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Note to Johnny Depp: Drag Queens Lip-Synch Better Than Your Wife

Oh Johnny Depp. You’re so hot you can do a musical movie, impersonate Michael Jackson, drag it up as Ed Wood and still, no one questions your sexuality. We women refuse to lose you to the other team! But now, after seeing this video of your wife Vanessa Paradis, dazed and confused, lip-synching at the NRJ awards in France, I wish you were life partners with RuPaul. How is she your better half? You’re so suave, so sensitive, so sexy….so bad at picking up cool chicks? This lame model makes me wanna cry, baby. But Amelia swears Vanessa is actually a decent chanteusse and pretty much the coolest girl in France — so she just gives a sucky live show? [YouTube] Keep reading »

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