Posts tagged "patricia krentcil"

Watch Scenes From Tanning Mom’s Gay Porn! (SFW)

This behind-the-scenes look at Tanning Mom on the set of “Kings of New York 2,” that gay porn she starred in. Based on what we see here, it was an excellent idea for her to go to rehab. I’m glad that she’s a sober, lifestyle blogger now, but it’s fun to reminisce about her wild…

Ami Angelowicz / October 16, 2013

6 Things I Learned About Tanning Mom From Her New Blog!

I can just retire from the internet now because Tanning Mom has launched a Tumblr, Tips From Tan Mom. I don’t know if it’s tips as much as  a showcase of her new sober lifestyle and a vehicle to promote her music and film career. Hey, she probably has a lot more free time on her…

Ami Angelowicz / September 10, 2013

The Tannest People In The World

We get that having a tan can feel good, especially in the summer.  But most of us don’t understand Tanning Mom’s desire to obtain that leathery shade of brown. And then there are others for whom Patricia Krentcil is a tanning icon.

Trish Paytas — you might remember her from an episode of “My Strange Addiction” –…

Ami Angelowicz / August 3, 2013

Tanning Mom’s Music Video Is Finally Here!

To quote Amelia when she alerted me that Tanning Mom’s music video for her new single, “It’s Tan Mom,” was available for viewing: “Christmas has come early.” I don’t celebrate Christmas because I’m a Jew. But this video is what I would ask for if I made a Christmas list. I’ve dreamed of it. I’ve envisioned…

Ami Angelowicz / May 20, 2013

Tanning Mom’s New Single Is Way Hotter Than Farrah Abraham’s Sex Tape

Take that, Farrah Abraham getting done up the pooper by James Deen! You have been outdone by Tanning Mom! No, she didn’t make a sex tapeTMZ obtained a snippet of Patricia Krentcil’s soon-to-be-released single, “It’s Tan Mom.” I knew it would blow my mind, but I didn’t know how much it would blow my mind.

Ami Angelowicz / May 6, 2013

Tanning Mom & 7 Other Non-Celebs Who Recorded Singles To Stay Relevant

I guess when the sex tape thing didn’t pull through, Tanning Mom, my muse, had to come up with another way to stay in the spotlight. What about her biopic starring her? I’m dying for that! Anyhow, Patty Krentcil decided to hit the recording studio and cut her first single, “It’s Tan Mom!” The truth…

Ami Angelowicz / May 1, 2013

Tanning Mom Wants To Make A Sex Tape, Takes 100 Topless Beach Pics Instead

Tanning Mom is ready to ditch the bows and get down to business. TMZ obtained an email sent by Patricia Krentcil to Vivid Entertainment’s president, Steve Hirsch, shamelessly propositioning him to produce her sex tape:
“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to…

Ami Angelowicz / April 19, 2013

“Tanning Mom” Will Star In Her Own Biopic

Well, isn’t this is the bit of meta movie news wonderfulness I’ve been waiting for all my life? Tanning Mom, otherwise known as Patricia Krentcil, told In Touch magazine that there’s a biopic in the works about her life. I know! That’s amazing. But it gets way better. Guess who’s starring in “Tanning Mom: The…

Ami Angelowicz / March 8, 2013

Tanning Mom Considering A Move To Jolly Old England

New Jersey isn’t quite as fun when you’ve been banned from the local tanning salons. So Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil is doing what any UV-ray worshipper would do: she’s considering packing up her suntan oil and moving to the UK. The New York Daily News reports that our most embarrassing cultural export since the “Jersey…

Jessica Wakeman / February 25, 2013

Is It Too Late To Ask For This Tanning Mom Action Figure?

This “Tanorexic” action figure, made by toy company, turned out to be their hottest selling item of 2012. No surprise there. Because of legal reasons, they couldn’t make the doll in the exact likeness of Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil, but, we get it. All she needs is a bow. I have to get it…

Ami Angelowicz / January 2, 2013

6 New Hobbies For Tanning Mom Now That She Has (GASP!) Stopped Tanning

Some very important news in the world of tan-ness: Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tanning Mom, has announced that she will STOP tanning. In an exclusive interview with In Touch, Tanning Mom said that she wants the chance to “rehabilitate her image by staying out of the sun (real and artificial) for an entire month.”…

Ami Angelowicz / August 2, 2012

Tanning Mom Used To Be A Hot Bikini Model Before She Ruined Her Skin

The Internet is buzzing with some astonishing news! Patricia Krentcil, otherwise known as Tanning Mom, used to be HOT. Yes, we all know she is sizzling hot from her five-times-a-week tanning sessions. No, I mean she used to be a babe. Some old photos of Tanning Mom have surfaced, and apparently TM was a bikini model.

The Stir / June 6, 2012

Tanning Mom Meets Her Foot-Tall Doppelganger

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil has become one of the lucky few to score her own doll, but I kind of think they did a sloppy job. The doll’s tan looks accurate enough, but what’s with the navy pantsuit? It hides, not emphasizes her bronzed glow. The Tanning Mom I know and love would never approve.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 5, 2012

The Tannest People In The World

We get that having a tan can feel good, but most of us don’t understand Tanning Mom’s desire to obtain that leathery shade of brown. And then there are others for whom Patricia Krentcil is a tanning icon. Trish Paytas — you might remember her from an episode of “My Strange Addiction” — doesn’t get why…

Ami Angelowicz / June 1, 2012

8 Things We’re Starting To Understand About Tanning Mom

For the last two weeks we’ve been trying to wrap our heads around the many things we didn’t get about Patricia Krentcil (aka Tanning Mom). In the process, we’ve grown a wee bit fond of her. Amelia and I were talking today, and while we still don’t understand exactly how she achieved her mysterious shade…

Ami Angelowicz / May 16, 2012

12 Things We Don’t Understand About “Tanning Mom”

We can’t hide it. We won’t deny it. We are fascinated, strangely fascinated, with Tanning Mom, the New Jersey mother who was arrested for child endangerment for allegedly taking her her five-year-old to the tanning salon. We frankly aren’t sure if she suffers from body dysmorphia of some sort (likely) or she’s just an elaborate…

The Frisky / May 4, 2012

Snooki — Yes, Snooki — Thinks The Tanning Mom Is Batcrackers

“That bitch is crazy … you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.”
– Our “Jersey Shore” girl Snooki has harsh words for fellow tanning addict Patricia Krentcil. If Snooki is pulling your card, well, you know it’s bad. [Extra]…

Julie Gerstein / May 4, 2012

Hot Links: Dan Savage Labeled A “Bully” & Experts Conclude The Tanning Mom Is, Duh, Tanorexic

My BFF Dan Savage has been labeled a “bully” because he went on a rant about ignoring the “bullshit in the Bible about gay people,” and while he apologizes for calling a person who walked out of this speech “a pansy ass,” he stands by his other comments. [Newser]
Star says that Angelina Jolie…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 3, 2012

“Tanning Mom” Speaks!

Yesterday we were gobsmacked by/fascinated with Tanning Mom, aka Patricia Krentcil, the New Jersey mama bear who got arrested for allegedly putting her five-year-old in a tanning bed. Tanning Mom got arrested for child endangerment after her fair-skinned, redheaded little girl went to school with a bad sunburn and told teachers she “went tanning with…

Jessica Wakeman / May 3, 2012

Jersey Woman Arrested For Taking Her Daughter Tanning

Nutley, New Jersey, mother Patricia Krentcil really likes tanning. That’s obvious when you look at her oranged-up skin and bleached hair. But police officials in Nutley believe that Krentcil likes tanning so much that she brought her five-year-old daughter into the tanning booth with her, giving the child serious burns.

Krentcil’s daughter Anna,…

Julie Gerstein / May 2, 2012