Tag: olsen twins

Sep 04

Bad Uncle: John Stamos Wanted The Olsen Twins Off “Full House

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This just in: the beloved, perfectly coiffed uncle Jesse HAD IT OUT for Michelle! In an interview regarding the upcoming Lifetime docu-movie “The Unauthorized ‘Full House’ Story,” John Stamos admitted that he wasn’t particularly fond of working alongside the Olsen twins, as they were hired as literal blubbering babies, and he urged show producers to […]

Aug 26

Tom Cruise’s Nekkid Scientology Shroud Features Massive Dick And Balls

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To celebrate Tom Cruise’s 25th anniversary as a Scientologist, the COS commissioned a GIANT NAKED SHROUD of him featuring an excessively huge package, as well as some “commemorative coins” to be featured in a “pop-up Scientology Church” in Clearwater, Florida. [E! Online] David Faustino, aka “Bud Bundy” wants to reboot “Married…With Children.” Which we feel […]