Posts tagged "parker posey"

Parker Posey Is A National Treasure

There’s a lot of things you could say about Parker Posey, but you’d certainly have to agree that the woman knows how to live. Look at her here, strolling down the sidewalk in NYC, yapping on the phone to her best gay friend, sipping on some iced coffee. Aren’t you just completely jealz of her mellow lifestyle? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Julie Gerstein / September 1, 2013

Bless You, Parker Posey, Bless You!

Parker Posey: She is a wondrous real-life example of “bitch-don’t-give-a-fuck” writ large. She’s the personality behind the descriptive term I’ve coined, “Parker Posey crazy,” which denotes a woman or man who might scathingly bitch you out and then pee in your wineglass or something. And she’s the owner of a small, poodle-ish dog, that perfectly…

Julie Gerstein / July 19, 2013

Parker Posey Could Have Been In “Girl, Interrupted,” And 25 Other Hollywood Casting Close Calls

It’s hard to imagine anyone other than Angelina Jolie (and THOSE LIPS!) in the Oscar-winning role of Lisa in the 1999 film “Girl, Interrupted.” But Parker Posey recently revealed she turned down an audition for the role. “What I did pass on that may surprise you is ‘Girl, Interrupted.’ The Angelina Jolie role … I just…

The Frisky / November 10, 2012

A Master Class In Emmy Acceptance Speeches From Parker Posey

JA,N — short for Just Act, Naturally (played by comic genius Parker Posey) — will teach you how to give the Emmy Award acceptance speech to end all acceptance speeches. JA,N’s class covers Emmy holding techniques, audience acknowledgement, awkward crying and, of course, loser training. Now all you have to do is find a way…

Ami Angelowicz / September 19, 2012

Amy Poehler And Parker Posey Do Wilson Phillips Right

It’s Wednesday, ye olde Hump Day, and we figured you might appreciate a pick-me-up. Here it is, in the form of a clip from the criminally underrated 2009 Amy Poehler/Rachel Dratch/Parker Posey movie “Spring Breakdown.” Watch the girls compete in a spring break talent competition with their pitch-perfect rendition of the Wilson Phillips classic…

Julie Gerstein / August 18, 2010

Job Disqualifications: Eight Types Of Men You Can’t Work With

According to “Page Six,” Parker Posey tipped a babelicious bartender 50 bucks on two glasses of wine. Clearly the recession isn’t affecting her hot pocket! But Parker, baby girl, hitting on a bartender is like trying to hold a rainbow. Sure, something about a man serving you is pretty darn seductive, but every girl i…

Simcha / February 25, 2009

Star Couplings: Kirsten Dunst Sobers Up Her Love Life

Did Kirsten Dunst and her snaggle tooth find love in rehab? [Perez Hilton]
Um, Kate Beckinsale says her best feature is her vajayjay, which she lovingly has nicknamed “Pharoah’s Tomb”. That sounds kind of dusty to us. [Perez Hilton]
According to In Touch, Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia might be moving in together. Betcha the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2008