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Small Town Confuses Unity Sculpture For Giant Orgy

Small Town Confuses Unity Sculpture For Giant Orgy

Art is often, if not always, open to interpretation, but sometimes those interpretations can be wildly off base from the artist’s original intent. Such is the case with Mark Chatterley’s “Blue Human Condition” sculpture, which was unveiled in Adrian, Michigan, last week as part of the city’s public art program. The sculpture, which was originally positioned near the town’s City Hall, features seven figures in various seated, standing and crouching positions, leaning against or sitting on each other. Chatterley told The Huffington Post the piece — which was selected and borrowed by the city — represents the idea that “living today, we can’t do it alone — we rely on other people … to try to survive.” Unfortunately, some Adrian residents didn’t see what Chatterly saw in his figures, and complained to city officials that the sculpture is ”disgusting” and an “abomination” — because they think it depicts an orgy. Keep reading »

Man Rents His Apartment On AirBNB, Returns To $67K In Damages And An Orgy (NSFW)

Comedian Ari Teman found no humor in the state of his apartment when he returned after renting it out to a verified user on AirBNB. Tenman claims he left his keys on Friday afternoon with a man named David Carter who said he needed a place his in-laws could stay for a weekend wedding. Tenman went to dinner and when he returned, realizing he had forgotten his luggage, found a sex party in his apartment.

“The worst part of the Internet was right there in my apartment,” Teman told the New York Post. “There were all sorts of [nearly nude, overweight people] walking out of my apartment and people coming in from the back yard. It was a huge mess. [Carter] had a look of horror on his face. He didn’t expect to see me for a few days. He said, ‘They shut us down, man, they’re shutting it down.’ ”

The “it” they were shutting down, Teman later discovered, was an “XXX FREAK FEST.” Specifically, a BBW PANTY RAID PARTY. You can see the NSFW twitter invitation is after the jump.  Keep reading »

Business Insider Pens Breathlessly Stupid Sex Party Article

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All of a sudden this weekend, a bunch of friends began passing around the same Business Insider article on Facebook, called “A Beautiful House In Brooklyn Is Secretly Being Used For Upscale Sex Parties” by Megan Rose Dickey.

Uh oh, I thought, having read only the headline .

I immediately knew two things. One, I know the house and parties they’re talking about. Some secret. And two, um, what exactly do you mean by  a “beautiful” house is being used for “upscale” sex parties? Keep reading »

Cher Has An Amazing Story About Salvador Dali, An Orgy, And A Vibrator

This is a complicated story. So, Salvador [Dali] invited me and Francis Coppola and Sonny [Bono, her ex-husband] and my girlfriend Joey to dinner. And so we got to the apartment and they’d been having an orgy in the other room. People were in different stages of undress, but mostly dressed. They were staggering around and speaking French, just crazy, you know? So I have my hand on the chair and I see something in the crack, and it’s a beautiful, painted rubber fish. Just fabulous. It has this little remote-control handset, and I’m playing with it, and the tail is going back and forth, and I’m thinking it’s a child’s toy. So I said to Salvador: ‘This is really funny.’ And he said [she puts on a deep, comedy Spanish voice]: ‘It’s wonderful when you place it on your clitoris.’

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when Cher met the famous surrealist painter, Salvador Dali!  Are we surprised there involved an orgy and a vibrator shaped like a fish? No, no, we are not. Sadly, she did not keep the vibe.

After the jump, here’s Cher weighing in (of course) on Miley Cyrus’ sexual hijinks and actually disagreeing with Sinead O’Connor that Miss Cyrus is letting herself be a “prostitute” for the music industry. Keep reading »

First Time For Everything: I Went To An Orgy

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When friend had mentioned she’d been to sex parties, I knew I wanted to go, too. Could she bring me along next time, if it wouldn’t be too weird? As it turns out, she would soon be hosting one at her very own house. Sure enough, an invitation came in my email a few days later, sternly worded emphasis on consent.

In preparation, I treated the sex party as if was a date — a group date, of sorts, where I was sure to get laid. So I did what I’d do before a normal date: I shaved the winter fur off my legs, blowdried my mane, and did my eye makeup real fancy. I squeezed into a sequin Forever 21 dress that I first/last wore at a club on my 24th birthday party, then unrolled it off like sausage casing when I realized I couldn’t breathe. I tried on my sweetest LBD and chucked that aside, too, for not being “sexy” enough. I’m supposed to look fuckable at an orgy, right? I’m a slightly overweight feminist WASP with eczema on my ankles. The Victoria’s Secret definition of fuckable isn’t really my look. I settled on jeans, boots, and a gorgeous silk blouse over some pretty lingerie.

Worrying so much about how I looked was a colossal waste of time.  Keep reading »

Girl Talk: What I Learned At An Orgy

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I didn’t physically prepare for my first orgy. My husband and I talked about boundaries and asked the friends who invited us about party etiquette. But I didn’t put much thought into what I looked like because I wasn’t planning to do a whole lot. I wanted to meet people, maybe kiss and fondle a few, and generally take in the experience as an observer in order to judge whether a second orgy was in my future. So I planned for comfort rather than beauty. I wore attractive but conservative clothing. My bra was snazzy, but my underwear was generic. And I didn’t even consider trimming my pubic hair.

I’ve never shaved my pubic hair. When I was a teenager, I read “The Vagina Monologues,” which features the harrowing account of a woman whose ex-husband shaved her bush without her enthusiastic consent. I decided right then that I never wanted to shave down there. The occasional hygienic trim, sure, but I’d never shave or wax or remove it in full. Pubic hair serves a purpose, and I like having it. (Plus, don’t let my kinkiness fool you – I hate pain. I don’t even tweeze my eyebrows because it hurts. So the thought of a bikini wax makes my toes curl, and not in an orgasmic way.) Keep reading »

Jennifer Lawrence Really Wanted An Orgy

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“The whole time we were like orgy, orgy, who’s going to see the orgy, what are we going to do in the event of an orgy, we need to break up so we can be assured that one of us gets to see the orgy.”

 The amazing Jennifer Lawrence, on seeing the interactive Macbeth-ish play, Sleep No More. I guess it supposedly has an orgy in it. Jennifer also said that the highlight of getting nominated for an Oscar — for her work in ”Winter’s Bone” — was being gifted with M&Ms with her face on them. “That literally was probably the coolest thing that I saw,” she said. “I was like: ‘You know what? It’s all worth it’ after I saw those M&M’s.” [NY Times]

Brilliant Guy Holds Surprise Orgy For Annoying Neighbor

I’ve dealt with an annoying neighbor or two in my day. Know how I handled it? I quietly resented them from inside my apartment until their atrocious habits became so unbearable, I was eventually forced to move out of my sun-drenched abode. The healthy way. So, I’m kind of in awe of the guy who was so fed up with his neighbor, he advertised an orgy at his house on Craigslist. Genius! Terrible!

Forty-four-year-old Philip Conran couldn’t take his neighbor’s antics anymore. So he advertised, for all the Internet to see, a massive sex party at said neighbor’s house. And people showed up! One dude apparently even went to the wrong home, groped a teenage girl, and was arrested. Not cool.

But now Conran’s paying for it. He’s been sentenced to three years of probation and 200 hours of community service. And he also has been ordered to pay for the neighbor’s house alarm system. Is anyone else dying to know what this neighbor did? Read more… Keep reading »

Girl Talk: My First Orgy

I stiffen as I enter the party, taking it all in. Moms (not MILFS) mill around in pastel lingerie. Nude men pass by, penises bobbing beneath their beer bellies. A DJ to my left plays Kid Rock’s “Cowboy.”

On the spiral staircase, someone’s legs spread in the air and a man stands, humping between them in time to Kid Rock’s backup singers. “Ridin’ at night ’cause I sleep all day. I can smell a pig from a mile away.”

I’m here undercover, reporting on the city’s first all bisexual swinger club. I’ve brought my husband and until now it was unclear if that meant I “owe him one” or he “owes me.” But as we’re whisked away for the tour, I mouth an apologetic “thank you” in his direction. Keep reading »

Dennis Rodman Broadcasts Orgy For Party Guests

Oopsie! Dennis Rodman does the craziest things when he’s been drinking. After some shout-outs on the mic as a celeb guest at Hotel Indigo in the Hamptons, Dennis took six ladies up to his room for an orgy. Why not, right? Just an average Sunday night for Dennis. Only problem was he forgot to turn off his cordless microphone and all of the guests downstairs heard Dennis talking very dirty to his harem. Lesson learned. Always make sure your mic is off when you’re about to have a drunken orgy. Or time to go back to rehab, Dennis Rodman. [NY Post] Keep reading »

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