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Naked BART Assaulter Identified As Yeiner Perez (Yup, Video Still NSFW)

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Yesterday, we shared a mind-blowing video of an incident that occurred in San Francisco’s 16th Street BART station. A naked man strode into the station and began attacking people. In between attacks, though, he executed a number of difficult gymnastics moves. The man has now been identified as 24-year-old Yeiner Perez, who is also known as Yeiner Garizabalo. Perez, not surprisingly, is a trained dancer and acrobat, and until recently had been a part of the circus troupe ClownSnotBombs, but stopped showing up for practice in the weeks before the incident.  A friend in the troupe said, “He’s been through a lot of stress — he seems to have been having a breakdown.” Keep reading »

This Is The Most WTF Video I Have Ever Seen (NSFW)

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A few weeks ago, there was apparently an incident at the 16th Street Bart Station in San Francisco. A naked, obviously disturbed man walked into the station and began aggressively confronting people. The incident was originally reported on May 10, but just today a video of the man’s behavior was released. We aren’t trying to make fun of what this man and his fellow Bart passengers experienced, but we felt like the video — very NSFW — was too incredible/disturbing/confounding not to post.

Here’s a first hand account of the incident from a woman that was there:

“Just left 16 and Mission Bart station and as I was approaching the ticket exit, a completely naked man with his penis hard was backing a woman coming from work I assume against a wall and he threw her down to the ground. Someone tried to stop him and he ended up throwing the guy to the ground and then got on the ticket exit/entrance thing and squatted over for everyone to see his anus and then and then and then….. the point is that no one could control the situation and then he started going after an older man and had him by the neck. He was obviously on PCP since he was so strong and out of it ( i think???)) wtf! Everyone ran out and no one could help. I heard “the police were on their way” but we all ended up getting out of there. I didn’t stick around. Thank god my kids weren’t with me. Sad world and fucked up people. Fuck 16th/Mission Bart. At your own risk!”

After the incident and a brief chase through the tunnels, the man was arrested. Keep reading »

The Black Tape Project Is Basically Naked Chicks Wearing Electrical Tape (NSFW)

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Stick the word “project” on the end of the name of something, and all the sudden it has more gravitas. I suppose that might have been the intention of the inventors of The Black Tape Project, but who knows? What is pretty obvious: TBTP is pretty much a bunch of naked women wearing strategically placed electrical tape, which is either hot or painful, depending on your perspective.

To get a sense of what sort of “thing” this is, let’s just pull out some key words from the description on their website.

“Feast your eyes on the new artistic movement taking the globe by storm. Introducing The Black Tape Project, where artistic design meets sensual art literally created before the public eye with just a roll of electrical tape. Now touring the globe, The Black Tape Project originates from the Magic City of Miami, where you can find the most exotic people, lifestyle and night life. Be one of the first to be a part of this innovative and exclusive extravaganza!”

So far as I can tell, you can hire a passel of these girls to writhe around on stage for your next up in the clurb blowout, though you should probably check out your state’s public nudity laws before doing so.

But what you’re really wondering is, what do women wearing only black tape look like? Click through for vaguely NSFW images…

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Just A Leisurely Naked Bike Ride For World Naked Bike Day (NSFW)

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Guys, Saturday was World Naked Bike Ride Day, an annual global event where cyclists are encouraged to ride in the buff to raise awareness about bike rights. Founded in 2004, the World Naked Bike Ride organizers suggest riders pedal “as bare as you dare.” This NSFW video shows hundreds of cyclists in Mexico City taking off their clothes and taking to the streets. Let’s just hope they wipe down their bike seats post-ride. [Telegraph]

The Porn Version Of “Parks & Rec” Actually Looks Pretty Funny

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"It is literally naked women devouring t-bone steaks."

A few “Parks & Recreation” episodes back, Leslie helped save the local (Jason Schwartz-run) art house video store, but it had unintended consequences. To make money, the store was transformed into a porn warehouse, and a Pawnee-themed porn––including Leslie and Ron-a-likes––was made. It turns out, somebody in the real porn universe must have been watching, because the folks at Wood Rocket TV created “Porks  & Recreation,” which includes actually pretty funny parodies of all your favorite “Parks & Rec” characters. Dick Chibbles (try and say that without giggling) as Ron Swanson is actually pretty good, while Aiden Starr plays Leslie Knope. My only qualm is that the idea of Ron and Leslie banging feels way too incest-y. Ron’s like a dad to Leslie! Otherwise, A+ adaptation. [YouTube]

Somebody At The Vatican Is Downloading BDSM Porn

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Look, we’re not saying the Pope has anything to do with this, but somebody at the Vatican is getting their rocks off to some hardcore porn on the job. The folks at Torrent Freak discovered that someone with the Vatican’s IP address is downloading tons of very porny porn. Stuff like “Whipped Ass,” “Russian Slaves” and “TS Pussy Hunters.” Plus, a bunch of German pornography. You can see what some of this stuff looks like here, if you’re at home and wanna see some chicks spank and penetrate each other. (Yes, NSFW).

Aside from the porn hijinks, the Vatican’s getting into trouble in another way — they’re illegally downloading a bunch of shit. Back in January, a priest mentioned in an interview that they’d watched “Django Unchained” the night before. The only problem? They watched it in their “in-monastery film club.” Oh, and we’re kind of stoked that the torrent revealed that they’d also been watching “Love, Actually,” too. Big fan of that movie. Other Vatican favorites? “Chicago Fire,” British soap “Neighbours” and “The Americans.” Maybe there are some diehard “Felicity” fans at the old Holy See? [Torrent Freak]

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