Posts tagged "open letter"

An Open Letter To Tori Spelling And The Chicken That Sleeps In Her Bed

Dear Tori Spelling,

I try to ignore it whenever I see gossip stories about you. Why? Because you’re doin’ you and I’m doin’ me and what you do…

Ami Angelowicz | April 30, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Jay-Z Drops New Track, “Open Letter,” Addressing Critics Of Cuba Trip

Last night, Jay-Z went into the studio with Timbaland and Swizz Beatz and recorded a new song that he released a few hours later. “Open Letter” has a relatively simple, but…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 11, 2013 - 10:40 am

An Open Letter To My Period On The Occasion Of Its Return After A Curiously Long Absence

Dear Period,

Thank. GOD. Where have you been? I have been waiting for the longest time to see you again, and I don’t know what you were doing…

Megan Reynolds | April 8, 2013 - 12:00 pm

An Open Letter To My Doppelganger

Dear Doppelganger,

A few weeks ago, I was taking a walk by my house and a random lady started yelling, “Jenny! Jennnnnyyyyyy!” from her porch. I looked around…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | February 14, 2013 - 11:00 am

A Valentine’s Day Love Letter To My Favorite Hip-Hop Morning Radio Show

Dear Cipha Sounds, Rosenberg, K. Foxx and Old Man Ebro,

Every morning, my alarm goes off at 7 a.m., rousing me from sleep. I hit the snooze button,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 13, 2013 - 8:00 am

An Open Letter To All The Publicists Sending Me Stuff For Valentine’s Day

Dear Publicists,

Hello. I get soooo many emails from you. Sooooo many emails that go straight into the trash. Especially around holidays that are considered very Frisky friendly.

Ami Angelowicz | January 10, 2013 - 1:00 pm

An Open Letter To Charlotte Allen, Who Thinks Men Would Have Stopped The Newtown Massacre

Dear Charlotte Allen,

By the time this open letter posts on The Frisky, half the internet will have already ripped you a new asshole for your offensive, error-riddled…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 20, 2012 - 8:00 am

An Open Letter To Ann Coulter

On Monday, conservative pundit Ann Coulter tweeted her support of Mitt Romney with the following: “I highly approve of Romney’s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.” In

John Franklin Stephens | October 24, 2012 - 1:00 pm

An Open (Somewhat Creepy) Letter To “Nashville”‘s Connie Britton

Dear Tami Taylor, I mean Mrs. Coach, I mean Connie Britton,

Well, I guess I should start by apologizing. I’m sorry for always calling you by the name…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 10, 2012 - 1:00 pm

An Open Letter To The “Big Brother 14″ Jury

Dear Members of the “Big Brother” Season 14 Jury,

Seriously, y’all are a bunch of butthurts. As a longtime fan of “Big Brother,” I am ashamed of you…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 20, 2012 - 10:20 am

An Open Letter To “The Voice”

Dear “The Voice,”

I heard the news that you will be replacing Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green with Shakira and Usher next season. I hate this idea.

Ami Angelowicz | September 18, 2012 - 1:40 pm

An Open Letter To Vanessa Carlton For Her 32nd Birthday

It appears that, following in the footsteps of the Goservention, which intervened on Amelia’s obsessive fandom with Ryan Gosling, we are going to have to have a Vanessa Carltonvention with our intern

Daley Quinn | August 17, 2012 - 2:00 pm

An Open Letter To Marilyn Manson

Dear Marilyn,

Hi. How are you? Well, clearly you’re very angry. I’m not sure what possessed you to write “F**k You” on your face in eyeliner and flaunt…

Ami Angelowicz | August 13, 2012 - 12:40 pm

An Open Letter To The Pigeon Who Pooped On My Head

Dear Pigeon Who Relieved Itself On My Head,

My scalp is not your toilet! Do you have any idea what it’s like to have have some good morning…

Ami Angelowicz | June 26, 2012 - 12:20 pm

An Open Letter To The Michigan State Representatives Who Think The Word “Vagina” Is Offensive

Dear Sirs,

Vagina you. No, seriously, VAGINA. YOU. You’re so scared of the vagina word that you barred Rep. Lisa Brown from speaking after she used it when addressing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 15, 2012 - 9:40 am

An Open Letter To The Sexually Ambiguous Guy On The Subway

Dear Sexually Ambiguous Guy On The Subway,

You got on at the same stop as me, so you might live in my neighborhood. I saw you waiting on…

Ami Angelowicz | April 27, 2012 - 12:00 pm

An Open Letter To The Guy Who Called Me “Crazy”

Dear Guy Who Seemed Cool On Our First Date But Freaked When I Said I Wanted To Take Sexual Stuff Slowly And Sent Me A Barrage Of Douchey Text Messages…

Jessica Wakeman | April 6, 2012 - 3:00 pm

An Open Letter To The Commercial (Feat. Corn Dog Girl)

Dear Education Commercial (feat. Corn Dog Girl) ,

How are you so bad, yet have managed to embed yourself so deeply in my consciousness? Sometimes I wake…

Ami Angelowicz | March 15, 2012 - 1:20 pm

An Open Letter To My Abnormally Long Chin Hair

Dear Abnormally Long Chin Hair,

We’ve been intimately acquainted since I first noticed you my sophomore year of high school. I looked in the mirror one day before…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | March 14, 2012 - 10:00 am