Seriously, how often does this chick get a haircut? Everyday? That said, this new crop is cute. Approve! [New York City, 8/5/08] Keep reading »
Tag Archives: paparazzi
Britney Spears: Then Vs. Now
Britney’s many, many breakdowns made our list of nominations for the year’s hottest controversy, but she’s come a long way since swimming in her underwear and missing drug tests due to her busy schedule. [LA Times]
| THEN: | NOW: |
| 25 photographers camped outside house | 3-4 photographers camped outside house |
| $10,000-$15,000/photo | $1,500/photo (she’s just that boring/normal) |
| Spent her time shaving head, going to hospital, being trainwreck | Spends time inside house, at the gym/dance class, and in recording studio |
| Hung out with Sam Lufti, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton | Hangs out with parents and Mel Gibson |
| Slammed for performance at 2007 MTV Video Music Awards | Receives 2008 MTV VMA nomination for Best Female Music Video (and might perform…the president of MTV Networks Music Group said “Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?” |
| Lost visitation rights for Sean Preston and Jayden James | Gets more time with sons when custody settlement is finalized |
Clarkson Goes Commando
Kelly Clarkson explained to a reporter how a good luck charm, or lack thereof, helped her win American Idol. It wasn’t a rabbit’s foot or a four-leaf clover — her secret was safely between her legs. Kelly goes commando! She claims that since her panties have been gone, she’s been able to breathe and give her performances her all. But, Kelly worries she’ll be exposed as the next celebrity crotch shot victim and nobody wants a pap to smear them. Despite her fear of winding up like Britney Spears, she stands by her naked ambition, “Why’d anyone want a little thing up their butt when they can go free?” [ Star Pulse] Keep reading »
Your Own Personal Paparazzi
While celebrities claim they hate the attention of the paparazzi, we’re sure they love the pictures. Who wouldn’t want to be glamorized for going to the supermarket? Well, now you can get that au natural stalkerazzi shot from your very own photog! Izaz Rony is offering to take candid surveillance pics of you or your unsuspecting target in New York City. And this pap promises not to smear you. Rony will tail the subject like an undercover investigator and snap casual flashes that’ll let you take down that sad outstretched arm self-portrait you have up on MySpace and replace it with a high quality celebu-style shot. Sure, it sounds a little creepy to be watched and followed, but you’re guaranteed to look good. No harm in that! Just make sure you’re wearing panties. [Daily Candy] Keep reading »
Pregnant Lisa Marie Faces “Fat Elvis”-Esque Criticism
When you’re Elvis’ daughter, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches are in your genes, but such a tasty lineage means that you’re, unfortunately, going to be made fun for the way you look in your jeans. Lisa Marie Presley has been blasted in the press for her recent weight gain, with headlines like “Lisa Marie Presley Has Become A Fat Slob Just Like Her Dad” splattered across the tabloids. But it turns out she’s pregnant, not fat! Sources close to the R&B royalty say although she’s not one to blab about such things, she’s going to have her third child with her fourth husband, rocker Michael Lockwood. Chew on that, paparazzi! Keep reading »
