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An Open Letter To The Fat Girl

Dear Fat Girl,

Last week, I saw an overweight news anchor respond to a bully with such power and confidence that it made me cry. It also made…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | October 9, 2012 - 12:00 pm

An Open Letter To My Boyfriend’s Mouthguard

Dear Mouthguard,

Listen, I don’t want you to take this letter the wrong way, because I appreciate your work, I really do. You valiantly protect my boyfriend’s jaw…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 6, 2012 - 9:00 am

An Open Letter To Whoever Took The Baja Hoodie My Neighbor Left In A “Free” Box On The Sidewalk

Dear Whoever Took The Baja Hoodie My Neighbor Left In A “Free” Box On The Sidewalk,

When I saw that my neighbor had placed a Baja hoodie out…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 23, 2012 - 9:00 am

An Open Letter To The Modern Man Who Wears A Monocle

Dear Monocle Man,

This morning, Jessica sent me a link to the Warby Parker website, alerting me to the fact that for a mere $50 it is possible…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 26, 2012 - 9:00 am

An Open Letter To The Sorel Tofino Boot

Dear Tofino,

It’s always a little awkward to admit these things, but I know I’ll regret it forever if I don’t, so here it is: I have a huge…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | September 21, 2011 - 10:40 am

An Open Letter To Justin Bieber’s Pants

Dear Justin Bieber’s Pants,

Sometimes I wonder what life must be like for you. I mean, just a few years ago you were making cameos in YouTube videos…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 8, 2011 - 4:20 pm

An Open Letter To Platform Shoes

Dear Platform Shoes,

I have an issue that I need to resolve with you, but I want to do it in a sensitive and productive way so I’m going…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | July 26, 2011 - 11:40 am

An Open Letter To Kate Middleton’s Hair

Dear Kate Middleton’s Hair,

I know it’s kind of awkward to write you a letter, because, well, you’re hair and I’m not even sure that you know how…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | June 30, 2011 - 11:20 am

An Open Letter To Everyone Who Has Ever Offered Me A Store Credit Card

Dear Everyone Who Has Ever Offered Me A Store Credit Card,

I don’t want a store credit card. I really don’t. I haven’t wanted any kind of credit card…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 29, 2011 - 1:00 pm
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