Man Who Simulated Sex With A Playground Slide Banned From Playground, Naturally
That seems fair, really.
Man Who’s Banged More Than 1,000 Cars Is Ready To Settle Down
After losing his virginity 45 years ago, Edward Smith of Yelm, Washington, knew that the way he felt about headlights and bumpers was the way most men felt about “boobs…
It’s About To Become Socially Acceptable To Date Your Phone
You’ve probably heard about some rare instances where people were attracted to, fell in love with or even married things like the Eiffel Tower or their truck. It’s called objectum…
Cosmo Solves Your Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation Problems
Let’s get right to the point. This is the lede of an article in Cosmopolitan’s October 2012 issue: “Julie, 29, has amazing orgasms. The catch? They’re with her vacuum cleaner.”
This Woman Wants Schtup The Statue Of Liberty
Welcome to more adventures in objectum sexuality, the fetish where a person finds herself sexually attracted to an inanimate object. The latest object of desire is our very own Lady…
Woman Weds Warehouse To Save Its Life
Seattle woman, Babylonia Aivaz, fell in love with a warehouse she met during an Occupy Seattle event and decided to marry it. But not in that romantic kind of way.
11 People And The Inanimate Objects They Are Sexually Attracted To
The other day I told you about Becky, the Dr. Laura guest who can only get off by humping the corner of her laundry basket, which she’s had since college. She…