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Aretha Franklin’s Planning A Food Line, Like Patti LaBelle’s Pies, But Different

Hold onto your wig, Patti LaBelle: Aretha Franklin is coming for your food empire. Click on Detroit reports that the Queen of Soul is working with a Phoenix-based food company to start her own line of products, the news of which will certainly do nothing towards putting their longstanding and hilarious beef to rest.
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Patti LaBelle Takes Credit For Sold Out Pies, Discrediting Pie Video Auteur

“I did it myself,” she says. I mean…did you? More »


Patti LaBelle Calls Man Who Raved About Her Pie, The Internet Rejoices

Patti Labelle superfan, James Wright Chanel gives thanks in less than ordinary ways.  The singer praised Patti LaBelle’s new line of sweet potato pies through song on YouTube. LaBelle’s pies, which are sold at Walmart, and have since been selling like hot cakes…er hot pies rather.

Chanel sang “If Only You Knew,” “Isn’t It… More »


Don’t You Dare Take Your Clothes Off On Patti LaBelle’s Stage

“Did you know the devil is busy?” More »


Patti LaBelle Is The Best Thing About “Dancing With The Stars”

When given the dubious assignment to perform a salsa routine to 50 Cent’s “In Da Club,” Patti LaBelle did how I knew she would and turned it the fuck out. This is what all 70-year-old women should be doing, and this is what we should all be striving towards. Let this routine be the inspiration… More »


Patti LaBelle Would Like You To Know That Today’s Pop Stars Are “Little Heifers”

Patti LaBelle, whom most of us would consider to fit squarely into the “history-making power divas” category, isn’t too fond of the d-word anymore. According to LaBelle:
“That word is used so loosely that I don’t even consider myself a diva. I always considered myself a woman who sings her heart out and who… More »


The Divas Are Back! Now, With More Patti LaBelle

All praise to whomever spent the endless hours it took to produce this incredible new episode of “Got 2 B Real,” the diva variety show. You know it took hours and hours and hours to voice and edit this bitch. Welcome to the Diva Variety Show, featuring Aretha “Hateretha” Franklin, Chaka Khan, Patti LaBelle, Rihanna,… More »


Lady Gaga’s Outrageous Costumes Shtick Is Nothing New

Patti LaBelle and the Bluebelles, which also included Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash, were donning Gaga-esque outfits before Lady Gaga had ever been thought of. [1970s, Philadelphia] … More »