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Octomom’s Tribute To Angelina Jolie Is Uncomfortable, Delusional

“I admire her … She saves children’s lives. I get that we both have a lot of kids, but I don’t think I look anything like her,” said Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, of her idol Angelina Jolie.

Then Octomom proceeded to pose like her for In Touch. Why? It’s hard to… More »


Octomom Pulls A Tanning Mom, Gets Drunk And Breastfeeds At A Drag Show

Following the news that charges of child neglect and abuse would not be brought against her, Octomom Nadya Suleman celebrated at NYC’s XL Hot Mess Drag Review. You might recognize the name from Tanning Mom’s appearance at the same show back in August. Sorry Octomom, Tanning Mom’s been there, done that, and flashed her panties… More »


Octomom Nadya Suleman Fighting Allegations Of Sexual Abuse, Calls Them “Blatant Lies”

Nadya Suleman, who is best known as the “Octomom,” is now fighting allegations of sexual abuse against her eight younger children. Suleman is denying the claims, calling them “blatant lies.”

In interviews with CBS2 in Los Angeles, two former nannies, who wished to remain anonymous, say that they were witnesses to Suleman’s neglect of… More »


Octomom Is Accused Of Sexual Abuse & The Most Sexist Inventions For Boobs

Two former Octomom nannies have reported her to Child Protective Services for allowing her children to sexually abuse each other. I feel awful even typing that sentence. I hope it turns out not to be true. You can read more about the details of the allegations if you can stomach it. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]… More »


New Low: Octomom Sued By Strip Club

Today in the world of Very, Very Serious Legal Battles: A strip club is trying to get an emergency injunction … to keep Octomom Nadya Suleman from stripping at a competing club. Suleman, you’ll remember, was due to launch her stripping career at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach with a series of eight shows… More »


Octomom Has A Boyfriend (And I’m Still Single)

Octomom has a boyfriend and I’m still single. Nadya Suleman is dating a 23-year-old tanorexic amateur bodybuilder named Frankie G whom she met “through church.” Okay then. [TMZ]
Meet Mugly, a hairless Chinese Crested, who won the World’s Ugliest Dog contest this weekend for the second time in his life. Now that’s ugly. More »


Cannot Be Unseen: Octomom Nadya Sulemon Rides The Sybian On Howard Stern (NSFW)

You know how I know I’m kind of a perv? Instead of being really skeeved out by this video of Octomom Nadya Sulemon riding the Sybian — a vibrating “masturbation device” that you straddle — on Howard Stern, I found myself Googling “Sybian New York City.” Surely there’s a retailer that will let me try… More »


This Week In Sex: Octomom’s First Porno Pics & Sex Tips From The Ladies At The Bunny Ranch

We don’t feel bad for Octomom, but we sure do feel bad for her 14 kids. Look, or look away, but here are the pics of her pleasuring herself on her first pornographic photo shoot. [Huffington Post]
In case you hadn’t noticed, sex toys are pricey these days. Here’s a chance to win… More »


Morning Quickies: For $18 Per Minute, You Can Discuss Parenting With Dina Lohan

Danielle Staub, Dina Lohan, and OctoMom are earning a pretty penny with a new chatline called Dial-A-Star, where “fans” call up a hotline and are charged by the minute to chat with their favorite D-lister. Tila Tequila is raking in the most at $20 per minute, while Michael Lohan only fetches $10 a minute. More »


Evening Quickies: A Soulful “Toxic” Cover & Octomom Swears She Doesn’t Masturbate

“Toxic” is considered by many to be one of Britney Spears’ catchiest songs, but dare I say this cover is a better version? [Buzzfeed]
Drama! “Teen Mom 2″ dad Corey Simms — who has twins with Leah Mesner — reportedly hooked up with “16 & Pregnant”‘s Nikkole Paulun. [Crushable]
Kelly Osbourne, who… More »


Actually, Octomom Loves ALL Her Children

“I Love ALL my children. I do not regret them and it’s ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies.”
Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom, responds to the In Touch Weekly article that claimed Nadya had referred to the older six of her brood as “animals” and had allegedly… More »


Octomom Nadya Suleman Whips Man In A Diaper For Fetish Porn Film, TMZ Claims

Octomom has long rebuffed offers to appear in porn — or so the tabloids claim. Now TMZ is reporting Nadya Suleman recently filmed a kinky fetish porn at her home in which she whips a man wearing a diaper until he has welts on his back. She’s reportedly wearing a black corset and black leggings… More »


Will A Porn Company Save Octomom From Foreclosure?

Octomom has as many problems as she has kids. Her house is nearing foreclosure and she and her 14 tots might be kicked out if she cannot come up with money for a $450,000 note. Enter Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment, circling like a vulture. Hirsch is in talks with Nadya Suleman’s landlords to assume… More »


German “Octomom” Dog Gives Birth To 17 Puppies

If you thought Octomom’s breeding capabilities were disgusting, get a load of this bitch. (Dog joke.) A German dog gave birth “naturally” to 17 puppies — count ‘em, 17 puppies! Etana, a Rhodesian Ridgeback from EbereschenhofI, had nine boy dogs and eight girl dogs. When they all want to nurse at once she probably… More »


Will We Ever Get To Read Nadya Suleman’s Autobiography?

I was starting to think that maybe Nadya Suleman was out of our lives forever. I mean, after all, the lady has a lot of diapers to change. But evidently, she is doing okay because she’s had time to pen an autobiography. The problem? No publisher wants to print it. A source says, “[Nadya] is… More »


OctoMom Brings The Crazy Train To Oprah

Yesterday, Oprah brought the OctoMom’s Crazy Coo-Coo Bananas Show to our living room, spending the hour with Nadya Suleman and her brood. In the clip above, one of Nadya’s toddlers “riverdances” (to quote Michael K.) all over one of the octuplets, until Suleman finally notices and declares the baby-stomping “not OK.” Then Suleman coerces… More »


Quotable: OctoMom May Someday Want To Be QuindecimMom

“Someday far, far, far, far in the future when they’re older, if god willing, I meet somebody. I don’t want anymore kids alone, but I won’t 100 percent say that I’m not going to far in the future get married and want a baby.”—OctoMom Nadya Suleman when asked during a chaotic interview on “The View” More »


Octomom Debuts New Bod For Babies’ First Birthday

Today is the first birthday for Octomom Nadya Suleman’s octuplets and to celebrate, she’s debuting her new bikini bod (we’re sure it’ll be the babies’ favorite gift!). In an interview with Matt Lauer on “Today” this morning, Octomom claimed her post-baby bod is all-natural and she got it the old-fashioned way: lots of exercise. More »


“Octo-Mom Focuses On What’s Really Important” …

… Playing with her eight new toys instead of the six old ones. [Jezebel] … More »


Octomom Shows Former Beauty Queen How Babies Are Made

You probably remember a couple years ago when Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 badly botched her answer to a pageant question and became an overnight internet sensation on YouTube. Well, the former beauty queen appeared on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last week poking fun at herself by asking various people to explain where babies… More »


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