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Pamela Anderson Models … Something … For Richie Rich’s Show

It’s anyone’s guess what that thing Pammie‘s wearing is supposed to be. Bathing suit? Romper? Lingerie, even? Leave your guesses in the comments. Keep reading »

Pamela Anderson May Be On “Dancing With The Stars”

Amazing rumor alert! The word on the street is that Pamela Anderson has signed on for the next season of “Dancing with the Stars.” According to a source, “Pam is thrilled and so is the show. She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea.” Sadly, because ABC is super tight-lipped about the show’s cast, we’ll have to wait until Mar. 1 to find out for sure. But here’s hoping this season’s cast will top the amazingness that was Lil’ Kim, Steve Wozniak, and Jewel in early 2009. Also, can you image the spectacle of those boobs swathed in sequins? [LA Times]

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Pamela Anderson At Rite-Aid And Other Sad Celebrity Appearances

On Jan. 23, Pamela Anderson will be making a very special appearance to sign bottles of her new fragrances, Malibu Blue and Malibu Pink. Guess where? No, not a mall. At two Philadelphia Rite-Aid stores! “I am a drugstore whore, I worship drugstores,” said Pamela, explaining the move. “You have to pull me out of them.” [NY Post]

Poor Pammy. She lives in a double-wide and now she’s forced to fly across the country to sign bottles of her perfume at a Rite-Aid? Don’t worry, though. She’s in great company with some other celebrities who’ve landed in less than classy joints to promote their products. Keep reading »

Pam Anderson, The Pop Star?

Pam Anderson managed to do the impossible and strike the sweater-knitting grandma connotation from the name “Pamela.” But I just dunno if she has much of a shot at being a pop star at this point. That, however, won’t stop her from trying. Pam is currently recording her first single with Richie Rich, designer for Heatherette, called “High,” about drugs high fashion. “Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over,” Richie said. This is, of course, in addition to Pamela’s other-other career—designing a clothing line called A*Muse. (Get it? Like ” to amuse” or “I’m a muse.” Doh.) Though, honestly, Pamela couldn’t sound much worse than Britney on this microphone feed. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Pamela Anderson Told Her Sons About Her Sex Tape

“I just said, “Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything—everything was videotaped—and you’re probably going hear about something at school.”’

Pamela Anderson on how, when she found out there’d be a reference to it in Borat, told her 11- and 12-year-old boys about that sex tape with Tommy Lee. Sigh. If only Carrie Prejean could be so frank about her sex tapes, too! [Daily Mail]
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8 Celebrities Who’d Make Great Neighbors At The Trailer Park

When I first moved to California, I had a fantasy about living in an Airstream trailer off the beach. But then I realized I had no idea how to maintain a trailer—I mean, how does one start a tank of propane? Where does my poop go? How would I cook without potentially exploding my home? I chickened out. But it turns out that Pamela Anderson really enjoys living in the trailer she’s been in while her house is renovated. You mean, despite the fact that she hasn’t mastered wearing pants, she’s figured out how to work a trailer? Maybe I should try again. [Celebitchy]

Actually, several other celebrities have gotten cozy in their double-wides. Here’s who. Keep reading »

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