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Actually, Octomom Loves ALL Her Children

“I Love ALL my children. I do not regret them and it’s ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies.”

Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, responds to the In Touch Weekly article that claimed Nadya had referred to the older six of her brood as “animals” and had allegedly contemplated suicide because of the pressure of caring for all 14 of her kids. Well, phew, I was really worried there for a moment that she may be an unfit parent. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

Octomom Nadya Suleman Whips Man In A Diaper For Fetish Porn Film, TMZ Claims

Octomom has long rebuffed offers to appear in porn — or so the tabloids claim. Now TMZ is reporting Nadya Suleman recently filmed a kinky fetish porn at her home in which she whips a man wearing a diaper until he has welts on his back. She’s reportedly wearing a black corset and black leggings and “her body is kinda smokin’,” despite popping out 14 rugrats. Wait, she filmed a fetish porn in her home? Who babysat all those kids? Allegedly the video is being shopped for sale, although it is unclear by whom. Octomom has been doggedly pursued recently by porn king Vivid Video, who tried to exploit her financial troubles and the fact her house might go into foreclosure to get her to appear on screen. Recently, Vivid offered Octomom $1 million to appear in a skin flick! If rumors of her fetish video are true, we hope she was paid well. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Will A Porn Company Save Octomom From Foreclosure?

Octomom has as many problems as she has kids. Her house is nearing foreclosure and she and her 14 tots might be kicked out if she cannot come up with money for a $450,000 note. Enter Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, circling like a vulture. Hirsch is in talks with Nadya Suleman’s landlords to assume some of the debt and told TMZ, “This would be a great opportunity to begin a relationship with Octomom.” In other words, to exploit her weakness for the company’s own financial gain. Klassy! To her credit, Vivid previously offered Suleman $1 million to appear in a skin flick, as well as a gig as a production assistant and an invite to co-host a party at the porn industry’s AVN awards, and she rebuffed all offers. She does have some standards, you know. Although I really, really do not understand Vivid’s fascination with this woman. If there’s someone whose va-jay-jay I am not interested in seeing, it’s a woman who has popped out 14 kids. [TMZ.com] [TMZ.com] Keep reading »

German “Octomom” Dog Gives Birth To 17 Puppies


If you thought Octomom‘s breeding capabilities were disgusting, get a load of this bitch. (Dog joke.) A German dog gave birth “naturally” to 17 puppies — count ‘em, 17 puppies! Etana, a Rhodesian Ridgeback from EbereschenhofI, had nine boy dogs and eight girl dogs. When they all want to nurse at once she probably just lies there and hates the jerk who knocked her up. I say we volunteer to get this brave mama a new pair of boobs and some vaginoplasty surgery, stat. [BBC] Keep reading »

Will We Ever Get To Read Nadya Suleman’s Autobiography?

I was starting to think that maybe Nadya Suleman was out of our lives forever. I mean, after all, the lady has a lot of diapers to change. But evidently, she is doing okay because she’s had time to pen an autobiography. The problem? No publisher wants to print it. A source says, “[Nadya] is holding out because she is not being offered a lucrative deal, and she feels like her personal story is worth a lot more than anyone is even interested in paying.” The book was supposed to be ghostwritten by Wendy Leigh, but apparently she dropped out of the project and Nadya wrote this one herself. Which means it should be … good? Or at least covered in baby spittle. And, no, apparently she does not reveal the name of her sperm donor in this one. [Radar] Keep reading »

OctoMom Brings The Crazy Train To Oprah


Yesterday, Oprah brought the OctoMom’s Crazy Coo-Coo Bananas Show to our living room, spending the hour with Nadya Suleman and her brood. In the clip above, one of Nadya’s toddlers “riverdances” (to quote Michael K.) all over one of the octuplets, until Suleman finally notices and declares the baby-stomping “not OK.” Then Suleman coerces her older son Elijah into going to school by telling him Child Protective Services and the police would come to take him away if he doesn’t. Think long and hard about that one, Elijah. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

Quotable: OctoMom May Someday Want To Be QuindecimMom

“Someday far, far, far, far in the future when they’re older, if god willing, I meet somebody. I don’t want anymore kids alone, but I won’t 100 percent say that I’m not going to far in the future get married and want a baby.”

—OctoMom Nadya Suleman when asked during a chaotic interview on “The View” if she wants to have more kids. She also disclosed in the interview that her laugh scares people and how she paid for infertility treatment—by squirreling away money she made working as a psychiatric nurse. Keep reading »

Octomom Debuts New Bod For Babies’ First Birthday


Today is the first birthday for Octomom Nadya Suleman’s octuplets and to celebrate, she’s debuting her new bikini bod (we’re sure it’ll be the babies’ favorite gift!). In an interview with Matt Lauer on “Today” this morning, Octomom claimed her post-baby bod is all-natural and she got it the old-fashioned way: lots of exercise. When asked if she’s had surgery, the trout-lipped mother of 14 quickly replied: “I will not do that!” In addition to regular exercise, Octomom also credits “good genes” for her ability to snap back into shape after carrying a litter of kids in her belly. I’m sure the help of several nannies doesn’t hurt either. [via MSNBC] Keep reading »

“Octo-Mom Focuses On What’s Really Important” …

… Playing with her eight new toys instead of the six old ones. [Jezebel] Keep reading »

Octomom Shows Former Beauty Queen How Babies Are Made


You probably remember a couple years ago when Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 badly botched her answer to a pageant question and became an overnight internet sensation on YouTube. Well, the former beauty queen appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last week poking fun at herself by asking various people to explain where babies come from. Her segment with Octomom after the jump is priceless! Keep reading »

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