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Paula Abdul’s Top Five Highest Moments

This just in from the Department of No-Duh: Paula Abdul has fessed up to Ladies Home Journal that she’s been fighting an addiction to pain killers. For 12 years, Ms. Straight Up was anything but, shooting syringes of lidocaine into her butt before graduating to a don’t-try-this-at-home pain killer patch that’s 80 percent stronger than… More »


Quickies!: Paula Abdul Doesn’t Like 4th Idol Judge & Meat Grinder Causes Accident With Penis

Paula Abdul isn’t hiding the fact she is not pleased with the addition of a fourth judge to “American Idol.” Retract the claws girl. [NY Post]
It was no secret the Obamas were getting a dog after they moved into the White House, but now they have announced what kind of dog they are getting. More »


The 15 Most Shocking Moments Of 2008

2008 is almost history, and it definitely made some. We saw plenty of highs — the election of the first African-American President — and lows — the stock market dip — but as we look back at a year of extremes, our jaw still drops at these unbelievably shocking moments…

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Top Eight Music Videos Featuring Sweet Dance Moves

1. Janet Jackson, “If” You may be saying to yourself, “Wait, why not ‘Rhythm Nation’?” Because everyone assumes that “Rhythm Nation” is Janet’s best dance video, but it’s not. “If” is much dirtier. See for yourself.

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American Idol: Interesting Fashion Choices And Advice From Paula

WHAT was Randy wearing on last night’s season finale of American Idol. So fashion forward (or classic?) to sport a red blazer with a white border and an ascot?!?! And I feel like I may have missed something by turning on my TV a bit late, but why are the Davids wearing matching… More »


Paula Gets A Lil’ Confused On American Idol

Last night’s American Idol was fun, and not because the final five all sang songs by the king of karaoke, Neil Diamond. No, last night was fun because it featured the return of crazy, confused Paula Abdul. I’ve missed her this season! … More »


American Idol Contestants Continue To Maim Our Favorite Songs

Everyone is pissing themselves this morning over David Cook’s rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” on last night’s American Idol. Maybe it’s because I am still pissed they kicked Josiah off (but whatever, homeboy has a record contract with Warner Bros. now!), maybe it’s because “Billie Jean” was my favorite song when I… More »


The Daily Squeeze: Paula’s Bod, Banned Haircare Ads, And More Sleep

Paula Abdul might never have another decent single, but her body continues to be a hit, even among her younger fans (who probably have never heard “Forever Your Girl.”) “Most people say I look better than I ever have,” Paula said. “It feels good when I see young boys staring at me, saying, ‘I wish… More »


An Open Letter To American Idol

Dear Randy, Paula, and Simon,
Seriously, how dumb are you guys to give up on Josiah Leming, a guy who actually writes his own (amazing) songs, sings Mika’s “Grace Kelly” as an audition song, has the adorable look that teens (and, um, women) will go crazy for, and has a voice that channels… More »


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