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Coming Soon To A Theater Near You: OctoMom The Musical

First came “Coctomom,” the porno inspired by Nadya Suleman. Now Nadya’s going to be immortalized in a musical. That’s right, OctoMom the Musical” is in the works. And it’s gonna be quite a production. People in the first two rows of will get soaked during the delivery scene, and babies will fly over the audience. After the jump, the reasons this musical is pregnant with failure. Keep reading »

Today In Porn: “CoctoMom” & “Twilight Of Virginity” Coming Soon

We should’ve known it was coming. In the same vein as “Nailin’ Paylin,” a porn spoof based on Nadya Suleman, the woman who birthed octuplets now known as “OctoMom,” is about to hit an adult video store near you. Naturally, the title came easily. “CoctoMom” will spoof the baby-obsessed mom’s need for sperm donors. I, for one, am frightened.

Likewise, the “Twilight” franchise is getting its own XXX movie in the form of “Twilight of Virginity,” which, I guess, is about vampires sucking blood and popping cherries. Which of these two do you think will be the most successful? [Examiner] Keep reading »

OctoMom To Have Uterus Removed — Finally!

Just in time for Mother’s Day, OctoMom Nadya Suleman gives her army of babies the best gift ever: no more brothers and sisters! After giving birth to 14 children through in-vitro, OctoMonster is making her first responsible parenting decision and getting part of her baby making-machine, her uterus, removed. The surgery, scheduled for this weekend, means that Suleman is unlikely to spawn more offspring. Collective sigh. [Radar via Daily News]

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10 Things That Are More Dangerous Than The Swine Flu

This weekend, I was talking to a doctor friend of mine who calmed all of my fears about swine flu. Then I read: “90 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask. A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom.”So true. The fact of the matter is, there are a lot of way, way, way more dangerous and scary things humans have to worry about that make the swine flu look like child’s play. AIDS/HIV, for one — plus: cancer, global warming, terrorists. After the jump, 10 more things that are way worse than swine flu.
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Star Couplings: Mr. Cindy Crawford Denies Being A Total Perv

  • Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber is denying charges that two female employees were fired because they wouldn’t reciprocate his sexual advances. [OK! Magazine]
  • The woman who was suspected of having an affair with Jon Gosselin of “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” says that she and Jon are just friends. [People]
  • Clay Aiken’s son with Jaymes Foster has adorable, pinch-worthy cheeks. [Perez Hilton]
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    Star Couplings: Chace Crawford Is Leaving Ed Westwick

  • Chace Crawford is sick of living with Ed Westwick. He told his agent to spare no expense in finding Ed a downtown apartment with a doorman. [Perez Hilton]
  • Craigslist Killer Philip Markoff’s fiancee Megan McAllister visited him at Boston’s Nashua Street Jail. [People]
  • Two La Habra police and Child and Family Services questioned Nadya Suleman after a teacher reported that Suleman’s four-year-old autistic son came to school with a black eye and bite marks. [TMZ] — He was probably duking it out with his other siblings for his mom’s attention.
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    Star Couplings: Madonna And Jesus Luz Are On Again

  • Madonna is getting close again with her on-off companion Jesus Luz after her bid to adopt another Malawian child was denied and she blamed a nonexistent paparazzo for her horse incident. [OK! Magazine]
  • According to one report, Casey Aldridge, Jamie Lynn Spears’ boyfriend, has a blood clot near his brain after sustaining injuries in a severe car accident over the weekend. [Perez Hilton]
  • Charlize Theron and Woody Harrelson joined Bono for a rendition of “Stand By Me” at the wedding reception of Salma Hayek and François-Henri Pinault in Italy over the weekend. [People]
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    Star Couplings: OctoMom Showed Her TaTas For Dollars

  • Nadya Suleman was a topless dancer when she was in her 20s, according to In Touch Weekly. She used the alias Angelina. [Perez Hilton]
  • Kate Moss was caught naked with The Living Things band member Eve Berlin, who is a man, despite his feminine name. His brother Lillian caught the pair and said it was awkward. [Dlisted]
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    Star Couplings: Madonna Pleads For Mercy, Chris Brown Has A New Girl

  • Madonna has plans to build a house in Malawi in the hopes of adopting Mercy. She’s opened up to the country’s Nation newspaper, blabbing about better health care, education, and a stable family environment. [Dlisted]
  • Lindsay Lohan had one out of control weekend following her breakup with Sam Ronson last week. She was spotted at a party drinking copious amounts of vodka until she was unable to form a sentence. But that didn’t stop LiLo from moving on to the next party just before 3 a.m. [Perez Hilton] Somebody needs to get Dr. Drew Pinsky over to Lindsay before she ends up like Britney Spears.
  • Nicole Richie has kicked Joel Madden out of his home office because she needs the space to be Harlow’s new “big girl” bedroom now that the couple is expecting a second child. [OK! Magazine]
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    OctoMom Reality Show Offer, In Exchange For Showing Hers

    Porn giant Vivid Entertainment usually has no problem sealing many deals, but they’re desperate to bed the OctoMom. First, they made her a million dollar offer, plus benefits for all her babies. That deal sounds better than the stimulus package, but while Nadya Suleman is clearly a whore, it’s seemingly just for attention. So, she turned the seven figure XXX offer down. Keep reading »

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