The bromantic (sorry Wendy!) babe joked around with this adorable fan between takes of his upcoming James L. Brooks movie. Can’t wait to see Paul on the big screen again and in a suit, yum! [Philadelphia, 9/1/09]

And you can put the load on me! [Simcha!—Editor] Frisky girls make passes at boys who wear glasses. And Paul Rudd, we really do love you, man.  [LAX, Los Angeles, 5/18/09]

His yearbook photo proves that back in high school Rudd was so totally clueless. But even after seeing Paul’s ‘80s hair DON’T, we still want to bone the fro-mantic actor. Heck, we’d even let him do some business in the front and party in the back.

What a day it is for Paul Rudd fans! Ahem, today:

1. We discovered the above clip of Paul Rudd on “Sesame Street,” dressed up as the Earth, singing about environmentalism!
2. We listened to Paul Rudd read from a bodice ripping romance novel on ABC News.
3. We bookmarked the blog Paul Rudd Loves You—and you should too!

VITAL STATS
Born: April 6, 1969 in Passaic, NJ
Sun Sign: Aries
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Sagittarius
Mercury: Aries
Venus: Aries
Mars: Sagittarius

Jason Segel is smart, sexy, and single! “I Love You, Man,” his bromantic comedy with the universally beloved Paul Rudd, is in theaters this weekend. Here are ten reasons to love Mr. Segel, including, yes, his penis.

Paul Rudd and Jason Segal’s “I Love You, Man” opens on today, and Forbes says this breed of male comic duos are “more enlightened” and “less homophobic” than predecessors like Laurel and Hardy. Why do people pretend men weren’t friends before the “bromance” phenomenon? You think Jesus didn’t love his disciples? Those men were crazy emo. And “The Odd Couple”? Totes loved each other. Here’s who we’d shun, shag and marry…

We recommended Leanne Shapton’s new book Important Artifacts and Personal Property from the Collection of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris, Including Books, Street Fashion, and Jewelry to you last month, but if you’re so super-duper lazy that you can’t even read what’s essentially a picture book with captions, then you can always wait for the movie. Variety reports that Natalie Portman and Brad Pitt will star in the roles of Lenore Doolan and Harold Morris in a romantic comedy produced by the two stars’ companies.

Paul Rudd’s new flick “I Love You, Man” is set to open next week, but I just can’t wait that long to see him! So, like some stalker ex-girlfriend, er, I mean fan, I’ve gone through all of his stuff and compiled a list of Paul Rudd’s finest moments—and I mean finest. If you want to see his bare butt, keep reading for 10 Reasons We’d Love To Love Rudd:

Last night’s episode of “Saturday Night Live” was the gayest in the show’s history. From man-on-man kissing skits to Justin Timberlake appearing as a unitard-clad dancer in a Beyonce video shoot (see clip above), “SNL” seemed to be saying, “Gay community, we love you.” Now doesn’t JT have nice stems?

Then Beyonce went and put on this weird bionic hand glove and performed the HELL out of “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”, doing nearly the entire “Mexican Breakfast” dance routine. Clip of THAT after the jump…