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Freud Would Have Loved This Sexy Coffin Calendar

Freudian psychoanalytic theory states that the opposite of the human death drive is the sexual instinct. I’m racking my brain and that’s the the only possible explanation for having a naked woman drape herself on a coffin. Polish casket maker Lindner, who put together the erotic calendar for 2014, hopes to make death sexier to consumers. “For this calendar we came back to nature, which we express with perfect harmony between Lindner coffins and natural wood, blue sea, red flowers, green fields and beauty of the female body,” said a spokesman for the company.

Yeah, Freud probably would have been way into this by this sexy coffin calendar, but the Polish Catholic Church is NOT. And neither am I. It’s causing me existential unease. [Daily Star UK]

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Sky Ferreira Is Naked And Soaking Wet On Her New Album Cover (NSFW)

It was a tall order for indie pop singer Sky Ferreira to outdo her super chic mugshot, but she’s certainly done it. The singer shared a SFW version of the artwork from the cover of her debut album, Night Time, My Time (coming out October 29th) on Instagram. It’s got a very Janet Leigh in “Psycho” vibe. Of course, someone found the unedited version of the photo taken by filmmaker Gaspar Noe, because BOOBS!

As for her arrest, she made a statement to Billboard saying:

“I legally can’t say much about what happened, but it’s not what it all seems. I kind of got fucked with. … No one actually knows what happened besides Cole and I and the Saugerties police…I know for a fact I’m not a drug addict. That’s all I really have to say about it. I know I’m not a drug addict. I’m sorry if it hurt anyone and I’m not trying to promote drugs and it’s not like an image thing whatsoever.”

Well, that settles that. You can see the NSFW version of the photo after the jump. [Spin] Keep reading »

American Apparel’s “Period Power” Shirt Is Almost Too NSFW To Show You

American Apparel's "Period Power" Shirt Is Almost Too NSFW To Show You

But I will. After the jump. With ample warning that it is very NSFW. And bloody. So, you know, if you click onward, don’t blame me if you hate what you see. Keep reading »

Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Nipple For V Magazine

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Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Nipple For V Magazine

Miranda Kerr, Victoria’s Secret model and submissive wife to Orlando Bloom, posed for the new issue of V Magazine as La Cicciolina. Who’s that, you ask? Just a famous ’70s porn star/Italian politician, who famously gave her political stump speeches with one breast out. Cicciolina, real name Ilona Staller, was elected to Italy’s parliament in 1987, and also had a musical career spanning three decades. More recently, she founded her own political party, the Democracy, Nature and Love Party, which is pro-gay marriage, advocates for a minimum wage, and wants to reopen brothels around Italy. But you don’t really care about that — you just want to see Miranda Kerr with her boob out. Lucky for you, the NSFW version is right after the jump (along with a pic of the original La Cicciolina).

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Lady Gaga & The Case Of The Missing Vagina

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Lady Gaga took some nude photos that appear in the newest issue of V magazine. She’s back on the publicity prowl, promoting her new record Art Pop, and that’s great. Whats not so great is the weird Photoshop job that was done to this particular shot. I mean, just where has Lady Gaga’s vagina gone? Did it have other plans? A swim meet to compete in? Groceries to purchase? Maybe it was feeling under the weather that day, and decided to stay home and rest up. Whatever the case, it seems that Lady Gaga’s Vagina, like it’s owner, is forging its own unique path. Click through to see what we’re talking about. Keep reading »

Just The Naughty Bits: Alcide Gets Double-Teamed On The “True Blood” Season 6 Premiere (NSFW)

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I fell off the “True Blood” bandwagon midway through the last season, when the whole Lilith and PTSD plot lines became seemingly more important than showing Alexander Skarsgard naked as often as possible. Last night, I made myself watch the season premiere, and while I was drawn in by Bill Compton’s super vamp powers (will he be less annoying now?!), I still think I am going to limit my “recaps” to showing you just the NSFW moments.

So, with that in mind, watch as sexy Alcide (Joe Manganiello) finds himself celebrating his new role as wolf pack leader with not one but two naked ladies. Nice start to the season, HBO. Props.

Naked BART Assaulter Identified As Yeiner Perez (Yup, Video Still NSFW)

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Yesterday, we shared a mind-blowing video of an incident that occurred in San Francisco’s 16th Street BART station. A naked man strode into the station and began attacking people. In between attacks, though, he executed a number of difficult gymnastics moves. The man has now been identified as 24-year-old Yeiner Perez, who is also known as Yeiner Garizabalo. Perez, not surprisingly, is a trained dancer and acrobat, and until recently had been a part of the circus troupe ClownSnotBombs, but stopped showing up for practice in the weeks before the incident.  A friend in the troupe said, “He’s been through a lot of stress — he seems to have been having a breakdown.” Keep reading »

This Is The Most WTF Video I Have Ever Seen (NSFW)

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A few weeks ago, there was apparently an incident at the 16th Street Bart Station in San Francisco. A naked, obviously disturbed man walked into the station and began aggressively confronting people. The incident was originally reported on May 10, but just today a video of the man’s behavior was released. We aren’t trying to make fun of what this man and his fellow Bart passengers experienced, but we felt like the video — very NSFW — was too incredible/disturbing/confounding not to post.

Here’s a first hand account of the incident from a woman that was there:

“Just left 16 and Mission Bart station and as I was approaching the ticket exit, a completely naked man with his penis hard was backing a woman coming from work I assume against a wall and he threw her down to the ground. Someone tried to stop him and he ended up throwing the guy to the ground and then got on the ticket exit/entrance thing and squatted over for everyone to see his anus and then and then and then….. the point is that no one could control the situation and then he started going after an older man and had him by the neck. He was obviously on PCP since he was so strong and out of it ( i think???)) wtf! Everyone ran out and no one could help. I heard “the police were on their way” but we all ended up getting out of there. I didn’t stick around. Thank god my kids weren’t with me. Sad world and fucked up people. Fuck 16th/Mission Bart. At your own risk!”

After the incident and a brief chase through the tunnels, the man was arrested. Keep reading »

The Black Tape Project Is Basically Naked Chicks Wearing Electrical Tape (NSFW)

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Stick the word “project” on the end of the name of something, and all the sudden it has more gravitas. I suppose that might have been the intention of the inventors of The Black Tape Project, but who knows? What is pretty obvious: TBTP is pretty much a bunch of naked women wearing strategically placed electrical tape, which is either hot or painful, depending on your perspective.

To get a sense of what sort of “thing” this is, let’s just pull out some key words from the description on their website.

“Feast your eyes on the new artistic movement taking the globe by storm. Introducing The Black Tape Project, where artistic design meets sensual art literally created before the public eye with just a roll of electrical tape. Now touring the globe, The Black Tape Project originates from the Magic City of Miami, where you can find the most exotic people, lifestyle and night life. Be one of the first to be a part of this innovative and exclusive extravaganza!”

So far as I can tell, you can hire a passel of these girls to writhe around on stage for your next up in the clurb blowout, though you should probably check out your state’s public nudity laws before doing so.

But what you’re really wondering is, what do women wearing only black tape look like? Click through for vaguely NSFW images…

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Just A Leisurely Naked Bike Ride For World Naked Bike Day (NSFW)

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Guys, Saturday was World Naked Bike Ride Day, an annual global event where cyclists are encouraged to ride in the buff to raise awareness about bike rights. Founded in 2004, the World Naked Bike Ride organizers suggest riders pedal “as bare as you dare.” This NSFW video shows hundreds of cyclists in Mexico City taking off their clothes and taking to the streets. Let’s just hope they wipe down their bike seats post-ride. [Telegraph]

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