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An Open Letter To The EducationConnection.com Commercial (Feat. Corn Dog Girl)

Dear Education Connection.com Commercial (feat. Corn Dog Girl) ,

How are you so bad, yet have managed to embed yourself so deeply in my consciousness? Sometimes I wake…

Ami Angelowicz | March 15, 2012 - 1:20 pm

An Open Letter To My Abnormally Long Chin Hair

Dear Abnormally Long Chin Hair,

We’ve been intimately acquainted since I first noticed you my sophomore year of high school. I looked in the mirror one day before…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 14, 2012 - 10:00 am

An Open Letter To The Woman Who Stole My Cab This Morning

Dear Woman With The Rolling Suitcase Who Stole My Cab This Morning,

Did you think I wouldn’t notice? That I wouldn’t see you roll past me, stop no…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 17, 2012 - 4:00 pm

An Open Letter To My G-Spot

Dear G-Spot,

Gee G-Spot, you sure know how to disappoint a girl. First you exclaim your existence to the world. Then you hide as my fellow ladies are…

Tiffanie Drayton | February 3, 2012 - 11:00 am

An Open Letter To The Girl Who’s Auctioning Off Her Fart On Ebay

Dear kbug1978,

I am writing to express my admiration for the recent Ebay auction of your REAL Fart In A Jar. We all know what kind of havoc…

Ami Angelowicz | January 5, 2012 - 2:00 pm

An Open Letter To My Favorite Backstreet Boy On The Eve Of His Wedding Day

Dear AJ,

I guess I should start by saying congratulations. You’re getting married this weekend. To someone who isn’t me. Still, even I can admit you guys seem…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 16, 2011 - 10:21 am

An Open Letter To Timing

Dear Timing,

Oh all powerful, all knowing Timing, why must you insist on being so wrong? I mean, sure, sometimes you are right, like the timing on the various dishes in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 28, 2011 - 12:00 pm

An Open Letter To Ryan Gosling, Praising His Decision* To Turn Down People’s Sexiest Man Alive Title

Dear Ryan Gosling,

I just wanted to take a moment to say that I think it’s really noble of you to turn down People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” title and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 16, 2011 - 11:20 am

An Open Letter to My Razor

Dear Razor,

We go back a long way, you and me. We’ve gotten together a few times a week since 8th grade, although according to some of the…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 11, 2011 - 10:00 am

An Open Letter To In Touch Magazine About Their Dumb Shiloh/Kingston Crush Story

Dear In Touch,

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt does not have a crush on Kingston Rossdale.  He is not her “first true love.” She is 5 years old. Shiloh is interested in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 20, 2011 - 2:40 pm

An Open Letter To Ryan Gosling And His New Bleached Locks

Dear Ryan Gosling,

Oh Ryan, you’re so funny. You know, I know what you’re doing, right? Sure, you may be telling people that this new look is for…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | July 28, 2011 - 11:20 am

An Open Letter To Girls Who Say “Daddy”

Note: Let me first start by saying this excludes anyone 8 and younger and for now we are not going to even start with the girls who call their boyfriends

College Candy | June 12, 2011 - 12:30 pm

An Open Letter To Spray-On Sunscreen

Dear Spray-On Sunscreen,

Can you believe it? Summer has finally arrived! Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, the temps reached the 80s, the sun was shining bright…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 31, 2011 - 11:00 am

An Open Letter To Orange

Dear Orange,

I feel like you and I got off on the wrong foot. Or, at least we would have, if you had feet. You’re just a color so…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | April 5, 2011 - 1:40 pm

An Open Letter To Chris Brown

Dear Chris,

Let’s have some real talk … I know you think you’ve been having a really bad week and everything, what with your totally unfair “Good Morning…

Julie Gerstein | March 24, 2011 - 1:20 pm

An Open Letter To Wedge Heels

Dear Wedge Heels,

My whole life, I’ve wanted to be three things: “Sabrina the Teenage Witch,” a writer, and the kind of person who wears high heels everyday.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 17, 2011 - 5:40 pm

An Open Letter To Denim Designers

Dear Jeans Designers,

The other day I was standing in line at the grocery store and for no particular reason at all I had a flashback to a few…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 27, 2010 - 4:30 pm

An Open Letter To My Single Self

Dear Single Self,

Hi. How are you this holiday season? Feeling a little hopeless? Downtrodden perhaps? Frustrated? Bitter? A little panicked about turning 32 with no potential prospects on…

Ami Angelowicz | December 15, 2010 - 5:00 pm

An Open Letter To The Extra Button

Dear Extra Button,

We have a strange relationship, you and I. You come into my life every now and again in a little plastic baggy attached to a new…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | December 3, 2010 - 4:40 pm

Dear Famous Footwear, We Need To Talk.

Dear Famous Footwear,

We need to talk.

I feel like I’ve been trying to make things work with you for so long. My friends rave about you…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 22, 2010 - 12:40 pm