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Sext Tip: Photoshop Your Nudes With Perfect365 (NSFW)

Warning: this post contains a bunch of photos of my butt. More »


Bring Me The Horizon’s Gory “Follow You” Video Isn’t Offensive, It’s Just Bad

I mean, it features a dog getting shot in the head. It might be offensive, too. More »


This Artist’s Dick Pics Are Like Etsy For Your Penis

NSFW, unless your workplace is fine with pictures of penises dressed up as Fidel Castro. More »


Good Lord, Justin Bieber Has A Really Beautiful Penis

We were not expecting any of that. More »


Kansas State Marching Band Forms A Giant Dick And We Love Them

Normally I don’t really care about sports all too much but this was something I could really get into.

At a college football game half-time show, the Kansas State Marching Band for The Wildcats, meant to form a Star Wars themed formation, but instead formed something that looked exactly like a giant dick… More »


Lenny Kravitz’s Dick Wanted To Get Some Fresh Air, Showed Itself On Stage

CINNA, WE HAVE A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION. GET A MOCKINGJAY PIN STAT. More »


What’s Justin Bieber Looking For?

What’s out there, little guy? More »


April Fools’ Day Is Still Upon Us, So The Bold Italics’ Naked Office Must Be A Joke — Right?

I refuse to believe this is real. More »


Naked Yoga Model Demonstrates Poses In Her Birthday Suit (NSFW)

I have mixed feelings about the series photographer Peter Hegre posted on Reddit of his wife, Luba Shumeyko, doing super-advanced yoga poses in the buff. One the one hand, the photographs are undeniably beautiful. On the other hand, well, a lot of things. I hate that they perpetuate the myth that yoga poses are supposedMore »


Freud Would Have Loved This Sexy Coffin Calendar

Freudian psychoanalytic theory states that the opposite of the human death drive is the sexual instinct. I’m racking my brain and that’s the the only possible explanation for having a naked woman drape herself on a coffin. Polish casket maker Lindner, who put together the erotic calendar for 2014, hopes to make death sexier to… More »


Sky Ferreira Is Naked And Soaking Wet On Her New Album Cover (NSFW)

It was a tall order for indie pop singer Sky Ferreira to outdo her super chic mugshot, but she’s certainly done it. The singer shared a SFW version of the artwork from the cover of her debut album, Night Time, My Time (coming out October 29th) on Instagram. It’s got a very Janet Leigh in… More »


American Apparel’s “Period Power” Shirt Is Almost Too NSFW To Show You

But I will. After the jump. With ample warning that it is very NSFW. And bloody. So, you know, if you click onward, don’t blame me if you hate what you see. … More »


Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Nipple For V Magazine

Miranda Kerr, Victoria’s Secret model and submissive wife to Orlando Bloom, posed for the new issue of V Magazine as La Cicciolina. Who’s that, you ask? Just a famous ’70s porn star/Italian politician, who famously gave her political stump speeches with one breast out. Cicciolina, real name Ilona Staller, was elected to Italy’s parliament in 1987,… More »


Lady Gaga & The Case Of The Missing Vagina

Lady Gaga took some nude photos that appear in the newest issue of V magazine. She’s back on the publicity prowl, promoting her new record Art Pop, and that’s great. Whats not so great is the weird Photoshop job that was done to this particular shot. I mean, just where has Lady Gaga’s vagina gone?More »


Just The Naughty Bits: Alcide Gets Double-Teamed On The “True Blood” Season 6 Premiere (NSFW)

I fell off the “True Blood” bandwagon midway through the last season, when the whole Lilith and PTSD plot lines became seemingly more important than showing Alexander Skarsgard naked as often as possible. Last night, I made myself watch the season premiere, and while I was drawn in by Bill Compton’s super vamp powers (will… More »


Naked BART Assaulter Identified As Yeiner Perez (Yup, Video Still NSFW)

Yesterday, we shared a mind-blowing video of an incident that occurred in San Francisco’s 16th Street BART station. A naked man strode into the station and began attacking people. In between attacks, though, he executed a number of difficult gymnastics moves. The man has now been identified as 24-year-old Yeiner Perez, who is also known… More »


This Is The Most WTF Video I Have Ever Seen (NSFW)

A few weeks ago, there was apparently an incident at the 16th Street Bart Station in San Francisco. A naked, obviously disturbed man walked into the station and began aggressively confronting people. The incident was originally reported on May 10, but just today a video of the man’s behavior was released. We aren’t trying to… More »


The Black Tape Project Is Basically Naked Chicks Wearing Electrical Tape (NSFW)

Stick the word “project” on the end of the name of something, and all the sudden it has more gravitas. I suppose that might have been the intention of the inventors of The Black Tape Project, but who knows? What is pretty obvious: TBTP is pretty much a bunch of naked women wearing strategically placed… More »


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