Posts tagged "osama bin laden"

Halloween Superlatives: Most Likely To Get You Kicked Out Of A Party

There are so many options for Halloween costumes and so many of them seem to be awful. This year, we’ll be giving awards out to the best of the worst…

Ami Angelowicz | October 7, 2013 - 5:00 pm

Behold, An Osama Bin Laden Butt Plug

If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin

Jessica Wakeman | August 2, 2011 - 10:40 am

Osama Bin Laden Gets A Parody Porn

Today in tastelessness: the Navy SEAL raid on Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan compound will be sexily immortalized forever in “This Ain’t Bin Laden XXX,” a new parody porn debuting this…

Jessica Wakeman | May 20, 2011 - 12:20 pm

Quickies: Osama Bin Laden Loved Porn & Barack Obama Sets Up Justin Bieber

Surprise! Osama bin Laden watched porn. Navy SEALs discovered a “fairly extensive” stash in Osama’s home after he was killed. Three wives, 72 virgins after death, and porn? This guy…

Jessica Wakeman | May 13, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Today’s Lady News: Orthodox Jewish Newspaper Explains Airbrushing Women From Situation Room Pic

The conservative Hasidic Jewish newspaper in Brooklyn that removed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and counterterrorism analyst Audrey Tomason — the only two women in the iconic Situation Room…

Jessica Wakeman | May 10, 2011 - 7:10 pm

Dear Navy SEALs: Thank You For Killing Osama bin Laden, Now Here’s A Fleshlight

This is the best press release I’ve received as a staffer at The Frisky.

Jessica Wakeman | May 10, 2011 - 2:20 pm

Hasidic Newspaper Edits Hillary Clinton Out Of Famous Bin Laden Situation Room Photo

Remember that iconic photo of President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in the White House Situation Room watching the raid in Pakistan which…

Jessica Wakeman | May 9, 2011 - 11:40 am

Today’s Lady News: Sarah Palin Tweets To Obama “No Pussyfooting” On Osama Bin Laden Pic

Sarah Palin weighed in on the Osama bin Laden death photo debate on Twitter — because we all care what the former governor of Alaska thinks about it!!! —…

Jessica Wakeman | May 4, 2011 - 6:40 pm

Quickies: Conan O’Brien Shaves His Beard & The 20 Best Osama/Obama Memes

Watch Will Ferrell tell Conan O’Brien’s daughter to “kiss daddy’s beard goodbye.” [Team Coco]
J.Crew included a gay couple — designer Somsack and his boyfriend, Micah —…

Jessica Wakeman | May 3, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Osama Bin Laden’s Death Sets A Tweets-Per-Second Record

So obviously, the big news of the week is that on Sunday night, Navy SEALS found and killed Osama bin Laden. And this may go down in history as the…

Kate Torgovnick/ | May 3, 2011 - 11:40 am

Twitter Scoops Media On Osama Bin Laden’s Death

Last night, at around 10 p.m. EST, I was lamenting the lack of incestuous sex on this week’s episode of “Game of Thrones” on my Twitter, when I saw something…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 2, 2011 - 1:20 pm

Breaking News: President Obama To Announce Osama Bin Laden Has Been Killed By U.S. Forces

I’ll keep this brief. At any moment now, President Obama, in a unplanned, last minute statement broadcast to the world, will announce that U.S. forces have killed Osama bin…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 2, 2011 - 12:00 am

Osama Tees and “Anorexic Legs” Stockings Not So Cute

Every now and again a young designer comes along and gives us hope for the future of the industry. Today, Swede Ida Pyk is not one of them. Though we…

Lily Q | August 19, 2009 - 1:20 pm