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Jury Duty: Avoid Being A Courtroom Fashion Victim

Do you swear to tell the truth, avoid neon colors, and not wear sunglasses as headbands, so help you God? In a courthouse, there is a legal oath as well as a fashion oath. Few people would repeat [Michael Jackson’s pajama-clad court appearance faux pas, but many overlook the less obvious style no-no’s in a courtroom. Whether you’re in the jury box, testifying, or, heaven forbid, the defendant, there are certain rules everyone should follow in front of the (fashion) judge. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Paris Hilton Lets A Spotted Nicky Out Of Her Cage

Nicky Hilton hardly ever crosses our minds, but when she makes an appearance via a paparazzo’s camera, we start thinking about what she’s been up to lately. It seems Paris, who recently dumped Doug Reinhardt, now has time to get the paps to pay attention to Nicky. [Hollywood, 6/11/09] Keep reading »

Artist Paints Sarah Jessica As A Horse: Funny Or Mean?

E! Online recently asked readers if this painting of Sarah Jessica Parker, an equine rendition of her Covet perfume ad, is too mean. The overwhelming response: hells yeah.

But honestly, I’m not at all offended. I love Carrie Bradshaw as much as the next girl, but I actually chuckled when I saw this on the art blog Gallery of the Absurd. Sarah is obviously beautiful, but, well, if she were animal, she’d definitely be a horse. And Sarah Jessica isn’t the only one who artist 14 has painted. After the jump, some of our favorites of her work. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Rihanna Will Testify Against Chris Brown

  • Rihanna has been subpoenaed to testify against Chris Brown, who is answering felony assault charges, in a preliminary hearing scheduled for June 22. [Us Magazine]
  • Monica Seles is reportedly seeing billionaire Thomas Golisano, a man twice her age. [Perez Hilton] — I’m not a big fan of the Republican coup Golisano’s orchestrated in the New York State legislature, so now I dislike Monica by association.
  • Kendra Wilkinson says her baby is due Christmas day. [People] — Kendra and Hank were really busy in March, huh?

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Quick Pic: What Did Paris Hilton Do To Piss Off Mr. Pointy Finger?

1) She pointed to his bald spot and said, “That is so not hot.”
2) Her makeout session with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt obscured his view of the stage during “Rock of Ages”.
3) Her Sidekick kept blowing up with texts during the big musical numbers.
4) None of the above, because we have no effing clue.
[NYC, 6/1/09]
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Star Couplings: Mel Gibson’s Girlfriend Is Pregnant

  • Mel Gibson joked on “The Tonight Show” last night that he has indeed knocked up his girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. This will be his eighth child. [Dlisted]
  • Kate Gosselin said she doesn’t know if she and Jon will be together next year. [Us Weekly]
  • Doug Reinhardt hinted to “Extra” that he is interested in marrying Paris Hilton. [OK! Magazine]
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    Quick Pic: Selfish Heiress Slays, Skins Rare Blue Leopard For Her Sunbathing Needs

    Did you really think Paris Hilton wasn’t going to attend the film festival at Cannes and lounge around in the sun all day wearing a blue leopard print bathing suit cut down to her navel with a matching headband and sunglasses? [Antibes, France, 5/18/09] Keep reading »

    Paris Hilton Documentary Doesn’t Reveal Much

    Paris Hilton is so misunderstood that she’s decided to let the world see the real woman behind the image in “Paris, Not France,” a documentary that debuted last year at the Toronto International Film Festival. The film, according to the Los Angeles Times, was supposed to go along with the 2006 release of “Paris,” her self-titled debut album. And director Adria Petty’s film is already out-of-date. It gives no mention of Paris’s stint in jail in 2007 and features the Paris that was always trying to upstage her last moment with stunts like riding a motorcycle on the red carpet. Comparatively, the Paris of today is much more low-key. But I bet she still believes she’s a victim of Barbie comparisons and doesn’t for a second think that she had a hand in perpetuating that persona. Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Ashlee Simpson And Pete Wentz Made Another Baby?

  • Ashlee Simpson is reportedly pregnant with baby numero dos. [Dlisted] — Well, that’s one way to keep her and Pete Wentz together for a while longer.
  • Eminem said staying in touch with friend Elton John helped during the days after his rehab stint. [Perez Hilton] — You know, I still don’t get what Eminem brings to this friendship.
  • Police were called to Paris Hilton’s house for the second time this week because neighbors heard her yelling at Doug Reinhardt. And guess what she was yelling about? [TMZ]
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    Quickies!: The Men Of No Doubt Still Look Like Sidekicks

  • The guys of No Doubt looked like orderlies at a mental institution while performing on “Today” this morning. [Dlisted] — They couldn’t fit into the Harajuku Girls’ costumes, so they had to rob a cricket team.
  • Hayden Panettiere might join Chace Crawford in the “Footloose” remake. [Perez Hilton] — Good thing because the “Heroes” ship is sinking.
  • “9 to 5: The Musical” opened last night, and the stars of the movie, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin, and Jane Fonda, attended. [Pop Bytes]
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