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The Lesbian Index: Nine Types Of Sapphic Lovers

Lesbianism is such a hot topic, some celebs even seem to be capitalizing on the media coming out party. While faux-mo’s make us want to barf, in general, the mainstreaming of what was once considered counterculture is exciting. Now heteros can finally play Indigo Girls’ records in public without being judged! But who are the trailblazing scissor sisters bridging their community? Since everyone’s personalities are a mixture of nurture and nature, here are the basic types of lesbians from which you can make-up the Venn diagram of lesbian society.

The Sophisticate Usually an artist or academic, this well read member of the intelligentsia is socially conscious without smelling like patchouli. An important public person, she’s a wise, loving role model. Example: Melissa Etheridge

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Sexual Trend: Lesbian Is The New Black

The hit song of the summer, I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry, is the soundtrack for a new sexual revolution. From co-ed LUG’s to Hollywood’s hottest stars, girl-on-girl action is steaming up the streets and screens across the U.S. What publicly started with Madonna kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera at the Video Music Awards in 2003, has grown into a full-on, leggings-style TREND.

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The Daily Squeeze: The Making Of Paris Hilton’s Video, “Girls Just Want To Have Fun” And Sex On TV

  • Go behind the scenes of Paris Hilton’s political ad parody — she contributed lines to it and taped it in just four takes, without a teleprompter! [CNN]
  • Robert Hazard, the songwriter who penned “Girls Just Want to Have Fun” has died. Watch Cyndi Lauper’s classic video in his memory. [AP via CNN]
  • Kids are three times more likely to hear about sex with pets, corpses, or someone else’s wife than see a happily married couple on prime-time TV. [WashingtonPost.com]
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    Paris For President: Hilton On McCain, Obama, & Her Own Energy Policy

    We hate to say it, but Paris Hilton just cracked us up. The heiress responded to John McCain’s recent Barack Obama attack ad — which compared the Democrat’s popularity to that of celebrities like Hilton and Britney Spears — with the help of the hilarious crew at Funny Or Die. We know she can’t take credit for the genius writing, but her delivery is pretty spot-on. Nicely done, bitch! Keep reading »

    Britney Spears: Then Vs. Now

    Britney’s many, many breakdowns made our list of nominations for the year’s hottest controversy, but she’s come a long way since swimming in her underwear and missing drug tests due to her busy schedule. [LA Times]

    THEN: NOW:
    25 photographers camped outside house 3-4 photographers camped outside house
    $10,000-$15,000/photo $1,500/photo (she’s just that boring/normal)
    Spent her time shaving head, going to hospital, being trainwreck Spends time inside house, at the gym/dance class, and in recording studio
    Hung out with Sam Lufti, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton Hangs out with parents and Mel Gibson
    Slammed for performance at 2007 MTV Video Music Awards Receives 2008 MTV VMA nomination for Best Female Music Video (and might perform…the president of MTV Networks Music Group said “Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?”
    Lost visitation rights for Sean Preston and Jayden James Gets more time with sons when custody settlement is finalized

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    How Much Jail Time Might Shia LaBeouf Get?

    Shia LaBeouf was arrested on Sunday on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol. Now, he’s not the first celeb to be accused of driving while intoxicated. Above, see a handy chart showing how much time stars have served recently after being convicted of driving while drunk or on drugs. Most celebs get probation for their first offense, but since Shia had that incident in Walgreens, the judge might not be so nice. Our bet is that if Shia is convicted and sentenced to jail time, he’ll be on the lower end of the scale and serve approximately 85 minutes. [AP] Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: Madonna Messes Up Alex Rodriguez’s Game

  • Some Toronto Blue Jays fans taunted Alex Rodriguez at a Yankee game this weekend, holding up photos of Madonna. As a Red Sox fan, I love it! [DListed]
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    Quote Of The Day: Blake Lively Doesn’t See The Paris Hilton Similarities

    “I once heard someone say that I’m similar to Paris Hilton – since I have a dog and blonde hair, that must mean we’re alike. It’s a dumb thing to say. I don’t think that makes Paris and me similar … I don’t go to clubs, I don’t party, I don’t dance on tables, and I don’t like sex tapes.” — Blake Lively in the August issue of Seventeen
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    Star Couplings: Benji Madden Wants Paris Hilton To Stay Pure

  • Heavily tattooed Benji Madden is getting a tattoo of girlfriend Paris Hilton, but won’t let her do the same. Paris said, “He doesn’t like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure.” At least someone does! [DListed]
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    Quick Pic: Benji Madden Has A New Summer ‘Do

    Does this mean he won’t be wearing his signature hat anymore? [Hollywood, CA; 6/25/2008] Keep reading »