Look, Paris has sunk her talons into another dude somehow. An apparent U.S. resident, who, unless he’s deaf, blind, and dumb, probably knows of her history in this country and all of the male destruction she’s left behind her in a slimy trail of herpe discharge.
And the guy is no nobody, either – if you don’t recognize him (and let’s be real, I didn’t), it’s Todd Phillips, who was the director of “The Hangover.” And actually? This is a step up from her last boyfriend, Cy Waits, who was some kind of weird casino kingpin straight out of “Back to the Future Part II.” Read more… Keep reading »
There’s some very promising summer TV coming our way, and then there’s some lazy, regurgitated shlock that makes me groan.
Why? Because some of the networks’ newest reality shows don’t just feature concepts we’ve seen before, but the stars are recycled as well. And we really didn’t even like some of them the first (or second, or third) go-round!
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“I still can’t escape the stigma [of a drug addict] for some reason. Even people like Kelly Osbourne feel free to f**k with me. A few nights ago, when she appeared on ‘Fashion Police with Joan Rivers,’ the bitch called me a crackhead. … This is a girl whose life I have saved twice, once with C.P.R. and another time with C.P.R. and violence — by which I mean I had to poke her furiously in certain places to wake her up from her coma. …She’s been sober for how long? Less than a year? Good for her! But it wasn’t that long ago when Kim Stewart was screaming, ‘Courtney, what are we going to do? Kelly Osbourne is blue on the floor!’ Kelly wasn’t doing that well back then. For some reason, Kim Stewart also called me when Paris Hilton got pulled over for her last D.U.I. And Lindsay Lohan called me after she was arrested. The judge presiding over her case was the same judge who presided over mine. He was a very sweet man. I think he was an ex-alcoholic himself. I told Lindsay to just get it together and trust the judge, and Lindsay’s father called me for advice every day. I’m not even that friendly with these girls. What am I, a junkie Auntie Mame?”
—Oh. My. God. This Courtney Love interview on The Fix, Salon.com’s new blog about addiction and recovery, is EPIC. There’s about 16 more excerpts that are priceless, including lots of Hollywood gossip about the drugs she’s done with Winona Ryder, Sting, and Andy Dick. And she talks some crazy smack about Kim Gordon, whom she calls a “cocktease” who was obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Yikes. Worth a read, definitely. [The Fix]
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“Brooke’s an open book. She’s not afraid to show who she is. She’s not afraid to tell the truth. And as a producer of the show, I love that for TV. I love someone who’s not afraid to show everything. We’ve been friends for years … Brooke doesn’t mind that [Charlie and I are] friends. She knows that I met him before I met her.”
—Paris Hilton talks about Brooke Mueller, who will be for her new show “The World According to Paris” what Nicole Richie was for “The Simple Life.” Brooke is, of course, Charlie Sheen‘s ex who he allegedly pulled a knife on during a Christmas day fight in 2009 and who more recently accompanied him and his goddesses on that trip to the Bahamas. We’re guessing Charlie’s recent meltdown will do for Paris’ new series what her sex tape did for her maiden voyage into reality TV. [People] Keep reading »
“Hey Neighbor, I think I might have Tigerblood and I’m definitely winning! Huge! … Can’t wait to see Sheen’s corner!”
—Paris Hilton is apparently following the Charlie Sheen saga very closely. Over the weekend, she addressed a tweet to him, along with a winky face emoticon. Maybe she’s just excited not to be the person the tabloids are making fun of? Or maybe she’s interested because she’s friends with Brooke Mueller, who appears in her new reality show, “The World According to Paris”? Hmmm. “Sheen’s corner,” by the way, refers to the live show Sheen put on this weekend on UStream — which failed to impress, uh, the people who are actually impressed by Sheen’s antics. [People] Keep reading »
Paris Hilton has taken more rides on the reality television carousel than, oh, pretty much anyone. And she is ready to hop on once again. First came five seasons of “The Simple Life.” Then MTV’s “My New BFF,” with its UK and Dubai versions. And just when I thought maybe Paris had matured enough to not place herself up for public spectacle any longer, a new Paris show has been announced, Oxygen’s “The World According to Paris.” But don’t worry, guys. This time we’ll get the real Paris. “When I did ‘The Simple Life’ I was playing a character that I created, and I had no idea it would last so many seasons, so I had to continue doing that character, so I think people assume that’s really how I am,” Paris says. “But when they see this new show they’re going to see the real me.” Oh, the suspense. Keep reading »
On first glance at Paris Hilton‘s Christmas card for the year, I thought she was tied up. Now I see that she isn’t actually, but still. Can someone tell celebrities that there are a host of lovely Christmas cards out there and that they don’t need to send ones that feature photos of themselves? [People] Keep reading »