Is there any pleasure guiltier than Lifetime Television for Women? It’s so pleasingly masochistic — I mean, is there anywhere else on TV where women are so often murdering or being murdered? And we couldn’t be happier to hear that Lifetime is making a new movie about the fabulous life and times of Anna Nicole Smith. We’re so psyched, in fact, that we decided to help them out with the casting. I mean, wouldn’t it be amazing to see Jennifer Coolidge as Anna Nicole? Or Juno Temple? Maybe Kate Upton or Pam Anderson? We created a chart with all of our top picks and the likelihood that they might actually play ANS. Check out our handy guide and tell us who you think should play her in the comments.
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Pam Anderson sure can rumba. She was pretty great last night—ending her routine with a split and getting a score of 47. Yes, the judge’s pervy comments in regards to her are starting to wear on me. (“For me perhaps, a little too much clothing,” said Liam. ““I can only think of sex, sex, and more sex,” said Bruno. Get your chin off the floor, dudes.) But I still hope she can catch up to Evan Lysacek. Keep reading »
We are officially horrified. Snuggie has decided to make a genuine fur
backwards bathrobe product line, which will be endorsed by some serious star power. Not that we are PETA-crazed or anything, but no animal should ever have to die for a Snuggie! And speaking of PETA, you know they got all up on this shiz. The group slammed the slanket makers via spokesperson Pam Anderson, who said, “It is disappointing seeing stars like Aretha Franklin and Madonna glamorize dead animals. I have the pink Snuggie and would love a faux-fur one.” Girl, you lost us at “I have the pink Snuggie.” Anyway, the animal rights activists are already prepping a counter campaign. As for the unnamed celebrities endorsing the fur Snuggie, we think Kanye and Amber are shoe-ins. [TreeHugger.com] Keep reading »
Vivienne Westwood isn’t the only designer who is looking to Pamela Anderson as a muse. Heatherette designer and legendary NYC club kid Richie Rich, seen here in skates (you’ve heard of models falling, now designers are wiping out, too), teamed up with Pam to create an eco-line called A.Muse. The two decided to debut it during New Zealand Fashion Week, and Pam really went out of her way to show the entire collection, including her ass cheeks, after the jump! Keep reading »
For a group that can kind of be no fun sometimes, PETA sure manages to make some hot and provocative commercials. This spot, called “Cruelty Doesn’t Fly,” features Pam Anderson as a bad-ass TSA employee screening passengers before they head to their flights. Only, she won’t let anyone through wearing leather or fur. Instead, she strips them down. The most unruly passenger — whom she not only screens, but, um, has to discipline as well — is Steve-O. Andy Dick appears too, though he’s surprisingly well-behaved. The racy commercial was supposed to be shown on screens in New York’s three airports, only CNN Airport Network execs felt it was a little too over the top. They told PETA that showing the spot would be “particularly sensitive because children make up part of the demographic in airports.” What do you think—should PETA be allowed to air the ad? Or should they be focused on saving Aubrey O’Day’s dog instead? [Starpulse] Keep reading »