Posts tagged "open letter"

Fellow Model Rips Kendall Jenner A New One In Scathing Open Letter

Kendall Jenner is easily on her way to surpassing Kim as the most popular Kardashian sister. In the last year alone, Kendall has walked several Fashion Week catwalks, appeared in her own Vogue spread, was offered a job as a Victoria's Secret Angel and became the face of Estee Lauder. But according to fellow model…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014

An Open Letter Of Apology To Lea DeLaria AKA “Big Boo” From “Orange Is The New Black”

Dear Lea, I sit here at my desk, head hung low with shame, as I write this apology to you "the morning after." I don't know if it was the free food and booze that brought us together, or if it was purely fate, but whatever it was, I wish I could hit the rewind…

By: Katie Oldenburg / November 12, 2014

An Open Letter To The People Who Decided “American Horror Story” Should Air At 10PM

Dear People Who Decided "American Horror Story" Should Air At 10 p.m., First, let me begin this letter as a thank you note for providing us fantastic entertainment and a weekly dose of Jessica Lange since October of 2011. Every season of your mini-series has been compelling, addictive and straight up scary, as expected. Thi…

By: Katie Oldenburg / October 10, 2014

An Open Letter To The White Teachers Who Wore NYPD T-Shirts To School, Despite Being Told Not To

Dear PS 220 White Teachers Who Wore NYPD T-Shirts To School, It must have seemed like a fantastic idea when, despite warnings from from the United Federation of Teachers, you all donned NYPD shirts and crowded in front of a camera for a smirking group portrait. Through this lens, which is conspicuously White, those matching…

By: Tiffanie Drayton / September 5, 2014

An Open Letter To All My Full-Length Jeans

Dear Jeans, I'm sure you've sensed a bit of an ominous cloud settling over your part of the closet. Perhaps you've seen the scraps of denim littering the floor of my bedroom. Or maybe you've noticed that your comrades are starting to return to the jean pile as mere shadows of their former selves --…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 22, 2014

An Open Letter To Cunnilingus (About Why We’re Probably Never Going To Be Friends)

Dear Cunnilingus, This is a difficult letter to write. But it has to be said. I’ve been struggling with my feelings about you for a long time now. I wasn’t sure how to express it all clearly and carefully, without hurting you. No one ever wants to hear that they’re not the cat’s pajamas. Believe…

By: Amanda Chatel / April 15, 2014

An Open Letter To The Young Women Gossiping On The Subway

Dear Young Women On My Subway Car Yesterday, I remember high school, a small world in which everyone feels like a character in an epic drama.  A place where peers pass judgement and share hearsay as entertainment. Where few consider the appropriateness or repercussions of their conversations. Yesterday, the two of you stood in a…

By: Sophie Leon / April 9, 2014

An Open Letter To My Pregnant Friends I Refused To Be Happy For

Dear formerly pregnant friends, I know this is way, way overdue on my part -- but I really owe you an apology for how I reacted when you excitedly told me you were going to be a mom. The minute "I'm pregnant!" came out of your mouth, I saw the look of pure joy and…

By: The Stir / January 4, 2014

An Open Letter To My Fantasy Girlfriend, CMA Awards Co-Host Carrie Underwood

  Dear Fantasy Girlfriend Carrie Underwood, I want to preface this letter by letting you know that I am not a lesbian, nor do I plan on experimenting with women any time soon. With that said, I would certainly not kick you out of bed. In fact, you're up there on the "People I'd Gladly…

By: Katie Oldenburg / November 7, 2013

Sinead O’Connor Pens Fifth Open Letter To Miley Cyrus Demanding Apology

Sinead O'Connor isn't giving up until she gets an apology out of Miley Cyrus for poking fun at her mental health issues. Miley responded to Sinead's first open letter by dismissively comparing the singer to Amanda Bynes. Sinead's latest letter implores the pop singer to "apologise [sic] for the mocking of any person who sought help, publicly…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 14, 2013

Sufjan Stevens Pens His Own Open Letter To Miley Cyrus

But don't worry! It's not because he's worried about her prostituting herself, or that she's using Black women and little people as props in her act, or that she's not practicing proper tongue hygiene. No, the singer-songwriter is concerned about Miley's grammar: Dear Miley. I can’t stop listening to #GetItRight (great song, great message, great body),…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 14, 2013

Sinead O’Connor Writes A Long, Intense Letter To Miley Cyrus, Miley Responds By Comparing Sinead To Amanda Bynes [UPDATED]

Miley Cyrus opened a can of worms when she told Rolling Stone that her "Wrecking Ball" video was inspired by the Sinead O'Connor classic, "Nothing Compares 2 U." Naturally, this inspired the outspoken singer to pen a thousand-word missive to Miley and post it on her website. In true O'Connor fashion, her open letter cut…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 3, 2013

Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz Respectfully Requests That Customers Stop Bringing Guns Into His Stores

Just days after 12 people were killed in the Washington Navy Yard shootings, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz penned an open letter to his customers respectfully requesting that they no longer bring guns into their 7,000 coffee shops. The company, which had previously supported by local "open carry" laws, has reversed its stance on firearms due…

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 18, 2013

An Open Letter To Starbucks’ Salad Bowls

Dear Starbucks, Damn you! You made me love you. I've been consciously resisting you since the late '90s, when your chains starting popping up everywhere, putting my favorite high school coffee shop -- Seattle Espresso -- out of business. At first, I hated you on principle. I was young and idealistic and my favorite movie…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 16, 2013

An Open Letter To The Man Who Sent Me Unsolicited D**k Pics,

Dear I'm Too Kind To Use Your Real Name, I am writing this letter because I'm hoping I can prevent you from ever sending another unsolicited picture of your naked penis to another human being again for the rest of your life. When I clicked on an email in my inbox with the subject line…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 9, 2013

An Open Letter To The Couple Conspiculously Making Out On The Subway All The Time

Dear Couple Sucking Face, The first time I saw you, in Manhattan's Union Square station, I thought maybe you were saying goodbye, for like, a long time. How else to explain the five minutes of intense, face-sucking, ass-grabbing making out you two were getting into? As you stood there, right where the station splits off…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 23, 2013

An Open Letter To Abercrombie & Fitch’s CEO Mike Jeffries

Dear Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries, I used to see your brand walk up and down the halls of my high school way back in the day. Before I really even knew who you were, there you were -- in the form of jeans, shirts and other fashion statements of the late '90s. At…

By: Melissa Blake / May 10, 2013

An Open Letter To Tori Spelling And The Chicken That Sleeps In Her Bed

Dear Tori Spelling, I try to ignore it whenever I see gossip stories about you. Why? Because you're doin' you and I'm doin' me and what you do when you're doin' you is none of my biz. Usually this arrangement works just fine for you and me. But then yesterday, I got curious and watched…

By: Ami Angelowicz / April 30, 2013

Jay-Z Drops New Track, “Open Letter,” Addressing Critics Of Cuba Trip

Last night, Jay-Z went into the studio with Timbaland and Swizz Beatz and recorded a new song that he released a few hours later. "Open Letter" has a relatively simple, but completely hot beat and features Hov rapping about his ownership of the Brooklyn Nets and he and Beyonce's recent controversial trip to Cuba. "Boy from…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 11, 2013

An Open Letter To My Period On The Occasion Of Its Return After A Curiously Long Absence

Dear Period, Thank. GOD. Where have you been? I have been waiting for the longest time to see you again, and I don't know what you were doing or where you were at, but I am so so very glad you're back. Two months. Is there any good reason you were gone for two months?

By: Megan Reynolds / April 8, 2013
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