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Let’s All Enjoy Oliver Cheshire’s Six-Pack

Helloooo, Oliver Cheshire! He came into our office today and was, like, “Can I help?” And Amelia and I took one look at each other, and we were like, “Sure!” So, we told him that one work requirement was that all boys have to work shirtless, and then we pointed at some boxes, and we were like, “Move those.” And he did. Shirtless. And it was a wondrous sight to behold. Now he’s under Amelia’s desk and massaging her feet. With his tongue. I would have gone for him, but he’s only 5’9″, and that’s four inches shorter than me, so she can have him. Apparently, our new boy toy is British and around 20 or 21. We asked him how old he was, and he was like, “I don’t know,” and we were like, “Fine.” Because, who cares, right? No, you can’t borrow him. He’s our pet. [The Fashinisto] Keep reading »

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