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She’s Like The Wind: “Dirty Dancing” Lift Machine

As Patrick Swayze courageously battles cancer, his legendary spirit has lifted lots of Americans…literally. Thanks to the “Dirty Dancing” Lift Machine, lucky fans have been getting “Baby”-ed. Over two decades after Swayze splashed around with Jennifer Grey, making every girl swoon with jealousy, regular folks have experienced the “Time Of Their Life” and completed the glorious dance move immortalized in the final dance of the flick. While the machine won’t accidentally drop you in the water during practice like Swayze, we’re already wet from the idea of this romantic gesture, albeit mechanical.

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Quickies!: Jessica Simpson Is Dirty And Lindsay Lohan Is Straight

  • Eww gross! Jessica Simpson only washes her hair two or three times a month. [Star]
  • The man who created Barbie was a total horn-dog. [Daily Mail]
  • This hockey player must have been hungry at last night’s Ottawa Senators game. He bit a player on the opposing team. [ESPN]
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    Quickies!: ‘Tis The Season For Social Drinking

  • It’s easy to blame winter weight gain on rich desserts and festive foods, but those holiday beverages are riddled with calories, too. These tips and Pomegranate Cosmos will help beat the winter calories. [Shine]
  • Beijing is experiencing a sexual revolution, in which people are swinging and having sex on the internet. [Your Tango]
  • Having a rich benefactor or sugar daddy seems like the perfect solution to college financial woes. [College Candy]
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    Breaking News: Does Patrick Swayze Only Have Five Weeks To Live?

    The internet is abuzz with the news that, according to the oh-so-reputable National Enquirer, Patrick Swayze, star of the best movie possibly ever made, Dirty Dancing, is dying of pancreatic cancer that has spread to other organs. No word yet from Swayze’s rep on whether the story is true, but our fingers are crossed that this is yet another rumor the Enquirer has gotten totally wrong. Until then, we’ll be playing “She’s Like The Wind” on repeat. [National Enquirer]

    UPDATE: Patrick Swayze’s rep has confirmed that the actor was diagnosed with cancer about a month ago. This is so, so sad. Dirty Dancing, Ghost, and Priscilla Queen of the Desert marathon at our house tonight. [PageSix.com] Keep reading »