiding love for Paz de la Huerta. I love her bizarrely over-pronounced acting on “Boardwalk Empire.” I love her hilarious video ad for Joe’s Jeans. I love her sartorial shortcomings. I love her choice of garish lipstick hues. I love her sweaty, disheveled red carpet appearances. I love her assault case, in which she was accused of throwing a drink at a reality star. I love her claim that the ghost of Elvis gave her an orgasm. Basically, I am not surprised or alarmed by anything she does, or anything that comes out of her mouth. I relish her insanity and revel in it.

However, I am simply SHOCKED by what she wore out of the house on Monday night to the world premiere of the new Eddie Murphy and Ben Stiller flick Tower Heist. See what I’m talking about after the jump. Keep reading »

Halloween Inspiration Board: Paz de la Huerta as “Boardwalk Empire”‘s Lucy Danziger

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Played to perfection on “Boardwalk Empire” by my favorite hot mess-and-a half Paz de la Huerta, Lucy Danziger is a showgirl in every sense of the word. Intense, unpredictable, and attention-seeking, the former mistress of Atlantic City kingpin Nucky Thompson went from the ragtag life of a Ziegfeld Follies performer to a pampered concubine. Eventually exhausted by Lucy’s antics, Nucky meets Margaret Schroeder, a clever Irish widow, and casts his former squeeze to the wayside. Now pregnant with the child of Nelson Van Alden, a Prohibition agent with a long-distance wife and an unyielding religious conviction, Lucy is a miserable shred of what she once was. I prefer to think of her restored to former glory as Nucky’s arm candy, draped in jewels and sumptuous furs.

Here’s your guide to channeling Lucy Danziger’s opulent 1920s look this Halloween, and remember to tune in to HBO Sunday nights at 9 p.m. for the next installment of “Boardwalk Empire”! Keep reading »

10 Great Paz De La Huerta Quotes & Photos

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I gotta admit, I have a little bit of a girl crush on Hollywood Hot Mess Paz de la Huerta. I find her to be delightfully kooky. She’s not afraid to wear a see-through dress while running errands or share her personal experiences with the masses, like the time the ghost of Elvis gave her an orgasm. She’s gone through rough times with her family and is dedicated to her craft. What’s not to like? Click through this slideshow of Paz working the camera and dropping knowledge in interviews and tell me you don’t want to come to the imaginary dinner party I’m having for her and Courtney Stodden.

The 10 Worst Dressed Stars At The 2011 Emmy Awards

The 10 Worst Dressed Stars At The 2011 Emmy Awards
Saving the best for last? Please! Let’s start our Monday morning off on the right foot, shall we, by checking out the best photos from last night’s Emmy Awards red carpet. And by “best,” I actually mean “worst” dressed, of course, because it’s the most fun.

Paz De La Huerta Glamourizes The Crotch Shot

Watch out, Britney, you’re not the only girl in Hollywood flaunting the crotch shot. “Boardwalk Empire”‘s Paz de la Huerta shows us ladies how it’s done (thigh highs, garter, matching bra and panties) in this new sexy new ad for Agent Provocateur. Paparazzi aren’t just slimeballs — they’re also very lucky! [NYmag.com] Keep reading »

The Ghost Of Elvis Gave Paz De La Huerta An Orgasm

“I was with my ex-boyfriend [Scott Weiland] and had to beg him to go to Graceland. I felt like he was jealous of Elvis because I’ve always been infatuated by him, which is hysterical because he’s passed away. So I went to his recording studio because sometimes the sensitive people feel him in this room, and I stood in this corner and I felt him. What can I say? I felt him touch me. I mean, come on, he’s a ghost. I felt his spirit go through me and give me pleasure. I experienced that when my cat died. She waited until I got home from Sundance, and she passed away the second she was in my arms, and I felt her spirit go through my body. But this was different. It was like Elvis was tickling me with a feather.”

– Paz de la Huerta (of “Boardwalk Empire”) is officially my favorite coo-coo-bananas Hollywood starlet. In an interview with The New York Times, she also says her sister tried to kill her while she was in the womb. Oh, to be a fly on that wall during Thanksgiving dinner. [NY Times] Keep reading »