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Happy Horny Holidays: Ugly Christmas Sweaters Might Actually Get You Laid

HO! HO! HO!  Elfowicz here (that’s my Christmas persona) to deliver some good news. In honor of the impending, almost holiday season, Trojan condoms conducted a poll to find out what kind of cheer co-workers were spreading at their company Christmas parties. (Yes, cheer meaning SEX.) Since yours should be happening this week or next (unless your company is cheap and they are skipping the festivities this year –those jerks!), I thought you’d like to know that wearing an ugly Christmas sweater might not exclude you from getting some sugar under the mistletoe (or in the supply closet).  Keep reading »

Getting It On In The Workplace? Here’s The #1 Spot For Office-Sex

Office sex chart

One of my ultimate fantasies, besides having sex in a cab, which I will probably never fulfill, is having sex in the office. But since I work from home, tragically, I don’t think I’ll ever get to do that one either. There’s just something about the idea of it: the sexual tension between you and a co-worker, perhaps the head-butting over client management, and when you go into the conference room alone to argue it out, just the two of you, you have one of those ferocious kisses that you only see in movies. Before you know it, pens and papers are scattered across the floor and you’re having sex on the table. Hello, awesomeness! Find out which locations are hard at work on Your Tango…

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Cubicle Mates Make Good Use Of That Conference Room

According to the boys at Details office affairs are BACK and all the rage. We were not aware that they had ever gone out of style. Though we don’t have anyone in our office to have an affair with, sniff, we know many people who’ve worked a colleague in and out of the office. At one job we worked at, people would meet in the stairwell to make-out, or head up to the abandoned 22nd floor to bone. Of course, you’ve got to be careful with the office affair — hooking up with a boss or a subordinate may be sexy and thrilling, but it’s also, like most things that are fun, not a good idea. Likewise, hooking up with multiple people in your office isn’t smart either, because girls talk and your butt is gonna get found out. [Details] Keep reading »

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