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Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” Song Celebrates Rape Scenes & The Infidelity Diet

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  • Seth MacFarlane’s “We Saw Your Boobs” song was a fail in countless ways. But especially because many of the pairs of boobs he referenced were “seen” in rape scenes. [Newser]
  • And on that note, MacFarlane has promised never to host the Oscars again. A promise I plan to hold him to. [Just Jared]
  • Infidelity is the most effective accidental diet out there. Do not attempt without consulting your doctor. [Your Tango]
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Nicki Minaj & Rihanna Got Frisky? Plus, More Oscar Gossip!

  • Nicki Minaj says Rihanna was “touchy-touchy” with her when they collaborated back in 2011. I can see RiRi swinging both ways. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Here are some fun candids from Vanity Fair‘s Oscar party. [theBERRY]
  • Speaking of the Oscars, here are the best reaction shocks from the night. [Next Movie]
  • And here are the seven geekiest moments. I know I’m not the only one who noticed that they played the wrong “Star Trek” music when Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana came on stage. That was the “Star Trek: The Next Generation” theme, not “Star Trek: The Original Series.” I realize that the music also appeared in “Star Trek: The Motion Picture,” but the “Star Trek” reboot takes place before that so… <END RANT> [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

…And Now Here’s Every Other Star Who Attended Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party

I’m gonna give it to your straight: if you didn’t get invited to Vanity Fair‘s infamous Oscar party, you’re probably a sad, pathetic commoner like me. Practically everyone in Hollywood was there, though I chose to only feature those who didn’t attend the awards or who changed into a pretty new frock for the party. And by the way, as much as we loved so many of the dresses on the Oscar red carpet, the dresses at Vanity Fair party put those to shame. Ah-mazing.

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Seth MacFarlane’s Most Offensive Oscar Jokes

Academy bosses must have known Seth MacFarlane would come to the Oscars armed with a few bad-taste jokes—and the “Family Guy” creator did not disappoint. Some of the rookie host’s more controversial moments, as per Entertainment Weekly and the Huffington Post:

  • “Django Unchained” ”is the story of a man fighting to get back his woman, who’s been subjected to unthinkable violence—or as Chris Brown and Rihanna call it, ‘a date movie,’” MacFarlane said. Boos were heard when he added, “A lot of controversies over the use of the n-word in the film. I’m told apparently the screenplay is loosely based on Mel Gibson’s voicemails.” Read more…

Hair Dos: 5 Fabulous Oscar Hairstyles (And How To Get Them!)

It was tough to pick any “worst dressed” contenders out of this year’s batch of beautiful Oscar gowns, and the hairstyles didn’t disappoint either. From romantic updos to retro curls, click through to check out five celebrity hairstyles we loved on the red carpet–and how to recreate them at home!

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Watch Jennifer Lawrence Meet Jack Nicholson For The First Time

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"I'll be waiting!"

Yup, this is just about how I’d imagine such an encounter would go. Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence was doing an interview with ABC last night when the vaguely lecherous (but in a cute-ish way?) Jack Nicholson interrupted to compliment her on her performance in “Silver Linings Playbook.” Jennifer is naturally a bit starstruck at having Jack introduce himself to her, but that didn’t stop her from remarking, “Do I look like your new girlfriend?” Oh yeah, he’ll be waiting. PRICELESS.

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