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Paris Hilton Will Cut Ya For A Handbag


Paris Hilton may have tumbled down the slippery slope from famous-for-no-reason to total irrelevancy, but apparently they still like her in France. Check out this new commercial, where she wrestles a woman for a zebra-print bag. Is it just me, or have homegirl’s acting skills seriously improved? [Radar] Keep reading »

Paris Hilton Humps A Beer Can, Brazil’s Government Gets Upset

US Weekly reports that Brazil’s Secretariat for Women’s Affairs is calling for a sexy beer commercial starring Paris Hilton to be pulled. The commercial advertising Devassa beer — which means “debauched” or “lewd” in Portuguese — features the skimpily-clad Hilton rubbing a can of beer sensually over her body while standing before a window of tongue-wagging onlookers. (Perhaps too much Devassa would explain what the hell Paris was doing when she was photographed on all fours recently?) “It’s an ad that devalues women — in particular, blond women,” the spokeswoman for the Secretariat claimed.

But what Brazil clearly does not understand is that here in America we have a rich cultural history of using women’s bodies and the promise of sex to advertise alcoholic beverages. Ugh. Get some frickin’ cultural sensitivity, Brazil. [US Weekly] Keep reading »

Paris Hilton Has A Severe Case Of Static Cling

Poor, Paris. As she was headed to a meeting in Hollywood yesterday, static got a hold of her dress and wouldn’t let go. We feel her pain — this happens to us all the time when we skip wearing a slip during the winter. Luckily, we usually catch it before our skirt gets this far. Keep reading »

20 Celebs Who Are Awesome In Person

Last week, we blew the whistle on 14 celebrities that we’d come into contact with who were total jerks in person. So this week, we thought we’d be nice, and share 20 who we were pleasantly surprised to find were lovely in person. After the jump, find out who knocked our socks off… Keep reading »

What In The Hell Is Paris Hilton Doing?

Party girl Paris Hilton is in Rio de Janeiro promoting a Brazilian beer, which somehow involves wearing a see-through dress with visible thong and doing a “sexy dance” on all fours. WTF? Keep reading »

Paris Hilton Is A Cat Lady

Funny, we thought she was all about tiny dogs. [NYC, 2/4/10]
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Paris Has A Little Piggy

I’m so utterly obsessed with this photo, I think it might become my new screensaver. Oink, oink! [via Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Add It Up: 2009 Proves To Be The Year Of The Threesome

How did we get to 2009 as the year of threesomes? Well, ’09 has been the year of a lot of things. It has most certainly been the year of the “no good, very bad man” as sex scandals have raged over the illicit sex lives of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, “Late Night” host David Letterman and, of course, Tiger Woods. It has been the year of Jon and Kate Gosselin. From separation to divorce, a day hasn’t gone by without one of the two of them making headlines, and the other appearing on the “Today Show” to talk all about it. It has been the year without Paris Hilton. Where did she go?

But at no other time in our collective consciousness has the three-way made such a foray into pop culture. In 2009, it was an omnipresent force. Read more Keep reading »

Recession? What Recession?

Paris Hilton (with bf Doug Reinhardt in tow) beat the Black Friday crowds and went on a shopping spree today, stocking up on who-knows-what at Fred Segal. Leave something for the rest of us, sheesh. [Los Angeles, 11/25/09] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Is Paris Hilton In An Abusive Relationship?

  • Paris Hilton is denying she and Doug Reinhardt got into another drunken fight and the LAPD were called to her house. [The Superficial] — Even heiresses can be abused, Paris.
  • Model Jessica White has confirmed that she and Sean Penn were an item, but have broken up. Robin Wright Penn filed for divorce less than a month ago. [Us Weekly] — Does this mean their marriage is actually over this time?
  • Rosie O’Donnell admitted on her Sirius Satellite radio show that her partner of five years, Kelli Carpenter, moved out two years ago. All of this was revealed with the help of a chihuahua and a pet psychic. [People]

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