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Why Do Dudes Like Being Woken Up With A BJ?

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man likes being woken up to a BJ. It’s like friggin’ Christmas morning, any day of the year. But us ladies? Not so much. Feel free to correct me if you feel otherwise, but there’s something creepy and invasive about the idea of waking up with someone’s… More »


Michelle Williams Shows Her Oral Pride

“I thought, ‘I’ve never seen that before in a movie and I’m proud to be the first [to have an onscreen oral sex scene]. Good on us for making that happen … As the woman in the situation that was in question, I found absolutely nothing scandalous, tawdry or disgusting about it … when we… More »


What’s The Worst Sex Advice You’ve Been Given?

Awesome future timewaster alert! The just launched blog Bad Sex Ed compiles the best of the worst sex advice people have ever received. It’s only got a few entries so far, but there’s this gem:
My brother told me that I should look deeply into a girl’s eyes while kissing her, that girls were… More »


What Was The Best Sex You Had In 2010?

As 2010 edges to a close, dirty minds like mine think not of the resolutions I failed to follow through on. No, I reflect back on when, exactly, was the best sex I had all year. Was it that night in the hotel room in upstate New York? Anytime after I brought home a new… More »


“Blue Valentine” Gets NC-17 Rating Overturned

We’ve been gearing up for the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams movie, “Blue Valentine,” for ages now. And so we weren’t happy when the movie was given an NC-17 rating due to an implied oral sex scene. What this means, in the grand scheme of things, is that the Motion Pictures Association of America (MPAA)… More »


Lykke Li’s New Video, “Get Some,” Is Naughty

Lykke Li has a new music video. The song is called “Get Some.” Here are some of the lyrics: “I’m a prostitute/you gon get some.” There’s also talk of pulling pants down and shotgun blasts and those sorts of things. If you know what I mean. And I think you do. The video… More »


Magazine Ad’s Cunning Linguist Wants To “Satisfy Your Carnal Lust”

Some unfortunate women around the country have to plead with their men to service their downtown real estate. But lucky Manhattan ladies who purchase women’s magazines have been finding handwritten magazine inserts from a 45-year-old bookkeeper named John Westwood, who offers his phone number and an earnest offer…
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Do Men Like Giving Oral Sex?

I’m afraid to let a guy to go down on me because I’ve heard men don’t like performing oral sex. Is it true? Read more … … More »


Jay Leno And Seth MacFarlane Crack A Crude Christine O’Donnell Joke

“Family Guy”‘s Seth MacFarlane stopped by the “The Tonight Show” recently to crack a few jokes with Jay Leno and naturally the two turned to comedy gold, Delaware Republican Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell. Sadly, this was before her “I am not a witch” video, so the two had to find other things to… More »


50 Cent Thinks Men Who Don’t Like To Go Downtown Should Die

“If you a man and your [sic] over 25 and you don’t eat pu*** just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol.”
50 Cent gives more classy advice via Twitter. Thanks a million for being an advocate for vag. Wait, what if the guy is under 25? Should… More »


Need A Light?

Hey, it gets dark down there. Kind of like going spelunking or mining. Your dude may need you to shed some light on the subject. [The Daily What] … More »


Justin Timberlake Directs 3 Horny Tequila Ads

We kind of started approving of everything Justin Timberlake does after he shed his N’Sync-era brillo pad curls and excessive denim. The upcoming ads he directed for his 901 Tequila, however, throws his infallibility back into question. Justin seems to have followed the “when in doubt, make it about sex” logic that so many… More »


Porn Star Promises Sexual Favors To Fans If Netherlands Wins World Cup

Porn star Bobbi Eden, who calls herself “#1 Dutch Pornstar,” says that if the Netherlands team wins the World Cup, she’ll give all her followers oral sex. Impressive! Or, you know, sad. She won’t be working alone, though, she says, but doling out said acts with fellow porn stars Vicki Vette, Missy Hybrid (???), and… More »


Lady Fish Love The Mustache

Apparently, we aren’t the only species that has a bizarre fascination with the furry friend of the upper lip. It seems that female Mexican molly fish prefer a mate with a mustache. Only some male members of the swimmers sport the whiskers, and a recent study done by German biologist Ingo Schlupp shows that these… More »


Quotable: Justin Long Is Proud To Be Orally Inclined

“There were parts about certain … well, ACTS that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.”Justin Long on Neil LaBute’s play “Filthy Talk for Troubled Times,” in which he played a sleazy misogynist who hates giving cunnilingus. Justin, apparently, does… More »


19 Ways To Get Her To Go Down

Ah, the blow job. It’s idealized and beloved by most men, more so than AC/DC, bacon, or even James friggin’ Bond. But much like rainbows or winning the lottery, it’s hard to predict when or if it’ll happen. Perhaps the only thing more elusive is the woman who loves giving them. If your special lady… More »


Christina Aguilera’s “Woo Hoo” Is An Ode To Cunnilingus

Have you heard Christina Aguilera’s new song? It’s called “Woo Hoo” (“Woohoo”? “WooHoo”?), it features Nicki Minaj, and it is about cunnilingus. Have other songs been written about going down on a girl before? Beats me. This is surely a contender for the “Most Impassioned Song About Cunnilingus of the Year” award at… More »


Is Oral Sex About To Become Extinct?

I’m concerned for the future of oral sex, folks. A few unflattering news items are threatening to make our favorite pastime a thing of the past. What a tragedy that would be. After the jump, the latest bad news about oral. We’re sorry, old friend. … More »


So, What Happens In The John Edwards Sex Tape?

You don’t really want to know what’s in the John Edwards sex tape, do you? Do you? Really?

Well, all right then: The Daily Beast spoke with multiple sources who’ve allegedly viewed the tape of Edwards and Rielle Hunter, and this icky, icky video that we don’t want to think about graphically depicts the… More »


Sex With Susannah: “He Doesn’t Like Oral Sex!”

So the guy I’m dating DOES NOT LIKE ORAL SEX. Like, he does not like giving or receiving, and in the month we’ve been dating hasn’t let me go down on him even ONCE. He says it is something he can open up on in a relationship, though it’s just not one of his favorite… More »