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The Onion Crosses The Line With Joke About 9-Year-Old Oscar Nominee Quvenzhane Wallis — But So Did Host Seth MacFarlane [UPDATED]

UPDATE: The Onion has posted an apology on their Facebook page. Read it here.

Last night’s Oscars draggggggged on and on, but if you managed to stay up for the full exhausting affair, and were fooling around on Twitter at the same time, then you probably saw controversy erupt over a tweet posted to The Onion’s account.

Everyone seems afraid to say it, but that Quvenzhane Wallis is kind of a cunt right?

Quvenzhane Wallis is nine years old, you guys. Not okay, The Onion. But they weren’t alone. Seth MacFarlane crossed the line big time too. Keep reading »

Academy Awards 2013: 7 Super Sparkling Starlets

For the first time maybe ever, there were not a lot of fashion missteps on last night’s Academy Awards red carpet. Nearly every single Hollywood star brought it and we were hard pressed to find anything we didn’t like. So we decided to break down a couple of the trends that stood out, starting with the lovely ladies who got their sparkle on…

All The Celebs On The 2013 Academy Awards Red Carpet

Anne Hathaway Already Thinks She’s #1

Anne Talks Weight
The actress is still working on happiness and peace of mind. Read More »
Anne Vs. Matt Lauer
She handled his icky question about her crotch flash with class. Read More »

Pretty sure she still wants that Oscar though.

The Oscar Curse: Why Anne Hathaway May Want To Lose That Oscar

There is nothing in Hollywood, save for marrying Tom Cruise, that will boost your career more than winning an Academy Award.

That bald gold man ensures “Academy-Award Winning” is attached to your person for perpetuity in movie trailers, on posters, in commercials for probiotic yogurt and most importantly, in contracts—promising at least a 20% increase in your asking price for all future gigs.

Why then, would a young, up-and-coming starlet (let’s call her Anne Hathaway) want to lose out on this embarrassment of riches? Perhaps to save her relationship. Keep reading »

Enjoy These Oscar Movies, Now Delightfully Illustrated As Pie Charts

Oscars Drinking Game!
Play along -- and get plastered -- with us this Sunday! Read More »
Oscars: Not Nominated
Stars who weren't nominated, but should have been. Read More »
Oscar Nominations!
Who is Quvenzhané up against?! Read More »

Still not sure who you think is going to win Best Picture tonight? Why not try a strictly mathematical approach. That is, our buddy Jesse David Fox’s vigorously researched Oscar Movie Pie Charts, which detail all the uh, details of each Best Picture nominee. For instance, did you know that “Argo” is basically 25 percent about “that week in college you pretended to be from Canada,” and another five percent “the child-hugging end of ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’”? I’m going to go ahead and pretty much guarantee you had no idea that’s what “Argo” was about. For that and more incredible filmic revelations, please enjoy a few more pie charts after the jump. For the whole slate, click the link. And don’t forget to follow @TheFrisky@xoamelia@havethehabit and the hashtag #OscarBuzz for all livetweeting action tonight starting at 6 p.m. [NYMag.com]
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