“I just said, “Look, Mommy and Daddy were massively in love, we videotaped everything—everything was videotaped—and you’re probably going hear about something at school.’‘’

—Pamela Anderson on how, when she found out there’d be a reference to it in Borat, told her 11- and 12-year-old boys about that sex tape with Tommy Lee. Sigh. If only Carrie Prejean could be so frank about her sex tapes, too! [Daily Mail]

When I first moved to California, I had a fantasy about living in an Airstream trailer off the beach. But then I realized I had no idea how to maintain a trailer—I mean, how does one start a tank of propane? Where does my poop go? How would I cook without potentially exploding my home? I chickened out. But it turns out that Pamela Anderson really enjoys living in the trailer she’s been in while her house is renovated. You mean, despite the fact that she hasn’t mastered wearing pants, she’s figured out how to work a trailer? Maybe I should try again. [Celebitchy] 

Actually, several other celebrities have gotten cozy in their double-wides. Here’s who.

• Pamela Anderson got the baby rumor mill grinding earlier this week when she was spotted with a “baby bump,” but fashion pal Richie Rich says she’s not pregnant. [Us Weekly]—Maybe she, gasp, had a big meal or was bloated.
• Despite published tabloid reports that say otherwise, Mary-Kate Olsen isn’t engaged to boyfriend Nate Lowman and isn’t preparing a prenuptial agreement. [People]
• Taylor Squared is totes in love, LOLOLOLOL! [Page Six]

Turns out Pamela Anderson isn’t the only star dating an electrician. British pop singer Leona Lewis has been getting loads of flack for staying with her boyfriend of seven years, Lou Al-Chamaa, also a master of all things electric. She’s pissed that everyone’s heckling her. “It does make me angry,” she said. “Because he’s a great person. And it doesn’t matter what you do in life, what your job is, where you come from. For people to think that you should leave someone because, all of a sudden, you’re a singer and you have opportunities. I feel very sorry for them.” Leona’s sparky (which is apparently slang for electrician) also happens to be hawt, which sweetens the deal. [People]

Everything is sexual with Pamela Anderson, even when she’s protesting an annual seal hunt in northern Canada with PETA. [Toronto, 10/23/09]

Well, sort of. Pamela Anderson strutted down the runway for the A*Muse fashion show hiding her famous face behind Ronald’s scary likeness. [Miami Beach, FL, 10/14/09]

UPDATE: A co-worker said these photos reminded him of an old Japanese McDonald’s ad for the Tomato McGrand. Check it out, after the jump…

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are reportedly donezo. Though nothing has been officially confirmed and the couple was seen together earlier this week, it would be a slightly shocking breakup, mostly for the alleged claim that Rihanna is JT’s other woman. After three years of on-again, off-again for Jessica and Justin, all it took was some sightings with the feisty singer to launch a truckload of rumors. [Terra] Though they might not be over IRL, it reminded us of some other shocking celebrity breakups!

“What does it take to look like me? Not much. I don’t wear suncreen. I don’t have a skincare program. I have no dermatologist and no cosmetic surgeon. Nothing’s been shot into this face.”

—Pamela Anderson in the October issue of Elle

I consider myself a bit of a celebrity sex tape connoisseur. Watching celebrities have sex for real, kind of reminds me that they’re human, just like the rest of us. Seeing celebrities use the toilet would probably have the same effect, but it’s not as fun. Anyway, here are the top eight you should really know about, where you might find them if they were carried in a video store, and some key tidbits in order to increase your potential to be a good dinner party guest. Because people LOVE to talk about celebrity sex tapes over tuna casserole, trust me.

1. “One Night In Paris” starring Paris Hilton & Rick Solomon
Where To Find It: Next to “The Blair Witch Project”, filed under “night vision goggles” and “totally overrated.”
Best Scene: Paris literally texts away on her Sidekick while Solomon has his way with her.

When I heard that VP-nominee Sarah Palin installed a tanning bed in the Governor’s Mansion in Alaska, I was simultaneously amused and appalled. But Palin isn’t alone. There are tons of celebrities who are STILL fans of visiting the tanning salon despite all the research which shows how dangerous the practice is—of course, some of them do indulge in the much safer spray-tanning craze, as well. Either way, the color their skin turns is hardly what you’d consider…flattering or particularly natural and healthy-looking. Check out the color samples above—those are the actual skin colors of celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton—with the imaginary names I’d give them if they actually bottled it in fake tanner formula.  Check out all the celebrities with an obsession for having a bronze glow, after the jump…

“For some reason, Tommy has me Google Alerted.”—Pamela Anderson on her on-again-off-again ex, Tommy Lee

Or “prune”. Whatever floats your boat. [London, U.K., 6/12/08]