Posts tagged "open letter"

An Open Letter To Jessica Simpson And Other Women Who Can’t Go Three Months Without A Boyfriend

Dear Jessica,

Happy belated birthday! I hope you’ve given some thought to my suggestions in the last letter I wrote to you. It seems perhaps you have since you’ve…

Wendy Atterberry | July 15, 2009 - 12:40 pm

An Open Letter To Dakota Fanning

So, we love you. The adoration campaign began way back when you played the Reese Witherspoon mini-me in “Sweet Home Alabama.” Now that you’re 15 and all growns up (by…

Nina Carbone | June 12, 2009 - 3:30 pm

An Open Letter To George Clooney

Heya, Georgie, we hear congrats is in order—you’re shacking up with your newest girlfriend! Dude, you’re living the dream, you so are. Actually, hold up. Is she a cocktail waitress?

Nina Carbone | June 10, 2009 - 12:30 pm

An Open Letter To Seth Rogen

Hey dude!
Love your glasses! But seriously, you need to gain some weight back. I’m all for gettin’ heart healthy, cutting back on the trans-fats and the beer intake, but…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 6, 2009 - 4:00 pm
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