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Octomom’s Tribute To Angelina Jolie Is Uncomfortable, Delusional

“I admire her … She saves children’s lives. I get that we both have a lot of kids, but I don’t think I look anything like her,” said Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, of her idol Angelina Jolie.

Then Octomom proceeded to pose like her for In Touch. Why? It’s hard to say. But Octomom took the opportunity to talk about how much harder she has it than Ang.

“I do a lot! I’m a cook, a chauffeur and a nanny,” she told In Touch. She forgot porn star, drunk, and possible welfare defrauder. [DListed]

Octomom Abuse Charges
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Some really bad charges have been brought against Octomom. Read More »
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Octomom Pulls A Tanning Mom, Gets Drunk And Breastfeeds At A Drag Show

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Some really bad charges have been brought against Octomom. Read More »
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Everything you need to know about Octomom's porn shoot. Read More »

Following the news that charges of child neglect and abuse would not be brought against her, Octomom Nadya Suleman celebrated at NYC’s XL Hot Mess Drag Review. You might recognize the name from Tanning Mom’s appearance at the same show back in August. Sorry Octomom, Tanning Mom’s been there, done that, and flashed her panties on the red carpet to prove it.

Octomom tried her damnedest to outdo Tanning Mom. The mother of 14 got wasted, pretended to breastfeed plastic baby dolls, simulated oral sex on a drag queen and screened a clip from her new porno, “Octomom: Home Alone.” Mercy, Octomom. You win the title of worst mother. Please, stop now. [Buzzfeed, Huffington Post]

Octomom Nadya Suleman Fighting Allegations Of Sexual Abuse, Calls Them “Blatant Lies”

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Nadya Suleman, who is best known as the “Octomom,” is now fighting allegations of sexual abuse against her eight younger children. Suleman is denying the claims, calling them “blatant lies.”

In interviews with CBS2 in Los Angeles, two former nannies, who wished to remain anonymous, say that they were witnesses to Suleman’s neglect of the eight young children and saw sexual abuse.

“I feel like those children are in danger,” one said. “I think something is going to happen to those children if nothing is done.” Read more…

Octomom Is Accused Of Sexual Abuse & The Most Sexist Inventions For Boobs

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  • Two former Octomom nannies have reported her to Child Protective Services for allowing her children to sexually abuse each other. I feel awful even typing that sentence. I hope it turns out not to be true. You can read more about the details of the allegations if you can stomach it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Exciting news! Strippers performing at funerals is now a thing. We should let Phaedra Parks know about this ASAP. [TruTV]
  • Are rape fantasies normal if you’re a rape survivor? Em & Lo weigh in. [Em & Lo]
  • Why free birth control is a good thing for a society. [College Candy]
  • Behind the scenes of an adult film shoot featuring real couples. [Your Tango]
  • Ever since the presidential debate, sexy Big Bird Halloween costume sales are sky rocketing. I’ve always thought Snuffleupagus was much sexier. [The FW]
  • There’s no way that the breast-boosting waffle iron or any of these other sexist boob inventions can feel good. [Cracked] Keep reading »

New Low: Octomom Sued By Strip Club

Today in the world of Very, Very Serious Legal Battles: A strip club is trying to get an emergency injunction … to keep Octomom Nadya Suleman from stripping at a competing club. Suleman, you’ll remember, was due to launch her stripping career at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach with a series of eight shows that were to begin tonight. But after one of the club’s bartenders called her “crazy” in a TV interview, Suleman canceled the gigs just days after signing the contract. Now she’s due to appear at the nearby Playhouse Gentleman’s Club on Friday—unless the injunction stops her. Read more …

Octomom Has A Boyfriend (And I’m Still Single)

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Octomom On Howard
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Octo Troubles
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  • Octomom has a boyfriend and I’m still single. Nadya Suleman is dating a 23-year-old tanorexic amateur bodybuilder named Frankie G whom she met “through church.” Okay then. [TMZ]
  • Meet Mugly, a hairless Chinese Crested, who won the World’s Ugliest Dog contest this weekend for the second time in his life. Now that’s ugly. [The FW]
  • Justin Bieber’s family of “hillbillies” once shot and ate a bear while camping in the woods. I can hardly belieb it. [Popdust]
  • How to talk dirty without freaking anyone out. Dirty talk is both an art and a science, you see. [Modern Man]
  • “Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek, 71, suffered a heart attack this weekend. Get well soon, Alex! [Celebrity Cafe] Keep reading »

Cannot Be Unseen: Octomom Nadya Sulemon Rides The Sybian On Howard Stern (NSFW)

Warning: This Cannot Be Unseen!

You know how I know I’m kind of a perv? Instead of being really skeeved out by this video of Octomom Nadya Sulemon riding the Sybian — a vibrating “masturbation device” that you straddle — on Howard Stern, I found myself Googling “Sybian New York City.” Surely there’s a retailer that will let me try it before purchasing.

This Week In Sex: Octomom’s First Porno Pics & Sex Tips From The Ladies At The Bunny Ranch

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  • We don’t feel bad for Octomom, but we sure do feel bad for her 14 kids. Look, or look away, but here are the pics of her pleasuring herself on her first pornographic photo shoot. [Huffington Post]
  • In case you hadn’t noticed, sex toys are pricey these days. Here’s a chance to win a nice one for you and your S.O. Woot! [Em&Lo]
  • These super annoying things may prevent you from getting laid tonight. Don’t let them! [The Stir]
  • Lingerie … yay or nay? A man weighs in. I say if he wants me to wear the fancy stuff, he pays. Otherwise it’s all American Eagle Outfitters all the time, baby. [College Candy]
  • Here are some sex tips from the (legal) sex workers at the Bunny Ranch. Starting with the suggestion that women always give oral. [iVillage] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: For $18 Per Minute, You Can Discuss Parenting With Dina Lohan

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Evening Quickies
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  • Danielle Staub, Dina Lohan, and OctoMom are earning a pretty penny with a new chatline called Dial-A-Star, where “fans” call up a hotline and are charged by the minute to chat with their favorite D-lister. Tila Tequila is raking in the most at $20 per minute, while Michael Lohan only fetches $10 a minute. Clearly The Frisky needs to call Dial-A-Star and report back to you. Amelia, can we expense that? [Celebitchy
  • Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher might be sleeping together. [Hollywood Life
  • The Obama campaign is now selling overpriced red, white and blue nail polish with titles like Red-y To Win and Bo Blue. [Styleite
  • Ray J insists there is no sex tape or X-rated photos of him and Whitney Houston, despite gossip to the contrary. [PopBytes]
  • Katy Perry joined the Marines in her new video for “Part Of Me,” which premiered last night. [MTV]
  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino wrote on his website that he checked into rehab for a prescription drug problem. Just yesterday his rep claimed he was being treated for “exhaustion.” [People] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: A Soulful “Toxic” Cover & Octomom Swears She Doesn’t Masturbate

  • “Toxic” is considered by many to be one of Britney Spears’ catchiest songs, but dare I say this cover is a better version? [Buzzfeed]
  • Drama! “Teen Mom 2″ dad Corey Simms — who has twins with Leah Mesner — reportedly hooked up with “16 & Pregnant”‘s Nikkole Paulun. [Crushable]
  • Kelly Osbourne, who is filled with opinions these days, is trash-talking Christina Aguilera now. [Popbytes]
  • Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron, who I guess were humping maybe for a hot second, are no longer humping. [Dlisted]

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