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A Masque For Your Man

The world is made up of two types of people: spitters and swallowers. But the spitters and swallowers have at least one thing in common — they’re all tasters and sometimes, when you’re gettin’ down to business, well, things don’t taste so great. That’s where Masque comes in. Masque is “a revolutionary intimacy enhancement product that has been scientifically formulated to conceal the sometimes unpleasant flavors associated with oral sex on your man, and his subsequent climax.” In, heh, layman’s terms, it’s a paper-thin, gel strip — available in chocolate, strawberry, and watermelon! — that absorbs onto your tongue prior to giving head which then conceals the taste of your man’s spunk for 15 minutes. An after-dinner, pre-blow job amuse-bouche, you might call it. And that, we must admit, is something we’re going to have to try.

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Sex Fail: The 45 Minute BJ

When the Frat Boy I had my eye on invited me over under the guise of “hanging out,”  eating pizza, and watching a scary movie, I arrived with hairy legs to ensure my pants stayed on.

Within minutes, the lights dimmed, the movie started, and so did the shoulder massage, which quickly evolved into neck nibbling and  kissing. Admittedly, he was a fantastic kisser, with soft lips that tasted like cherries (literally – I later checked his medicine cabinet and found a tube of Cherry Chapstick).

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How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

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Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid of “that vagina smell.” Um, please don’t give Summer’s Eve any ideas. [Hello Giggles]

Why Is “Going Down” Often A One-Way Street?

To write this article on cunnilingus, I created a mini-survey to get some perspectives from readers, Twitter followers, Facebook friends and a bunch of total strangers. I threw “box job”—as Dan Savage once described the act—in the title simply because, sad as it seems, I assumed that that the technical term (which is derived from the Latin words for vulva and tongue) wasn’t widely known. Keep reading »

Listen: Italian Oral Sex Song, “I’m Horny” (NSFW)

My new favorite pop star? Italy‘s Gionny Scandal. What an artiste! His new song, “I’m Horny,” features a bevy of barely legal blondes sucking lollipops and being sprayed in the face with whipped cream while they sing a chorus about giving him a blowjob. Everyone’s mamma must be so proud! [Europopped] Keep reading »

8 Sex Injuries To Watch Out For (And Enjoy)

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Something no one tells you about sex? A good romp in the sack can be dangerous. No, I’m not talking about potentially deadly sexually transmitted diseases and infections, like HIV. (Although those are dangerous too, obviously.) I’m talking about the rug burn, pulled hair, and the overzealous nipple bite (ow!) that every woman needs to watch out for. And no, a hickey doesn’t count as an “injury.” Keep reading »

Quickies: Christina Aguilera Sure Loves Her Chocolate Covered Banana

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  • More sexy photos of Christina Aguilera have leaked (allegedly from the hackers wrecking havoc on female celebs) including several where Xtina is allegedly mimicking oral sex on dude and a chocolate covered banana. Is that really more raunchy than Christina’s “Not Tonight” video? [The Superficial]
  • Kevin Federline is reportedly expecting his fifth child with his girlfriend, Victoria Prince. That kid’s got some strong sperm. [People]
  • Rumor has it the alleged sex tape of Usher and his ex-wife, which was allegedly snatched when his car was broken into in 2009, shows both partners giving and receiving it in the butt. (Allegedly!) You know what that means: it’s time for a refresher course on “pegging,” my friends. [Good Men Project]

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Diesel’s Blowjob Kneepads, For The Romantic In All Of Us

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Here’s a gift I could really use: a Diesel store in India gave away blowjob kneepads with purchases over $150! The packages, which subtly display a woman’s open mouth, read “buy one, get one pearl necklace free.” That’s … just … ew. At least Diesel can’t be accused of not thinking of your comfort, ladies. (And certain gentlemen!) [Copyranter] Keep reading »

Greta Gerwig Joins The Hollywood Oral Sex Movement

“Yeah — ‘Blue Valentine,’ ‘Black Swan’… ladies getting it on! They’re all different movies and it’s done differently; I think Greenberg’s use of [oral sex] is the most comedic, because there’s something so funny about people hooking up for the first time and he immediately goes down on her … I think, I hope, it’s part of a larger trend of sex being portrayed frankly. But women having sex has been a problem for a really long time, especially on film. It’s something people do … But if they show sex, in that shot it’s usually a two-shot from the side and you know the moment his penis goes into her because she kind of arches back, and it looks so weird and fake.”

– “Greenberg” star Greta Gerwig talks about her oral sex scene with Ben Stiller and the state of sex scenes in Hollywood. I hope it does become more in vogue to feature real sex in films. Otherwise, why bother watching? I think we’re all over watching that back arching BS that leaves us feeling utterly uncoordinated in comparison. I want to see something human, whether it be awkward, raw, silly, or sexy. No more women with full makeup cleverly covered with a sheet making those silly “oohing” and “aahhhhing” sounds. More oral! More oral! [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Why Do Dudes Like Being Woken Up With A BJ?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man likes being woken up to a BJ. It’s like friggin’ Christmas morning, any day of the year. But us ladies? Not so much. Feel free to correct me if you feel otherwise, but there’s something creepy and invasive about the idea of waking up with someone’s mouth or sex organ around our lady bits. In fact, if the Wikileaks/Julian Assange nonsense has taught us anything (and please, I hope it has taught us something), it is that initiating sex with a woman while she is asleep is sexual assault. Obviously, if she is asleep, she cannot consent. But beyond the legal definition of sexual assault, a half-awakened lady may not be so willing to receive a special morning “surprise” of something she otherwise normally likes. Speaking strictly for myself, I need to be “warmed up” before a guy goes spelunking down there. Keep reading »

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