Ke$ha, the terrifying offspring of Paris Hilton’s career and Lady Gaga’s wardrobe, has a new video out, “We R Who We R.” (I guess she texted that title to her producers.) It’s a wonderful homage to clubbing, raving, drinking, and dressing in clothes that barely cover your bottom. I’m not sure which outfit I like better: the one where it looks like Ed Hardy got a hold of the American flag, or the one that looks like she’s wearing a broken window. Personally, this video reminded me of a porn video, but without the hardcore sex: bad costumes, bad makeup, bad sets. Do underage girls watch these videos? I shudder to think. Keep reading »
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Paris Hilton Is Still Anti-Undies
Paris Hilton gives us definitive proof that leggings should not be worn in lieu of pants while out shopping with her mom yesterday. She also makes a good case for why wearing underwear is awesome. [Beverly Hills, 11/22/10] Keep reading »
Nicki Minaj Is Armless Barbie For “Pink Friday”
This is the cover art for Nicki Minaj‘s debut album, Pink Friday, which drops this week. It’s very pink. Nicki appears to have lost both her arms, like the Venus de Milo. Her legs have been Photoshop-stretched like Gumby. What does it all mean? It’s a little Lady Gaga, a little Paris Hilton, or maybe that’s just how Nicki likes it. [Amazon] Keep reading »
“Real Housewivese” Kyle Richards And Bethenny Frankel Go Way Back
“[I've known Betthenny] for like 20 years. She was the hostess at a restaurant in Beverly Hills. … She’ll probably kill me for saying this. But I was having lunch one day and she plopped down right next to me and said, ‘Do you use Lancome eye makeup remover?’ Turns out she was dating my ex and the Lancome was in his apartment. We started laughing and became friends. Then I got her a job with my sister driving Paris and Nicky [Hilton] to school.”
—”The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast member Kyle Richards on how she knows fellow Bravo-lebrity, Bethenny Frankel. It’s a small world after all, isn’t it? Although I have a feeling Bethenny’s not going to be thrilled about being outed as Paris Hilton’s former chauffeur. [NY Post] Keep reading »
Quickies: Japan Denies Paris Hilton Entry & Lil’ Wayne Has “Gonorrhea”
- Japanese officials denied Paris Hilton entry because of her guilty plea for cocaine possession. [TMZ]
- For National Singles Week, here’s a fun quiz that lets you match quotes to the single star who said it. [TresSugar]
- When a guy says he’s quite fond of you, what exactly does that mean? [YourTango]
Cell Block Switcheroo: Paris Avoids Jail Time While Lindsay May Be Headed Back
Last week, it appeared that Lindsay Lohan was done donning the orange jumpsuit while Paris Hilton seemed sure to be headed to jail again for getting caught with nearly a gram of cocaine in her purse, and then claiming that she thought it was gum. Oh, what a difference seven days makes. Today, the exact opposite is true. Keep reading »
You Don’t Have To Go To Hollywood To Dine Like Paris Hilton
Sounds like a deal to me! Let’s hope they cut Paris a deal, too. [The Daily What] Keep reading »
Paris Hilton Smuggles Drugs In Her Hoo-Ha, And Other Allegations From The “Girls Gone Wild” Tell-All
Ryan Simkin spent half a decade as an employee for “Girls Gone Wild,” working his way up to be Joe Francis‘ right hand man. And now he’s written a book all about the experience called Flash! Bars, Boobs, And Busted: 5 Years On The Road With Girls Gone Wild. Naturally, Francis is suing to stop sales of the book. So what is it Joe doesn’t want you to read? Some juicy tidbits after the jump, including how Paris Hilton allegedly smuggles drugs on commercial flights. Keep reading »
7 Things You Need To Know About Cy Waits, Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend
As far as power couples go, Paris Hilton and Cy Waits are a match made in nightclub heaven. And when they both got arrested in August—Paris for cocaine possession and Cy for a DUI after failing three of eight sobriety tests and having a roach in his car—it was apparent that the formerly hush-hush relationship was going to get some exposure. Turns out, the two have been dating for a little over three months and since we’ll probably have to follow them on their inevitable crime spree, we scrounged up some dirt on the guy. Keep reading »
Paris Hilton Owns “Borrowed” Cocaine-Filled Purse
Paris Hilton has been filled with excuses about her recent cocaine bust — she thought the coke was gum and the purse the drugs were found in wasn’t even hers. Except that it is, according to a photo of the purse Hilton proudly tweeted a month before the incident. According to Radar Online, in mid-July, Paris tweeted the photo above, along with the caption: “Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today : )” The purse is supposedly the exact same one that cocaine was found in this past weekend — so unless Paris is suddenly cool with her friends bogarting her style and carrying an identical purse, she done goofed. Not to mention lied to the police. Oops! [Radar Online] Keep reading »
