I consider myself a bit of a celebrity sex tape connoisseur. Watching celebrities have sex for real, kind of reminds me that they’re human, just like the rest of us. Seeing celebrities use the toilet would probably have the same effect, but it’s not as fun. Anyway, here are the top eight you should really know about, where you might find them if they were carried in a video store, and some key tidbits in order to increase your potential to be a good dinner party guest. Because people LOVE to talk about celebrity sex tapes over tuna casserole, trust me.
1. “One Night In Paris” starring Paris Hilton & Rick Solomon
Where To Find It: Next to “The Blair Witch Project”, filed under “night vision goggles” and “totally overrated.”
Best Scene: Paris literally texts away on her Sidekick while Solomon has his way with her. Keep reading »
So you may not know this (ha!), but a while back a sex tape featuring Paris Hilton and her ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon (now Mr. Pamela Anderson) was released, and the hotel heiress sued the bejesus out of the distributors. Some people have speculated that Paris actually had a hand in the sex tape being released, and that she and Salomon split the profits; the video up top seems to dispute that. TMZ reports that Paris, who for some reason is rocking a skeleton mask (maybe it was Halloween?), shows up on the security tape for an erotic video store in Toronto, demanding that the managers tear down the posters advertising her “film debut,” saying she’ll sue them if they don’t. Scary. Even better, she says that they need to take down the posters because they’re “mean.” No, Paris, “Stars Are Blind” is mean. One Night In Paris is just funny. One question though? Since when do security cameras come with audio? Might this just be Act V in the “Paris Hilton: Martyr” mini-series (following Act IV: Wrongfully Imprisoned)? [TMZ] Keep reading »