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The Top Five “Hot” Women That Give Us The Icks

After Ellen put together a list of the 100 Hottest Women according to women (not, as most of these lists tend to be decided, according to men). The list was pleasing and interesting in the way you’d expect a list like this would be, if the people determining it didn’t suffer from big-boobs-equals-eyes-glazed-over-syndrome. We were psyched to see Tina Fey top the list, as well as Ellen Page, Katherine Moennig, Kate Winslet, and Mia Kirshner. But as usual, this list made us think about the ladies who didn’t make the list that always make the grade in hot list put together by men. Which women do men find insanely hot that we just don’t understand? Our Top Five list begins with:

5. Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussycat Dolls I would include the entire group of these assinine felines, but sources tell me dudes only find Nicole hot. First of all, I find all that prancing around, talking about pushing on buttons really offensive to, you know, girl power, not to mention the opposite of sexy. She’s like a blowup doll, only with less personality. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Shania Twain Ain’t No Quitter

  • Shania Twain posted a message on her website, acknowleging her breakup from husband Mutt Lange, saying, “I need some time to heal this broken heart but make no mistake; I will be back and hopefully stronger than ever.” [Us Weekly]
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    Slideshow: 2008 MTV Movie Awards

    At last night’s MTV Movie Awards, there were lots of bad clothes. Personally, I think Ellen Page (winner of Best Female Performance) dressed quite appropriately for the event, wearing jeans and sneakers. Fancy dresses are not what the MTV Movie Awards should be about, especially if they’re short dresses. As Lindsay Lohan discovered, wearing a short dress while sitting in a movie theater means showing more leg than you may have planned. [MTV] Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Hot Royalty, Paris Hilton’s Tinkberbell, And Carrie Bradshaw

  • Forbes named the 20 Hottest Young Royals. Hopefully, the numbers don’t mean anything, because Prince William is number one. [Forbes]
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    Star Couplings: Paris Hilton Is Ready For A Baby

  • Paris Hilton plans to breed in 2009. Is this the way the world felt when the U.S. was super scared of the Russians? [DListed]
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    Frisky Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton

    “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children.” — Paris Hilton Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: AC Slater And His Dancing Partner Break Up

  • Dancing With The Stars couple Mario Lopez and Karina Smirnoff may or may not have broken up. Do you think he got free vodka as a consolation prize? [DListed and Us Weekly]
  • Brangelina has arrived in France to await the birth of their baby or babies. Bon chance! [Perez Hilton]
  • Benji Madden wrote a love song for girlfriend Paris Hilton. We’re sure it’s amazing. [People]
  • Here are a bunch more pics of Lauren Conrad with her new beef. He’s cute. [Just Jared]
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    Paris Hilton’s Artful Nipple

    PixlPorn.com is a site with nude celeb photos you can actually peruse while you’re at work. How is it possible, you ask, to view Paris Hilton’s nipple, Pamela Anderson’s vagina, and Colin Ferrell’s penis without getting bad looks from my boss? Well, the photos are of such low resolution that you actually can’t see much of anything. Clive Owen’s butt is just nine flesh-colored pixels. But maybe thinking about the fact that you’re staring at Clive’s backside will turn you on, even if you can’t recognize what it is. [PixlPorn.com] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson Skirts The Issue Of Her “Pregnancy” On TRL

  • Ashlee is kind of, sort of denying the rumors that she’s with child, telling MTV’s TRL that she wouldn’t answer those kinds of personal questions, but then telling Life & Style that she absolutely not pregnant. I will believe her once a bump fails to pop up in the next month. Preggers until proven un-preggers! Also, even People is giving the pregnancy rumors some weight, and they are legit, yo. [DListed and People]
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    Brit Wants To Do A Line

    The hot new fashion trend this spring is having your own clothing line. Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller, Jessica Simpson, Hilary Duff, and all the girls from The Hills do. And now, Britney Spears may be adding her name to the long list of celebs whose mediocre clothes we could care less about. That’s right, after sporting avant-garde looks like bloodstained white panties with ripped fishnets and no pants this past January, the pop tart has caught the eye of Ed Hardy. Known for their tattoo-style skull and tiger t-shirts, it looks like Ed Hardy may be willing to put an even scarier icon in their repertoire, the Britney. Yesterday she met with their fashion mogul about designing for the brand. Although she can’t seem to make a court appearance, Spears is always available to pick up some free schwag. But, to be fair, Brit didn’t just horde all the stuff for herself, she asked them to send some clothes to her pregnant sister, Jamie Lynn, who is celebrating her birthday today. Aw, what a thoughtful big sis. So hopefully, this is a sign Britney is back on the road to recovery, because her freakish public mess is so out this season. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

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