If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard a woman moan about how she thought things were going great with a guy only for him to disappear the minute she slept with him, well, drinks would be on me this weekend. Luckily, the guys over at Truth Merchants are dealin’ their “daily dose of reality” and spelling it out so I don’t have to. After the jump, their top three reasons a guy splits after he hits.

Feminine touches make a house a home, but before you invite a man back to your place on Valentine’s Day, you’ve gotta make it dude friendly. Think of it like baby proofing a place, but for the other kind of baby!  You don’t want him to get turned off by your knickknacks when he’s already turned on by the mere thought of seeing your junk.  So, here’s how to get your space ready for sexy time….

Just like tasting ice cream flavors, sampling sex with a new guy is what being young and single is all about. Sure, you can have your fun, but what do you do when the sun comes up? After a night of hot humpin’, it’s time to get back to your regular bump-and-grind.  Here’s how to fulfill your contract after you’ve sealed the deal….

1. Set Your Alarm Get up and out!  Unless you know for sure that you’re going to do breakfast, beat the awkward morning-after by waking up before him. Just make sure you say good-bye (see below).

 

New Sarah Haskins video! Yay! [Current]

Men tell their thoughts about women’s past sexual partners. [Tango]

A one-night stand can evolve into a relationship. [College Candy]

Here’s your guide to the Boys of Summer. [College Candy]

First kisses are special, but there are some things you never want to hear after that special moment. [Daily Bedpost]

Not all couples live together before marriage, so here are some tips for newlyweds moving in together. [Dear Sugar]

 

 

 

Whenever I sleep over at a new guy’s place, I am never sure what to do/how to act in the morning. Am I supposed to leave? Am I supposed to stay and pretend to be sleeping? Also, how do I hint to a guy who has slept over that it’s time for him to leave?—Awkward In The Mornin’, Dallas, TX

Isn’t it weird how awkward conversation over eggs seems way scarier than letting some dude put his penis in you? It’s because the morning-after usually signifies what direction (if any) this new relationship will take. That’s a lot of pressure before 9 AM! Your safest bet is to take the guys’ cue when you wake up. If Mr. X is already dressed and halfway out the door when you’re just starting to rub the sleep out of your eyes, than you know it’s time to say goodbye. If you wake up to Mr. Y offering you a pair of his boxers and bunny slippers, than make yourself at home and stay awhile.