“It’s just silly because I’m a very present person, and that’s the thing that has been so in the past. The fact that somebody keeps bringing up the past is just selfish. I mean, it sucks. I already released a statement the first time it happened. It’s just unfortunate that it keeps reminding people about the past and not the present.”
—Vanessa Hudgens, who is out and about promoting “Beastly” and “Sucker Punch,” gives a very metaphysical answer when asked a question about the nude pics that circulated of her in 2007 and the new batch that cropped up last month. I like that she thinks by releasing a statement, she’ll never hear about it again. If only that were the way the world works. [Huffington Post]
So what is in Vanessa’s present? Tattoos! With mom. Keep reading »
A nude photo of Elizabeth Taylor at age 24 has been released by a “private collector.” Yes, even Liz Taylor had a naked pic! Elizabeth reportedly had her friend Roddy McDowall take the photograph — in which she’s crouched naked on a shaggy carpet — as an engagement gift for her third husband Michael Todd. After Hubby #3 died, a heartbroken Liz reportedly gave the naked pic to her assistant/makeup artist, Penny Taylor. Somehow it found its way to “private collector” (of what, nude pics?) Jim Shaudis, who released the photo after Liz died on March 23. While it’s not exactly classy to bust out nude pics, I guess it’s somewhat more acceptable that the collector waited until her death. And let’s be honest: doesn’t girlfriend look damn fine? [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
When Star magazine got its grubby hands on Ali Fedotowsky‘s diary, they published an excerpt from high school when she wigged out on ecstasy. Now Radar is reporting that a friend of Ali’s has a photo of her topless—taken when she was 15. In the image, someone is pouring beer over her chest. “You don’t see who is pouring the beer. You see a hand with a beer in it, and the person is off camera,” their source says. “A person who was in Ali’s life for a long time took the picture. She was very wild. But she was under age at the time this picture was taken and if it surfaces someone is going to be in a lot of trouble. The person who has it is now hiding it.” Guess that’s pretty lucky for Ali. The image surfacing would not be the ideal wedding present. [Radar] Keep reading »
Paris Hilton. John Edwards. Rielle Hunter. Tila Tequila. Chelsea Handler. Erin Andrews. Ashley Greene. Kid Rock. Scott Stapp. Kendra Wilkinson. Ke$ha. Snooki. JWoww. Cassie. Ex-Miss California Carrie Prejean. Ex-Miss USA Tara Connor. If you go searching on the internet, you can see any of these people naked, half-naked, covered in semen (allegedly!), or engaging in sex acts, or you can read about the sex acts they’ve performed in great detail. I’ve written about several of these “scandals” myself — oftentimes downright gleefully. Sometimes it’s just fun, as a writer, to get to say a celeb is covered in “masculine essence” or “ambrosia of man.” Other times there’s a delicious schadenfreude when some moralizing twit like Carrie Prejean falls off her high horse.
But I also know I’m guilty of taking it for granted that sex tapes and nude pics are so common that we just assume it’s our God-given right to see them.
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Satisfied with the devil’s handiwork he accomplished with poor Miley, Perez Hilton has moved on to his next victim: Ke$ha. Perez just posted a nude photo of Ke$ha allegedly covered in, shall we say, ambrosia of man. I took out my spectacles and I don’t see a single thing on her: She just looks like her usual self, lying back and looking crunked. (We can’t/won’t link to the photo since, duh, we hate him. Also, we are using that blue-haired photo of him in perpetuity.)
Leave it to Perez and his super-sperm-eyes that can sense DNA on nubile young pop stars. (P.S. Thanks, John DeVore, for the dirty euphemisms!) Keep reading »
When your dad is the Rolling Stones‘ Keith Richards and your mom is model/photographer Patti Hansen, posing nude in French Playboy is an interesting career choice. But whatevs, maybe Alexandra Richards really likes her nakey time.
After the jump, more of Alexandra’s NSFW French Playboy pics: Keep reading »