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Reminder: The First Family Will Never Be This Cool Again

When we’re all living in a police state under the oppressive thumb of a presidency that wants to make America great or whatever, remeber the goddamn Obamas. Appreciate them now, while you still can. More »


Obama To Make First Oval Office Address Since 2010

President Barack Obama will make a televised address to the nation this evening at 8:00PM EST.

Topics are reported to include ISIS terrorist attacks and terror threats, as well as possible mention of the need for stricter gun control for citizens of the U.S. following mass shootings and the latest terrorist attack in… More »


Update: What We Know About The San Bernardino Shooting

The motives of the shooters remains a mystery, although the act itself falls under the umbrella of domestic terrorism, neither of the suspects have criminal records or any previous affiliations with fanaticism or violence. More »


Obama And Trudeau: A Short Romantic Fan Fic

It’s a chemistry beyond brotherhood, sex, or politics, it’s a chemistry only explained by the corresponding quantum vibrations both the charismatic men possess. More »


Baby Dressed As Pope Wins Best Costume Prize At White House Halloween Party

The Halloween celebration at the White House is an annual tradition that goes as far back as the Eisenhower administration. President Nixon was the first to host a family event and invite large groups of children and their parents. Maybe that’s the only good thing he ever did. So, thanks Nixon for that!

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Sarah Palin Hates On Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock, Still Thinks It’s A Bomb

9th grader Ahmed Mohamed, who got arrested for building a clock and bringing it to school, may have been invited to the White House, but he’s still receiving slack from the Right. Because of course.

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin decided to echo her daughter, Bristol’s sentiments with further hatred and stupidity… More »


Donald Trump Defends His Latest Islamophobic Remarks

At an event on Thursday evening, an attendee asked Trump: “we have problem in this country. It’s called Muslims,” and then proceeded to allege that President Obama was one. The crazy dude then went on to say that the US has “training camps growing where they want to kill us. When can we get rid… More »


Idiots Wonder: Does This Video Show A Demon Hanging Around President Obama?

No. No it does not. More »


President Obama Will Announce New AIDS Strategy

Plus, a woman in Hong Kong is accused of assaulting a police officer with her breast, and Nadia Lee Cohen builds a photography project in response to online censorship. All in Today’s Lady News! More »


Obama Will Tell African Leaders: “I’m Not A Fan Of Discrimination”

President Obama will support gay rights on his upcoming tour of Africa, Venice is banning books that talk about non-traditional families, it’s possible to segregate the internet, and the Fight for $15 has moved to the campaign trail. More »


Obama To Become First Sitting President To Visit A Federal Prison

President Obama will become the first sitting president ever to visit a federal prison as part of a new push to focus on criminal justice – and hopefully – dismantling the horrifying reality of America’s prison industrial complex!

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters that this move is to “lay out… More »


US And Japan Will Square Off For Women’s World Cup Championship

Are you watching the Women’s World Cup Yet? And elsewhere, the Episcopal Church has approved same-sex marriage ceremonies, and Norway’s running a safe sex ad with a glitter-ejaculating penis. More »


“Obama Should Apologize For Slavery,” Insists White NY Times Columnist

Yeah, really. More »


US Republicans Tell Pope Francis Not To Quit His Day Job

The far right in our country are gearing up to put Pope Francis in his place before he convinces everyone in the world that climate change is legit.

The Pope is scheduled to cast that climate change as the moral cause of our times. But of course the losers of our country want… More »


Qatar’s World Cup Construction Has Killed Hundreds Of Slave Workers

Obama says climate change is a national security threat; FIFA stays mum on slave worker deaths; Bush’s abortion policies suddenly seem pretty reasonable; Anne Pasternak is named chief curator at the Brooklyn Museum. All in Today’s Lady News — now click! More »


Senate Democrats Kill Fast Track Of Terrible TPP Trade Deal

Elizabeth Warren for Queen of Everything! More »


Obama Expected To Voice Support For Medical Marijuana

Sunday night, Barack Obama is supposedly going to voice his support for the legalization of medical marijuana on national television, around 9PM on CNN in an interview with Sanjay Gupta. This will be part of a series that CNN has been doing called “WEED 3″

Maybe we need to DVR Game of ThronesMore »


Obama Does Live Action “WELP” Shruggie Emoticon

Today is a good day. In honor of the best emoticon expression in history, the “welp” or shruggie emoticon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is now hereby personified by our commander in chief, and oh what a glorious photographic masterpiece it is!

Obama, you have given us lower unemployment, helped reinstate the VAWA act, and so much… More »


Watch Obama’s Speech On The Anniversary Of The Bloody Sunday Selma March

On Saturday, thousands gathered at the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama to honor the 50th anniversary of the Bloody Sunday March, in which the peaceful protesting of about 600 civil rights activists was interrupted by violent attacks from white police officers. President Obama delivered a powerful speech that Death and Taxes writer Steve King calls… More »


The Obamas Are Starting An Education Initiative For Girls Around The World

Malala Yousafzai has inspired the Obamas to start a new initiative to support education for girls around the world. [Washington Post]
Vice President Biden will be the headline speaker at the Human Rights Campaign’s annual convention this year. [AP]
A “sex gang” in Oxfordshire has assaulted 373 children in the last 16… More »