Posts tagged "oral sex"

WWJDD: “I Don’t Like Getting My Pussy Licked”

Maybe her husband is just bad at it? Is there anything he can do? The answer, James Deen says, has everything to do with mayonnaise. Read on…

James Deen / August 28, 2015

Dater X: A Matter Of Trust

Who knew that the Internetz had so many opinions about whose dicks I do or do not put in my mouth??
Last week’s “Blowjobs Are for Boyfriends” pronouncement was unexpectedly controversial – at least, unexpectedly to me – and it got me thinking about why I “withhold” (if you can call it that) fellatio from…

Dater X 3.0 / August 25, 2015

10 Tips For Making Her Come, According To Real Women

Move. Like. Channing. Seriously!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2015

Dater X: O, Baby

Over a month deep (giggity) with The Big Easy, we’re getting the hang of this “pleasuring each other” thing.
With a shoutout to my girl Miranda Hobbs – who reminded Carrie “Work of Fiction” Bradshaw, after a disappointing first encounter with Berger, that if she’s never had to “work on it” with someone she really liked,…

Dater X 3.0 / August 18, 2015

Amy Schumer Tells It Like It Is About Getting Head

Having a dude go down on you is a gamble. If you two have been doing it for a while, you’re in the clear: He knows what you like and you’re comfortable enough to tell him to stop doing that, because hey, he’s a half-inch off and that’s not what he thinks it is. But letting…

Megan Reynolds / July 10, 2015

Michael Douglas Is Very Sorry He Blamed Throat Cancer On Wife’s Vagina

Plus, Rihanna adopted a puppy she found wandering around a club bathroom!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 29, 2015

7 Men Reveal What They’re Really Thinking About While Going Down On You

As someone who’s not a big fan of receiving oral sex, when a man goes down on me I tend to think about all the other things I could or should be doing: Did I email my editor? Will I have time to do laundry after this? I wonder if Law & Order is a…

Amanda Chatel / June 5, 2015

Last Night On “Empire,” A Woman Wore A Blow Job Bib


Do you watch “Empire,” that new show on FOX starring Taraji P. Henson, Terrence Howard and, uh, Courtney Love? I don’t, but I might have to start, because on last night’s episode, one of the characters donned A BLOW JOB BIB, something I am ashamed to say I did not know existed until now.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 15, 2015

CNN’s Don Lemon Asks Cosby Accuser Why She Didn’t “Use Teeth” To Avoid Being Raped

Last night on CNN, Don Lemon was interviewing Joan Tarshis, one of the latest women to come forward accusing Bill Cosby of rape, and he just couldn’t stop himself from volunteering some completely unnecessary, bullshit “advice.” For context: Tarshis told CNN that that in 1969, when she was 19, Cosby drugged her. She awoke to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 19, 2014

Dating Don’ts: 6 Sex Moves That Will Screw Your Shot At A Second Lay

Gettin’ down with someone new for the first time is exciting and nervewracking. There are so many decisions to make! Lights on or lights off? Do you get on top, or do you just park yourself on the bottom and hope for the best? Will it be evident that it’s been a minute? The thing…

Megan Reynolds / September 23, 2014

Madonna Gives A Bottle Head On 2015 Calendar Cover


As our pals over at Idolator point out, Madonna’s 2015 calendar cover harkens back to a pivotal scene in the Material Girl’s racy documentary, “Truth Or Dare,” in which Madge demonstrates her oral sex skills on a bottle as her backup dancers look on. Rewatching the scene, I realize how much of my ow…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 19, 2014

10 Things No One Tells Men That Will Make Them Better Lovers

There are many reasons why men don’t necessarily know what women really like in bed. The most important: a lack of access to real information. Movies oversimplify sex by not really showing what happens in the sack, pornography is just, well, pornography, and “Talk Sex With Sue Johanson” is off the air. Aside from that,…

Tiffanie Drayton / September 15, 2014

Men, This Is What Goes Through A Woman’s Mind While Giving A Blowjob

There aren’t enough songs about blowjobs,  that’s what I always say. So, for anyone who has never given a blowjob before — be you a straight male, a gay woman, or a member of the Duggar family — here are silly songstresses Garfunkel and Oates to explain exactly what goes through one’s mind during a…

Jessica Wakeman / August 20, 2014

#OnlineDatingFail: I Don’t Know Where Your Mouth Has Been

The online dating scene is rough. Sure, it’s a great way to meet people, but we use the term “people” loosely, as some of the individuals we’ve come in contact with still seem to be in their primitive forms. Obviously, first impressions count … but not to these idiots.

Sender: 22, Male
Receiver: 22, Female…

Anonymous / July 24, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 2!)

Last week on Funny Girl Sex Guide, I discussed four different dick-sucking techniques you maybe haven’t heard of, but should consider giving a shot. And there’s more where that came from! In Part 2, I discuss (and occasionally demonstrate) five more ways to orally please a penis, including the Hot-N-Cold Blowjob, The Hummer and The…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2014

Win This! LELO ORA Oral Sex Simulator (A $169 Value!)

After reading The Frisky’s rave review of the LELO ORA Oral Sex Simulator, tons of you have been dying to get your hands on one (understandably so). Lucky for you, we’ve decided to give one away to a lucky fan! All you have to do is fill out the entry form after the jump for…

Katie Oldenburg / June 24, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 1!)

Remember how last week I said that I suck dick like it’s the last Talenti Salted Caramel Ice Cream Bar on Earth? It’s true. I just hate to live up to some ridiculous male fantasy of the woman who loves giving blowjobs …  humble hair toss but I am who I am. But while…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 24, 2014

Legalizing Gay Sex Makes Alabamans “Less Protected” From Sexual Assault, Claims Attorney General

This week, Alabama shook off a long overdue, ridiculous law criminalizing oral and anal sex between unmarried partners. The anti-sodomy law was mostly used to criminalize homosexual behavior, even between consenting unmarried partners (I probably don’t need to tell you gay marriage is not legal in AL). An appeals court overturned the law, citing the…

Jessica Wakeman / June 20, 2014

Even Brown Bears Like Oral Sex

Birds do it, bees do it … even brown bears in Croatia do it. The journal Zoo Biology in Croatia has observed brown bears performing oral sex on each other over a period of six years, witnessing it 28 times! But Live Science really buries the lead here: it’s not just that the bears were doing…

Jessica Wakeman / June 18, 2014

6 Things I’m Thinking While Going Down On You

Some girls hate giving blowjobs, others can’t stop raving about how much they love it. Me? I fall somewhere in the middle. You’ve likely found that guys are pretty vocal about what they want (or physical, we’ve all experience the head-push) when it comes to oral sex, while us girls tend to keep our BJ opinions to…

College Candy / June 17, 2014
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