Tag Archives: paris hilton

Mr. Blackwell’s Worst Dressed Of The Last Decade

The chief of the fashion police Mr. Blackwell died from complications from an intestinal infection on Sunday in Los Angeles. He was a little-known dress designer when he released his first worst-dressed list in 1960. But his tongue-in-cheek criticism of celebrity fashion became an annual event. Although Mr. Blackwell has skewered many celebrities for their fashion felonies, he said most of the women were people he genuinely admired for their talent if not their fashion sense. “The list is and was a satirical look at the fashion flops of the year,” he said in 1998. “I merely said out loud what others were whispering. … It’s not my intention to hurt the feelings of these people. It’s to put down the clothing they’re wearing.” To that end, we’ve put together a slideshow of the women who have made Mr. Blackwell’s list in the last 10 years. [MSNBC] Keep reading »

The Daily Squeeze: Paris Hilton’s Still Running For President And Tyra’s Making Over Real People

  • Paris Hilton is getting advice from Martin Sheen about being president. [Funny or Die]
  • A virgin in London celebrated her 105th birthday this week. “People have asked me whether I am a homosexual and the answer is no,” said Clara Meadmore. “I have just never been interested in sex. [AFP]
  • Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Angelina Jolie Inks Vivian & Knox

  • Angelina Jolie debuted the tattooed coordinates for Vivian and Knox’s birth at the premiere of “Changeling” this weekend. That Billy Bob tattoo, which has been “removed”, still looks like an ugly, old bruise. [DListed]
  • Keep reading »

    The Daily Squeeze: Katie Couric’s Ratings & Christina Applegate’s Nude Photos

  • “CBS Evening News” anchor Katie Couric is finally getting positive attention for her work, including the interview with VP nominee Sarah Palin. Unfortunately, her show didn’t see much of an increase in ratings. [AP, NY Times]
  • Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Does Sarah Palin Ink Her Lip Liner?

  • Sarah Palin seems to have tattooed lip liner, but you should judge for yourself. [The Huffington Post]
  • Lindsay and Sam were spotted on a beach in Mexico wearing bikinis. Sam looks slightly uncomfortable. [The Superficial]
  • Megan Fox’s bereavage is on full display in this pic. [Candy Kirby]
  • Janet Jackson has been released from a Montreal hospital. [Perez Hilton]
  • Paris Hilton has recorded a new song dedicated to her BFF, whoever that is. [Dlisted]
  • Keep reading »

    Who IS January Jones, Anyway?

    “Mad Men” is my favorite smart show on television (“America’s Next Top Model” is my favorite stupid show), partially because my loins desire the raw magnetism of Don Draper, but also because I absolutely love the compelling story lines driven by the show’s main actresses. Betty Draper’s character is of particular interest to me and I think she is portrayed so subtly by January Jones. But who the heck is the actress with the porn star-worthy name anyway? Well, for starters, she must have been born to fabulous parents — upon her birth in 1978 in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, her parents named her after the character “January Wayne”, from Jacqueline Susann’s “Once Is Not Enough”. That just happens to be one of my favorite trashy reads — I mean, who names their kid after a character in one of the trashiest pill-popping novels of the 1970s? Awesome people, that’s who. Read on for more January Jones info, including the slew of Hollywood stars she’s dated. Keep reading »

    8 Celebrity Sex Tapes Not To Miss

    I consider myself a bit of a celebrity sex tape connoisseur. Watching celebrities have sex for real, kind of reminds me that they’re human, just like the rest of us. Seeing celebrities use the toilet would probably have the same effect, but it’s not as fun. Anyway, here are the top eight you should really know about, where you might find them if they were carried in a video store, and some key tidbits in order to increase your potential to be a good dinner party guest. Because people LOVE to talk about celebrity sex tapes over tuna casserole, trust me.

    1. “One Night In Paris” starring Paris Hilton & Rick Solomon
    Where To Find It: Next to “The Blair Witch Project”, filed under “night vision goggles” and “totally overrated.”
    Best Scene: Paris literally texts away on her Sidekick while Solomon has his way with her. Keep reading »

    Slideshow: Sarah Palin & Other Tanorexic Stars

    When I heard that VP-nominee Sarah Palin installed a tanning bed in the Governor’s Mansion in Alaska, I was simultaneously amused and appalled. But Palin isn’t alone. There are tons of celebrities who are STILL fans of visiting the tanning salon despite all the research which shows how dangerous the practice is — of course, some of them do indulge in the much safer spray-tanning craze, as well. Either way, the color their skin turns is hardly what you’d consider…flattering or particularly natural and healthy-looking. Check out the color samples above — those are the actual skin colors of celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton — with the imaginary names I’d give them if they actually bottled it in fake tanner formula. Check out all the celebrities with an obsession for having a bronze glow, after the jump… Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Toccara Jones, A Better iPod Nano, & Jessica Simpson’s Ugly Fashion Line

  • The answer to today’s “Match The Keira Knightley Movie To The Image” poll/quiz is: A (5); B (3); C (4); D (2); E (1); F (6). Congratulations over 80% of you! You apparently think more of and know more about Keira’s acting resume than I do!
  • Toccara from America’s Next Top Model is ranked the most beautiful plus-size model. [Asylum]
  • Damn you, Steve Jobs! Apple has released a new iPod Nano. [College Candy]
  • Jessica Simpson donned a fugly dress from her forthcoming line to perform on Good Morning America. [Pop Sugar]
  • Keep reading »

    Celebrities’ Unshaven Armpit Hair Over The Years

    Armpit hair is a part of all of our lives, however annoying it may be. Most of us choose to get rid of it by regularly shaving our underarms, but, you know, sometimes we forget. Luckily, shaving only slips our mind in the winter when we’re wearing long sleeves and it doesn’t matter as much. Celebrities who have premieres to attend in strapless dresses aren’t as fortunate — and things have gotten worse for them over the years. It used to be that the press only made a big deal about armpit hair if it was European-style long. But now, with fancy cameras and Photoshop, we can tell when someone has even a tiny bit of stubble. Are these celebs purposefully showing up hairy, or was it accidental? You decide. Keep reading »

    • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

    • HowAboutWe

    • Popular