Is there any pleasure guiltier than Lifetime Television for Women? It’s so pleasingly masochistic — I mean, is there anywhere else on TV where women are so often murdering or being murdered? And we couldn’t be happier to hear that Lifetime is making a new movie about the fabulous life and times of Anna Nicole Smith. We’re so psyched, in fact, that we decided to help them out with the casting. I mean, wouldn’t it be amazing to see Jennifer Coolidge as Anna Nicole? Or Juno Temple? Maybe Kate Upton or Pam Anderson? We created a chart with all of our top picks and the likelihood that they might actually play ANS. Check out our handy guide and tell us who you think should play her in the comments.
Sorry, but I just don’t get how Photoshopping Pam Anderson‘s body to look like a slab of meat at the butcher’s will help ease the suffering of animals in abattoirs. I can, though, see this ending up on a frat room wall. Kudos, PETA! Keep reading »
sure can rumba. She was pretty great last night—ending her routine with a split and getting a score of 47. Yes, the judge’s pervy comments in regards to her are starting to wear on me. (“For me perhaps, a little too much clothing,” said Liam. ““I can only think of sex, sex, and more sex,” said Bruno. Get your chin off the floor, dudes.) But I still hope she can catch up to Evan Lysacek. Keep reading »
We are officially horrified. Snuggie has decided to make a genuine fur
backwards bathrobe product line, which will be endorsed by some serious star power. Not that we are PETA-crazed or anything, but no animal should ever have to die for a Snuggie! And speaking of PETA, you know they got all up on this shiz. The group slammed the slanket makers via spokesperson Pam Anderson, who said, “It is disappointing seeing stars like Aretha Franklin and Madonna glamorize dead animals. I have the pink Snuggie and would love a faux-fur one.” Girl, you lost us at “I have the pink Snuggie.” Anyway, the animal rights activists are already prepping a counter campaign. As for the unnamed celebrities endorsing the fur Snuggie, we think Kanye and Amber are shoe-ins. [TreeHugger.com] Keep reading »
After leaving the bathroom at the Hollywood Style Awards, Pam Anderson works the red carpet, where a young girl notices Pam has toilet paper stuck in her dress. [10/11/09, Hollywood] Keep reading »