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Watch Shia LaBeouf Give Oral Sex In This “Nymphomaniac” Clip (NSFW)

Watch Shia LeBeouf Giving Oral Sex In This "Nymphomanic" Clip (NSFW)
Shia Goes Down...

We’ve heard titters about Shia LaBeouf’s “real sex” scenes in the new Lars Von Trier film “Nymph()manic.” Well, here they are in the very NSFW teaser for the film  There are also some choir organs and baby cheetahs thrown in there as well, just to keep you guessing. As far as it all being “real” — it’s not exactly. Producer Louise Vesth explained how the sex scenes were filmed: “We shot the actors pretending to have sex and then had the body doubles who really did have sex, and in post we will digital impose the two. So above the waist it will be the star, and the below the waist it will be the doubles.”

So, it’s safe to assume that it was really Shia’s mouth doing all that work. Still, it’s more of Shia than I ever wanted to see. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Join Me In Forcing America’s Men To Watch This Key & Peele Skit About Oral Sex Tips (NSFW)

damn right
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Penises Is Easy, Vaginas Is Hard
  1. Quit sucking on that clitoris so hard.
  2. Vaginas are like snowflakes. Ask your bitch what she wants, then do what she says.
  3. Make the alphabet with your tongue …
  4. … and when she grabs your hair like she’s going to pull it off, stick with that letter.
  5. Vaginas deserve respect.
  6. Every bitch’s flap is different. Learn your bitch’s particular flap.
  7. Plan your breathing like your swimming: stroke, stroke, breathe, stroke, stroke, breathe.

Yeah, what Key and Peele said. Fuck all the other sex ed in America. [YouTube]

Oral Sex In Cafeteria Leads To Criminal Charges For Etowah High School Students

Oral Sex In Cafeteria Leads To Criminal Charges For Etowah High School Students

When Dad told you to get a job, this isn’t the job he was talking about.

Two freshmen students at Etowah High School in Woodstock, Ga. are facing criminal charges after officials say they engaged in oral sex in the school cafeteria Thursday, CNN reported.

“A female student allegedly made a sexual offer to a male classmate during lunch,” school spokeswoman Barbara Jacoby told the network. “The male classmate later told administrators that he thought this offer was a joke, but when the female student began to act upon it, the male student said he stopped her.” Read more on Huffington Post…

An Open Letter To The Parents Of SlaneGirl, The Teen Who Gave Blowjobs At The Eminem Concert & Got Slutshamed Across The Internet

Who Is Slanegirl?
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She's an Irish teenager photographed giving blowjobs at a concert. Read More »
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On Slutshaming
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Dear The Parents Of SlaneGirl,

I can’t tell you how many conversations I’ve had this week about your daughter. You know her as a baby girl you brought into the world 17 years ago. The Internet knows her as SlaneSlut or SlaneGirl. This week, her full name and photographs of her performing oral sex on two different men at an Eminem concert made their way around the world. They were posted on every social media site you can think of and shared repeatedly (with little regard to the fact your daughter is under 18 and the images technically constitute child pornography). The two young fellas she fellated have mostly enjoyed high fives from the universe. But your daughter? She’s been called a slut, a whore, a dumb bitch — every stinging slur in the book. She was hospitalized this week from from her reaction to all this negative attention.

When I’ve been thinking about your daughter, I’ve really been thinking about you — her parents.  I’ve been thinking about what I would do or say if I were in your shoes, about you could possibly have to say to her about all this. Keep reading »

Teenage Girl Gives Blowjobs At Eminem Concert, Pictures Posted Online, Epic Slut-Shaming Ensues

On Slutshaming
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Jenna Marbles Slut Shames
On Jenna Marbles' "Things I Don't Understand About Sluts" video. Read More »
No Slutty Friends
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College-aged women don't want to be friends with "sluts," study says. Read More »
slanegirl eminem concert blowjob

By now you might have heard about the 17-year-old girl who was photographed giving blowjobs in the crowd at an Eminem concert in Slane, Ireland.

There are supposedly three pictures of her in existence: one showing her performing oral sex on a man and then two others showing her kissing a different man and then performing oral sex on him, too. After these three pics were uploaded online and made their way around the Internet, SlaneGirl (as she is being referred to) had her full name revealed and her school identified. She’s been called a “slut,” a “tramp,” a “stupid bitch” and told that she deserves to be made a mockery of.

I’m sure you will be shocked – shocked! – to hear the young man photographed getting head, with both his arms raised in the air in triumph, is not gathering quite the same scorn. Keep reading »

There’s No Point To Cunnilingus, But We Don’t Care

Oral Sex Fails
Oral Sex Fails
Yes, there are actually ways you can do it wrong. Read More »
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Could your face shape be hurting your love life?
Your face shape may be affecting your love life. Read More »
Oral Extinction
Is oral sex dying? Read More »

Biologists set out to discover the point, evolutionarily not orgasmically, of a man performing oral sex on a woman. Because to an evolutionary scientist, I guess everything must be connected to propagation of the species? I mean, as we all know, some of the best things in life have no purpose, like tanning on the beach. Aside from a tiny serotonin bump and a good dose of vitamin D, all it does is make you more susceptible to skin cancer. But that still doesn’t stop most people. And yes, I’m fantasizing heavily about being at the beach right now.  Keep reading »

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