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An Open Letter To My Period On The Occasion Of Its Return After A Curiously Long Absence

Dear Period,

Thank. GOD. Where have you been? I have been waiting for the longest time to see you again, and I don’t know what you were doing…

Megan Reynolds | April 8, 2013 - 12:00 pm

An Open Letter To My Doppelganger

Dear Doppelganger,

A few weeks ago, I was taking a walk by my house and a random lady started yelling, “Jenny! Jennnnnyyyyyy!” from her porch. I looked around…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 14, 2013 - 11:00 am

A Valentine’s Day Love Letter To My Favorite Hip-Hop Morning Radio Show

Dear Cipha Sounds, Rosenberg, K. Foxx and Old Man Ebro,

Every morning, my alarm goes off at 7 a.m., rousing me from sleep. I hit the snooze button,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 13, 2013 - 8:00 am

An Open Letter To All The Publicists Sending Me Stuff For Valentine’s Day

Dear Publicists,

Hello. I get soooo many emails from you. Sooooo many emails that go straight into the trash. Especially around holidays that are considered very Frisky friendly.

Ami Angelowicz | January 10, 2013 - 1:00 pm

An Open Letter To Charlotte Allen, Who Thinks Men Would Have Stopped The Newtown Massacre

Dear Charlotte Allen,

By the time this open letter posts on The Frisky, half the internet will have already ripped you a new asshole for your offensive, error-riddled…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 20, 2012 - 8:00 am

An Open Letter To Ann Coulter

On Monday, conservative pundit Ann Coulter tweeted her support of Mitt Romney with the following: “I highly approve of Romney’s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.” In

John Franklin Stephens | October 24, 2012 - 1:00 pm

An Open (Somewhat Creepy) Letter To “Nashville”‘s Connie Britton

Dear Tami Taylor, I mean Mrs. Coach, I mean Connie Britton,

Well, I guess I should start by apologizing. I’m sorry for always calling you by the name…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 10, 2012 - 1:00 pm

An Open Letter To The “Big Brother 14″ Jury

Dear Members of the “Big Brother” Season 14 Jury,

Seriously, y’all are a bunch of butthurts. As a longtime fan of “Big Brother,” I am ashamed of you…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 20, 2012 - 10:20 am

An Open Letter To “The Voice”

Dear “The Voice,”

I heard the news that you will be replacing Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green with Shakira and Usher next season. I hate this idea.

Ami Angelowicz | September 18, 2012 - 1:40 pm

An Open Letter To Vanessa Carlton For Her 32nd Birthday

It appears that, following in the footsteps of the Goservention, which intervened on Amelia’s obsessive fandom with Ryan Gosling, we are going to have to have a Vanessa Carltonvention with our intern

Daley Quinn | August 17, 2012 - 2:00 pm

An Open Letter To Marilyn Manson

Dear Marilyn,

Hi. How are you? Well, clearly you’re very angry. I’m not sure what possessed you to write “F**k You” on your face in eyeliner and flaunt…

Ami Angelowicz | August 13, 2012 - 12:40 pm