Posts tagged "osama bin laden"

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You Kicked Out Of A Party

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we'll be giving awards out to the best of the worst the holiday has to offer. First up for 2013, this Osama Bin Laden costume, which was deemed offensive enough to be…
By: Ami Angelowicz / October 7, 2013

Behold, An Osama Bin Laden Butt Plug

If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin Laden. If sticking this terrorist where the sun don't shine is still too good for him, you are in luck. CelebrityButt-Plugs.com has many…
By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2011

Osama Bin Laden Gets A Parody Porn

Today in tastelessness: the Navy SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden's Pakistan compound will be sexily immortalized forever in "This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX," a new parody porn debuting this summer by Hustler. An Osama bin Laden porn is something the al-Qaeda top dog would have appreciated, said Hustler's Video Director of Operatio…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 20, 2011

Quickies: Osama Bin Laden Loved Porn & Barack Obama Sets Up Justin Bieber

Surprise! Osama bin Laden watched porn. Navy SEALs discovered a "fairly extensive" stash in Osama's home after he was killed. Three wives, 72 virgins after death, and porn? This guy should have been in sex therapy, not caves in southeast southern Asia. [TMZ] The Middleton family has filed a formal petition to…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 13, 2011

Today’s Lady News: Orthodox Jewish Newspaper Explains Airbrushing Women From Situation Room Pic

The conservative Hasidic Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn that removed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and counterterrorism analyst Audrey Tomason — the only two women in the iconic Situation Room photo of the President watching the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound — has released a statement. Der Zeitung writes: "Our editorial policies are guided…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

Dear Navy SEALs: Thank You For Killing Osama bin Laden, Now Here’s A Fleshlight

This is the best press release I've received as a staffer at The Frisky.
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 10, 2011

Hasidic Newspaper Edits Hillary Clinton Out Of Famous Bin Laden Situation Room Photo

Remember that iconic photo of President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in the White House Situation Room watching the raid in Pakistan which killed Osama bin Laden? (Top photo!) Well, a conservative Hasidic Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn for Hasids completely edited Hillary Clinton and the other…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 9, 2011

Today’s Lady News: Sarah Palin Tweets To Obama “No Pussyfooting” On Osama Bin Laden Pic

Sarah Palin weighed in on the Osama bin Laden death photo debate on Twitter — because we all care what the former governor of Alaska thinks about it!!! — to tell President Obama, "Show photo as warning to others seeking America's destruction. No pussy-footing around, no politicking, no drama; it's part of the mission."…
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 4, 2011

Quickies: Conan O’Brien Shaves His Beard & The 20 Best Osama/Obama Memes

Watch Will Ferrell tell Conan O'Brien's daughter to "kiss daddy's beard goodbye." [Team Coco] J.Crew included a gay couple — designer Somsack and his boyfriend, Micah — posing in pricey sweaters under the tagline "Happy Together" in their May catalog. Oh joy, something else for "family values" people to freak out about it.
By: Jessica Wakeman / May 3, 2011

Osama Bin Laden’s Death Sets A Tweets-Per-Second Record

So obviously, the big news of the week is that on Sunday night, Navy SEALS found and killed Osama bin Laden. And this may go down in history as the first major news event to unravel on Twitter. Not only did news of the kill leak out on the site a full hour…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 3, 2011

Twitter Scoops Media On Osama Bin Laden’s Death

Last night, at around 10 p.m. EST, I was lamenting the lack of incestuous sex on this week's episode of "Game of Thrones" on my Twitter, when I saw something interesting come across my feed. A retweet of a message from the White House's press secretary, saying the President would be making a statement at…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2011

Breaking News: President Obama To Announce Osama Bin Laden Has Been Killed By U.S. Forces

I'll keep this brief. At any moment now, President Obama, in a unplanned, last minute statement broadcast to the world, will announce that U.S. forces have killed Osama bin Laden, mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. The White House has confirmed that bin Laden has been killed. His body is in U.S. custody. Once the President…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2011

Osama Tees and “Anorexic Legs” Stockings Not So Cute

Every now and again a young designer comes along and gives us hope for the future of the industry. Today, Swede Ida Pyk is not one of them. Though we imagine the intention behind her Osama Bin Laden tees and "anorexic legs" tights was ironic, unfortunately, they're a bit of a FAIL in that department.
By: Lily Q / August 19, 2009