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Need A Light?

Hey, it gets dark down there. Kind of like going spelunking or mining. Your dude may need you to shed some light on the subject. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Justin Timberlake Directs 3 Horny Tequila Ads


We kind of started approving of everything Justin Timberlake does after he shed his N’Sync-era brillo pad curls and excessive denim. The upcoming ads he directed for his 901 Tequila, however, throws his infallibility back into question. Justin seems to have followed the “when in doubt, make it about sex” logic that so many endeavors fall prey to. But this time, it’s not just sex; it’s oral sex. Don’t get us wrong, every lady likes it when a nice gentleman goes to lady town, but we’re not so sure that we see the Tequila connection. Or, for that matter, that we want to have to give the very explicit instructions that the girl in Justin’s commercial seems to find necessary. Check out the two other ads after the jump! [Pursuitist] Keep reading »

Porn Star Promises Sexual Favors To Fans If Netherlands Wins World Cup

Porn star Bobbi Eden, who calls herself “#1 Dutch Pornstar,” says that if the Netherlands team wins the World Cup, she’ll give all her followers oral sex. Impressive! Or, you know, sad. She won’t be working alone, though, she says, but doling out said acts with fellow porn stars Vicki Vette, Missy Hybrid (???), and Gabby Quinteros. When Bobbi issued her announcement, she had some 5,000 followers. Now, she has nearly 50,000. Go, um, team. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Lady Fish Love The Mustache

Apparently, we aren’t the only species that has a bizarre fascination with the furry friend of the upper lip. It seems that female Mexican molly fish prefer a mate with a mustache. Only some male members of the swimmers sport the whiskers, and a recent study done by German biologist Ingo Schlupp shows that these guys are getting lucky. Schlupp paired up lady mollies with males sporting various mustache lengths, including males sans facial hair, to see how long the ladies stayed interested in their suitor. The study also placed tanks full of females in front of a television showcasing male fish with different amounts of fuzz. Both experiments showed that female mollies were looking for a man with a mustache. But why? Keep reading »

Quotable: Justin Long Is Proud To Be Orally Inclined

“There were parts about certain … well, ACTS that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”

Justin Long on Neil LaBute’s play “Filthy Talk for Troubled Times,” in which he played a sleazy misogynist who hates giving cunnilingus. Justin, apparently, does not! This is good news, as Long walked past my apartment building this weekend and I said to myself, Amelia, he is a celebrity you might have a shot with. Good to know the crush would be worth my time … in the sack. But something tells me Drew Barrymore isn’t letting him go anytime soon. [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

19 Ways To Get Her To Go Down

Ah, the blow job. It’s idealized and beloved by most men, more so than AC/DC, bacon, or even James friggin’ Bond. But much like rainbows or winning the lottery, it’s hard to predict when or if it’ll happen. Perhaps the only thing more elusive is the woman who loves giving them. If your special lady is having a tough time swallowing this intimate act, here are 19 ways to get her to go down on you. Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera’s “Woo Hoo” Is An Ode To Cunnilingus

Have you heard Christina Aguilera‘s new song? It’s called “Woo Hoo” (“Woohoo”? “WooHoo”?), it features Nicki Minaj, and it is about cunnilingus. Have other songs been written about going down on a girl before? Beats me. This is surely a contender for the “Most Impassioned Song About Cunnilingus of the Year” award at the next Grammy Awards. Technically, the lyrics are non-explicit, but they are raunchy in the innuendo department. I wouldn’t, you know, crank it at top volume at work. Keep reading »

Is Oral Sex About To Become Extinct?

I’m concerned for the future of oral sex, folks. A few unflattering news items are threatening to make our favorite pastime a thing of the past. What a tragedy that would be. After the jump, the latest bad news about oral. We’re sorry, old friend. Keep reading »

So, What Happens In The John Edwards Sex Tape?

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You don’t really want to know what’s in the John Edwards sex tape, do you? Do you? Really?

Well, all right then: The Daily Beast spoke with multiple sources who’ve allegedly viewed the tape of Edwards and Rielle Hunter, and this icky, icky video that we don’t want to think about graphically depicts the former presidential candidate …. Keep reading »

Sex With Susannah: “He Doesn’t Like Oral Sex!”

So the guy I’m dating DOES NOT LIKE ORAL SEX. Like, he does not like giving or receiving, and in the month we’ve been dating hasn’t let me go down on him even ONCE. He says it is something he can open up on in a relationship, though it’s just not one of his favorite things on the sexual menu, but that he considers it much more intimate than intercourse so isn’t down to go there yet. Have you ever heard of a guy not liking getting blowies? Is he a total freak? And if not, any ideas on how I can get him comfortable enough to at least give it a go? It feels weird to me to be sleeping with someone and have this whole sexual arena that’s off limits. And, please, oral sex is the best. – Oral-less in Oregon

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