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Pint-Sized Paparazzi: Kids Reenact TMZ

What happens when little kids run gossip blog/tv show TMZ? Grover is not happy to be trailed by pint-sized paparazzi and teaches kids colorful new (bleeped-out) phrases like “f**k you!” and “I don’t give a s**t!” [Babelgum] Keep reading »

Will A New Paparazzi Law Save The Governator From Photos Like These?

California’s Kindergarten Cop has pumped up a decade-old law for fining paparazzi who illegally take photos or recordings. Now, in addition to the photographer, celebrities will be allowed to sue the outlets who buy and use the offensively obtained material. That might not strike most of us as an extreme measure, but lawsuits are daunting. They’re already a major expense for media outlets whose bread and butter is broadcasting private moments celebrities try to indulge in.

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The Daily Ovulation: Kingston Rossdale Will Bite Your Butt Off

Do not f**k with Kingston Rossdale. TMZ caught the redonkulously adorable spawn of Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale showing off a little ‘tude. Part of me feels guilty for posting this video, because the kid clearly doesn’t want the paparazzi taking photos of him, yet I also want to celebrate his inate badassness. [ONTD] Keep reading »

New Clutch Helps Celebs Beat Paparazzi At Their Own Game

Most of us insignificant peons have no idea what it’s like to be hounded by the paps. And I on occasion have thought celebs should just suck it up because if no one cares about you, then your celebrity is over. But they can soon mount a counter defense against the paparazzi: Adam Harvey is the genius behind the Anti-Paparazzi Clutch that gives off a bright flash when it detects a flash from a camera. The result is an obscured photo, which for the paps means no check. The clutch will have a limited release in early Spring 2010. Until then, annoyed celebrities will continue to scowl and hide behind a hood or bodyguard. Or they could just render paparazzi photos useless by hiring a photog to follow them, and then give the photos to the tabloids. [Ed Note: SNAP.] Keep reading »

Lily Allen Does More Than Get Photographed By Paparazzi

In the two years since Lily Allen released Alright, Still, the girl managed to get into a fight with Elton John, dye her hair blond, dye her hair black, dye her hair pink, get pregnant, have a miscarriage, have an affair with a married man, get help losing weight with hypnosis, and continue expressing herself on her blog. Oh, and she also made a new album. It’s Not Me, It’s You hits stores next Tuesday, but you can listen to the whole thing on Lily’s MySpace page. While it’s not as catchy as her first record, this album will help you get through today, at the very least. Just put on your headphones, and the weekend will be here before you know it. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Somebody Is Watching Katie Holmes

Seriously, how often does this chick get a haircut? Everyday? That said, this new crop is cute. Approve! [New York City, 8/5/08] Keep reading »

Britney Spears: Then Vs. Now

Britney’s many, many breakdowns made our list of nominations for the year’s hottest controversy, but she’s come a long way since swimming in her underwear and missing drug tests due to her busy schedule. [LA Times]

THEN: NOW:
25 photographers camped outside house 3-4 photographers camped outside house
$10,000-$15,000/photo $1,500/photo (she’s just that boring/normal)
Spent her time shaving head, going to hospital, being trainwreck Spends time inside house, at the gym/dance class, and in recording studio
Hung out with Sam Lufti, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton Hangs out with parents and Mel Gibson
Slammed for performance at 2007 MTV Video Music Awards Receives 2008 MTV VMA nomination for Best Female Music Video (and might perform…the president of MTV Networks Music Group said “Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?”
Lost visitation rights for Sean Preston and Jayden James Gets more time with sons when custody settlement is finalized

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Clarkson Goes Commando

Kelly Clarkson explained to a reporter how a good luck charm, or lack thereof, helped her win American Idol. It wasn’t a rabbit’s foot or a four-leaf clover — her secret was safely between her legs. Kelly goes commando! She claims that since her panties have been gone, she’s been able to breathe and give her performances her all. But, Kelly worries she’ll be exposed as the next celebrity crotch shot victim and nobody wants a pap to smear them. Despite her fear of winding up like Britney Spears, she stands by her naked ambition, “Why’d anyone want a little thing up their butt when they can go free?” [ Star Pulse] Keep reading »

Your Own Personal Paparazzi

While celebrities claim they hate the attention of the paparazzi, we’re sure they love the pictures. Who wouldn’t want to be glamorized for going to the supermarket? Well, now you can get that au natural stalkerazzi shot from your very own photog! Izaz Rony is offering to take candid surveillance pics of you or your unsuspecting target in New York City. And this pap promises not to smear you. Rony will tail the subject like an undercover investigator and snap casual flashes that’ll let you take down that sad outstretched arm self-portrait you have up on MySpace and replace it with a high quality celebu-style shot. Sure, it sounds a little creepy to be watched and followed, but you’re guaranteed to look good. No harm in that! Just make sure you’re wearing panties. [Daily Candy] Keep reading »

Pregnant Lisa Marie Faces “Fat Elvis”-Esque Criticism

When you’re Elvis’ daughter, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches are in your genes, but such a tasty lineage means that you’re, unfortunately, going to be made fun for the way you look in your jeans. Lisa Marie Presley has been blasted in the press for her recent weight gain, with headlines like “Lisa Marie Presley Has Become A Fat Slob Just Like Her Dad” splattered across the tabloids. But it turns out she’s pregnant, not fat! Sources close to the R&B royalty say although she’s not one to blab about such things, she’s going to have her third child with her fourth husband, rocker Michael Lockwood. Chew on that, paparazzi! Keep reading »

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